Quotes 6

by Shiri

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Lehki2010-01-16 19:35:04
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You are wearing a leather backpack and cannot drop it.
===== STUPIDITY =====
focus mind
4079h, 6463m, 6041e, 10p, 26660en, 27248w exkdb-<14:26:14.743>
sip health
read 62120
beast order heal health

(Moved from stupidity)
Atop an elaborate dais.
A magnificent altar of gold-veined white quartz lies at the centre of the dais, bearing ancient runes upon its surface. Garbed in simple white, an exquisitely beautiful priestess goes about her daily chores. Wreathed in finery, Marani Veloske regally surveys her domain, luminous eyes blazing with untold power.
You see exits leading north, northeast, east, south, west, and northwest.
Marani Veloske flashes you a bone-chilling smile that promises despair.
5447h, 6463m, 6041e, 10p, 26658en, 27248w exkdb-<14:26:14.926>

The taunting screams of your most loathed nemesis resound in your head, rising to an excrutiating crescendo until you are brought to your knees by the infuriating, insufferable cacophony of voices.
5360h, 6503m, 6041e, 10p, 26660en, 27205w exkdbp-<14:26:20.873>((Ceria's elixir craziness proning me))
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You must first stand up before you can do that.
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stand
6004h, 6636m, 6041e, 10p, 26660en, 27221w exkdbp-<14:26:27.386>

You stand up and stretch your arms out wide.
----- STANDING AGAIN -----
point cudgel priestess((Autobasher attacking on curing prone))
6004h, 6636m, 6041e, 10p, 26660en, 27221w exkdb-<14:26:27.442>

The end of your cudgel forms a knotty burl and you point it at a beautiful priestess. The burl pops and ruptures, shooting a barrage of splinters into her flesh.
Marani Veloske springs to a beautiful priestess's defence. ((Oh noes))
6004h, 6536m, 6041e, 10p, 26660en, 27191w xkdb-<14:26:27.829>

Marani Veloske cuts herself and traces an arcane symbol across your chest in her own black blood. Before you know