Quotes 6

by Shiri

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Nori2009-10-22 23:36:33
(*): Pectus (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I really, really wish my hippogriff Floofie wasn't such an idiot."

Aerotan2009-10-23 00:24:53
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Viynain has been choked to death by an alluring siren of beauty.
You see the death occur at the Domotheos of Beauty.

Viynain has suffered a gruesome death through magic by the will of an alluring siren of beauty.
You see the death occur at the Domotheos of Beauty.

(Celest): Pectus says, "...I think Viynain needs to learn that no means no."
Unknown2009-10-23 03:31:42
Dear god. Two quotes in a day. That's my new record.. Quit quoting me!

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(Celest): Doman says, "Let me link some power, and I'll be right bqwack."


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Arix2009-10-23 04:19:43
Munsia tells you, "We're coming to take you away HAHA HEHE HAHA HEHE HAHA WE'RE
COMING TO TAKE YOU AWAY OOooOoOoOO."
Tervic2009-10-23 05:31:57
Sadhyra says, "I'm just sitting here smelling myself being all happy."
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Unknown2009-10-23 06:43:49
(Market): Hyon says, "Trans forger for hire with mallet."

(Market): Casilu says, "Casilu: if you find a crazier forger, I'll eat my head."

(Market): Pectus says, "Trans cook with spatula for hire. Since Casilu's probably gonna be eating her head."

(Market): Syridean says, "Virtuoso tailor for hire, you may need a bib."



Lets all eat Casilu's head together!
Munsia2009-10-23 08:20:48
Your karma rises in response to your deeds.
You smile to yourself, knowing your peers have gained some respect for you.
A golden dragon turtle looks up at you, a single tear streaming down from her eye. She digs a small hole in the sand and lays a large golden egg.


Sadly, no egg emerges from the sand and the dragon turtle shakes her head sadly and goes back into the sea.

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Edit: I believe this means I max'd the population somehow >.>
Jael2009-10-23 15:34:33
You cower in a corner, fearful of a plush doll of Supreme Master Luciphage's wrath.
A plush doll of Supreme Master Luciphage begins to laugh in a dark, booming voice, throwing his hands up in the air and then using one to point the gold skull cap of his staff at you.

A plush doll of Supreme Master Luciphage exclaims, "Today, I've got to do laundry, clean the house, torture innocents, and take over the world. Not necessarily in that order!"

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Unknown2009-10-23 17:50:54
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You snuggle up close to a translucent gossamer butterfly, smiling happily.
A translucent gossamer butterfly skips merrily.


I don't even know why. But this made me giggle, and think of Nori.


Also

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You sniff some iridescent spores, then suddenly sneeze.
Briefly, you see an image of in a blizzard of dandruff.


A Divineee needs to wash their haairr.
Unknown2009-10-23 19:04:25
QUOTE (munsia @ Oct 23 2009, 04:20 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Your karma rises in response to your deeds.
You smile to yourself, knowing your peers have gained some respect for you.
A golden dragon turtle looks up at you, a single tear streaming down from her eye. She digs a small hole in the sand and lays a large golden egg.


Sadly, no egg emerges from the sand and the dragon turtle shakes her head sadly and goes back into the sea.

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Edit: I believe this means I max'd the population somehow >.>

What's "You smile to yourself, knowing your peers have gained some respect for you." mean?
Unknown2009-10-23 23:44:45
It's springtime in Glomdoring and all the beasts are coming into adulthood!

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A young female horse with a snow white tail has grown to adulthood!
A young pony with fluffy wings has grown to adulthood!
A young giant spider with a barbed stinger has grown to adulthood!
It is now the 1st of Klangiary, 248 years after the Coming of Estarra.

(Peasantface): You say, "Omg all my beasts matured."

A somber gallery overlooking the Shadowvale. (lost) (Glomdoring Forest.)
Offering a sweeping view of the entire arena, neat rows of thick tree trunks, their surfaces worn to a smooth sheen, provide ample seating for those gathered to observe the fray. Tall columns of intricately carved Ravenwood display multiple poses of the mighty Crow, His watchful eye seeming to follow the movement of the combatants. Clutched in the powerful talons of each foreboding image are brightly burning torches, which provide enough light to illuminate even the darkest of evenings. Despite the blazing flames, shadows cull silently in the corners of the rooms, licking the edges of the walls with tendrils of the deepest Night. A fighting ring rises up from the ground. A hemlock sapling clings tenaciously to the ground here. Casting darkness all around, a shadow totem thrusts up from the ground, chilling the air. A fat brown spider with a barbed stinger scuttles about here, spinnerette swiveling every which way.
You see exits leading southeast and west.

(Peasantface): Sidd says, "Mine just did too."

(Peasantface): You say, "Wtf my spider sucks."

(Peasantface): Viynain says, "XD."

(Peasantface): You say, ":(."

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Beast# Beast Description Stable Level Months
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103742 a large, chestnut br the Stables of the Wyrden Thorn 12 23
140529 a black, portly pony the Stables of the Wyrden Thorn 12 23
36333 a fat brown spider w the Stables of the Wyrden Thorn 12 23
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Total: 3

(Peasantface): You say, "Wtf."

(Peasantface): You say, "All my beasts are fat."

(Peasantface): You say, "*cry*."

(Peasantface): Viynain says, "XD."

(Peasantface): Viynain says, "XD."

(Peasantface): Viynain says, "Man, you didn't train their body, did you."

(Peasantface): You say, "I did, it was mostly all body trains."

(Peasantface): Sidd says, "I fed my pony lots of eggfeed/fruitfeed."

(Peasantface): Viynain says, "Oh, that happens too!"

(Peasantface): Viynain says, "If you even it out, they'll look better."

The Stables of the Wyrden Thorn. (Glomdoring Forest.)
The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. Filib Inseira hovers in the air here with a pair of daggers in his hands, wings beating rapidly. Massive dark brown wings filling much of the space around her, a russet hippogriff stands here, surrounded by motes of pulsing white light. Massive brown wings filling much of the space around her, a light brown hippogriff stands here, crackling with a holy light. Kilauea is here. She wields a golden sickle in her left hand and a glowing powerstone in her right. Eliron is here, pondering thoughtfully. He wields a worn lute in his left hand.
You see a single exit leading northeast.
Filib Inseira bows respectfully to you.

(Peasantface): Viynain says, "Toss in some eggfeed/fishfeed and your spider will even out."

You reach out through your bond with your beast and dismiss him, sending him back to the stables.
A fat brown spider with a barbed stinger bobs his head several times just before trotting off.

(Peasantface): You say, "It'll change?"

Eliron flashes you a joyous smile.

Raising your hand in greeting, you say "Hi!"

You lead a black, portly pony with skeletal wings out of a stall of the Stables of the Wyrden Thorn.

(Peasantface): You say, "Ewwwww."

(Peasantface): You say, "My pony sucks."

Maestro Eliron Inseira, Shadowed Cadence says to you, "Do you use zimorou on your beasts ever?"

(Peasantface): Merik says, "Rofl."

(Peasantface): You say, ":(."

(Peasantface): Viynain says, "Rofl, fat pony."

You say, "They just matured."

You say, "I might."

You stare implacably at a black, portly pony with skeletal wings.
A black, portly pony with skeletal wings inches bashfully over to you and nuzzles you tenderly.

You say, "Ugly thing."

A wry smile spreads across Eliron's face.

You reach out through your bond with your beast and dismiss her, sending her back to the stables.
A black, portly pony with skeletal wings bobs her head several times just before trotting off.
You have ordered your beast to feed out of her feedbag.

Maestro Eliron Inseira, Shadowed Cadence says, "I waas just thinking I disliked how plain my hippogriff turned out. I always seem to manage brown."

Eliron frowns at a light brown hippogriff with brown wings.
A light brown hippogriff with brown wings twitters like a bird at Eliron.

You lead a large, chestnut brown mare with a black tail out of a stall of the Stables of the Wyrden Thorn.
A large, chestnut brown mare with a black tail desperately needs food!

(Peasantface): You say, "At least my horse is ok."

This mare has a large frame, with sleek muscles denoting speed and grace whenever she moves. She occasionally tosses her luxurious mane as she whinnies and snorts, and her pale blue eyes blink slowly, taking in the world. Her sleek coat is coloured chestnut brown, with a black tail sprouting proudly from her body. Blinking occasionally and swishing her tail, she has the forebearing look of a creature waiting for something interesting to happen.
A large, chestnut brown mare with a black tail looks to be crushingly strong.

(Peasantface): You say, "Huh."

(Peasantface): You say, "I have a Megan Fox horse."

(Peasantface): You say, "She occasionally tosses her luxurious mane as she whinnies and snorts, and her pale blue eyes blink slowly, taking in the world. Her sleek coat is coloured chestnut brown, with a black tail sprouting proudly from her body."

(Peasantface): You say, "Black hair, blue eyes."

(Peasantface): Merik says, "A whore with retarded tattoos?"

(Peasantface): Viynain says, "Hee."

(Peasantface): You say, "...wonder if I could tattoo my horse..."

(Peasantface): You say, "Yeaaahh gonna have to get some ziomoru."

Eliron blinks.

You reach out through your bond with your beast and dismiss her, sending her back to the stables.
A large, chestnut brown mare with a black tail bobs her head several times just before trotting off.
You have ordered your beast to feed out of her feedbag.

Maestro Eliron Inseira, Shadowed Cadence says, "Also, this holy light seems just strange."

Eliron peers at a light brown hippogriff with brown wings unscrupulously.
A light brown hippogriff with brown wings spreads her wings and shakes her head.

You tilt your head curiously.

Maestro Eliron Inseira, Shadowed Cadence says, "It you step back and look at her, she's glowing."

The Stables of the Wyrden Thorn. (Glomdoring Forest.)
The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. Wyrden trees hunch over each other here, forming a canopy overhead. The twisted branches from each tree clash together, writhing about each other and blurring together in an unending battle of foliage. Beneath the twisted canopy, a sturdy stables has been erected, crafted from the wood from several ravenwood trees. Viciously thorny vines spread out across the ground, wrapping around the stables and spreading outwards. Midnight black roses grow in patches amongst the abundant plant life, their heavy blooms threatening to snap the stems they grow upon. Filib Inseira hovers in the air here with a pair of daggers in his hands, wings beating rapidly. Massive brown wings filling much of the space around her, a light brown hippogriff stands here, crackling with a holy light. A shadowcatcher web lies on the ground here. Eliron is here, rubbing his chin thoughtfully. He wields a worn lute in his left hand.
You see a single exit leading northeast.

You put your hands on your hips and go "Hmmm!"

You say, "Very odd."

Maestro Eliron Inseira, Shadowed Cadence says, "Very."

Eliron narrows his eyes at a light brown hippogriff with brown wings in an unnerving manner.
A light brown hippogriff with brown wings suddenly lunges forward with a growl and sinks her teeth firmly into Eliron.

Maestro Eliron Inseira, Shadowed Cadence says to a light brown hippogriff with brown wings, "You were not raised in Celest."

You hide a grin behind your hand.

Maestro Eliron Inseira, Shadowed Cadence says to a light brown hippogriff with brown wings, "The forest of Shadows. They're very nice. You should try some."

You snicker at a light brown hippogriff with brown wings.
A light brown hippogriff with brown wings suddenly lunges forward with a growl and sinks her teeth firmly into you.

"Eep!", you scream in fright.

Maestro Eliron Inseira, Shadowed Cadence says to you, "I suppose I could put her to work as a spotlight on the stage."

You lead a black, portly pony with skeletal wings out of a stall of the Stables of the Wyrden Thorn.

You cackle hellishly.

You narrow your eyes at a black, portly pony with skeletal wings in an unnerving manner.
A black, portly pony with skeletal wings blinks incredulously at you.

You say, "Mine seems rather...passive."

Maestro Eliron Inseira, Shadowed Cadence says, "He does seem quiet."

Finger extended, Eliron pokes a light brown hippogriff with brown wings.
A light brown hippogriff with brown wings roars fiercely at Eliron.

Eliron grins mischievously at a light brown hippogriff with brown wings.
A light brown hippogriff with brown wings sniffs Eliron, trying to decipher just what that smell emanating from her is.

You snicker softly to yourself.

Maestro Eliron Inseira, Shadowed Cadence says to a light brown hippogriff with brown wings, "For something with holy light, your rather fiesty."

You stare implacably at a black, portly pony with skeletal wings.
A black, portly pony with skeletal wings blinks incredulously at you.

You say to a black, portly pony with skeletal wings, "Eat up. We're going to get some zingoru in you."

You say, "I want those fluffy wings back."

Eliron's eyes sparkle with amusement.

You say, "I don't trust you flying with those skeletal things."

You look skeptical and say, "Especially given how fat you are."

(Peasantface): Sidd says, "A grey, blinking pony with a silky tail stands here quietly."

(Peasantface): Sidd says, "I like it."

(Peasantface): Viynain says, "As opposed to the non-blinking ponies, you know."

(Peasantface): Merik says, "Next they're going to mention that they are walking on four legs."

(Peasantface): Merik says, "Just in case someone thought ponies were bipedal."

(Peasantface): Sidd says, "Don't shoot my pony down."

(Peasantface): Sidd says, "I think it's quite pretty."

(Peasantface): Sidd says, "Like legimate pretty."

(Peasantface): Viynain says, "His pony can do hair commercials."

(Peasantface): Sidd says, "Seriously."

(Peasantface): Sidd says, "Come look at this."

(Peasantface): Sidd says, "She's super pretty."

(Peasantface): You say, "My pony could squash your pony."

You see the following people here:
Nienla, Sidd, Sadhyra

Sidd points accusingly at a grey, blinking pony with a silky tail.
A grey, blinking pony with a silky tail gives Sidd the once-over, eyeing it suspiciously.

(Peasantface): Viynain says, "That's cause your pony can sit on people and kill them, Saddy."

You have emoted: Sadhyra's pony walks towards Sidd's steed with ponderous, heavy steps.

As the pony nears, the ground shakes beneath the beast's weighty trod.

Sidd's pony backs up cautiously.

Sidd's pony runs for the hills.

A grey, blinking pony with a silky tail bobs her head several times just before trotting off.

You have emoted: Sadhyra's pony lets out a warbling, fat-choked neigh, tail slowly swishing.

Sidd says, "Oh damnit."

Sidd says, "Now I have to go chase her down."

Sidd says, "Thanks."

Sidd leaves to the north, emanating an aura of immense power.

Nori2009-10-24 02:45:06
Ardmore tells you, "(( OH MY GOD."

You tell Shadow Ardmore Mes'ard, "(( what?"

Ardmore tells you, "(( o.o isn't owl face."

Ardmore tells you, "(( o,o is a PERFECT owl."

Ardmore tells you, "IT HAS THE NOSE."

You tell Shadow Ardmore Mes'ard, "(( ROFL."

(*): Ardmore says, "OWL FACE! o,o."

You tell Shadow Ardmore Mes'ard, "(( yus! O,O."

(*): You say, ":D."

(*): Leronia (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Eh?"

(*): Ardmore says, "OWL. FACE. o,o!"

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Nori2009-10-24 03:35:48
(*): Pectus (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "PATH TO (landmark) PATH GO You whore."

(*): Syridean (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "PATH START, isn't it?"

(*): Tervic (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Path start."

(*): Leronia says, "Yes path start."

(*): Tervic (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Path to my PANTS."

(*): Pectus (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "*path start*."

(*): Tervic (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Oh dear."
Tervic2009-10-24 07:11:25
You drain the last dregs of fragrance from a phial of Ceria's elixir.
The liquid flows coldly down your throat and sinks into the pit of your stomach, leaving you feeling inexplicably violated. Your body suddenly flushes with power, yet your mind reels with evil hallucinations.

Then, later....

A miniscule parasitic creature begins to squirm around in your hands, running up your arm and, without warning, cutting open a small hole and squeezing inside in a spray of blood.

You stumble backwards slightly as you feel an alien presence touch at the boundaries of your mind, and strange hallucinations begin to reel through your perceptions of reality.


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Tervic's a Goa'uld now ._.
Unknown2009-10-24 09:02:17
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Marble arch before the Necropolis.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. A statue of an Ur'Guard Grand Marshal stands here, memorializing her noble spirit. A shuttered glass gas lamp lies dark and unlit atop a tall, ornately gilded post. A grotesque ghast squats here, dragging its taloned hands on the ground. Mukyu Savanyr, Apprentice of the Way is here.
You see exits leading northeast, east, southeast, and west.
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You say, "Did I mention how hardened my skin is? Coated with a supple granit."
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Mukyu Savanyr, Apprentice of the Way rolls her eyes about men been bigger boasts than she is.
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Elder Kalas Kaikazu, the Chainreaver says, "Did I mention how gutterminded that sounds?"
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Elder Kalas Kaikazu, the Chainreaver says, "How hard your skin is?"
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Kaikazu grins and nods at you.
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Savanyr gives a trillingly melodic laugh.
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You exclaim, "Pervert oldy!"
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Mukyu Savanyr, Apprentice of the Way leans in and whispers, "all old men are."
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Elder Kalas Kaikazu, the Chainreaver says, "That's UNCLE ELDER KALAS Pervert Oldy to you, newphew."
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You exclaim, "Yes, SIR!"
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Savanyr gives a trillingly melodic laugh.
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Kaikazu utters a deep, rumbling laugh.
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Kaikazu pets you ingratiatingly.
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Unknown2009-10-24 13:40:20
QUOTE (Nori @ Oct 23 2009, 10:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ardmore tells you, "(( OH MY GOD."

You tell Shadow Ardmore Mes'ard, "(( what?"

Ardmore tells you, "(( o.o isn't owl face."

Ardmore tells you, "(( o,o is a PERFECT owl."

Ardmore tells you, "IT HAS THE NOSE."

You tell Shadow Ardmore Mes'ard, "(( ROFL."

(*): Ardmore says, "OWL FACE! o,o."

You tell Shadow Ardmore Mes'ard, "(( yus! O,O."

(*): You say, ":D."

(*): Leronia (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Eh?"

(*): Ardmore says, "OWL. FACE. o,o!"

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I've been using OvO for weeks.
Lehki2009-10-24 13:54:55
QUOTE (Sadhyra @ Oct 23 2009, 07:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
A grey, blinking pony with a silky tail gives Sidd the once-over, eyeing it suspiciously.

This made me laugh more then any other part of that. D:
Aerotan2009-10-24 19:01:54
Talking about Cowanese on Aqua aethers when:

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(Aquamancers): Munsia says, "I think Eventru has grasped it slightly as well."

(Aquamancers): Lawliet says, "He talks? I thought he had only zaps..."

A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.

A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.

(Aquamancers): Lawliet says, "See? I think he said, "Yep.""
Lawliet2009-10-24 20:19:44

Muse Mihewi, Crown Jewel Aesthete says, "Although I am thoroughly desperate at this point..."

You wiggle your hips suggestively towards Mihewi.

Muse Mihewi, Crown Jewel Aesthete says to you, "Not that desperate."


Too mean losewings.gif:
Xavius2009-10-25 02:23:04
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Bowing his head, a druid holds his hands up under his chin and chitters like a squirrel.
From the trees around you, squirrels begin to chitter in a mad cacophony.


How can you ever take this seriously?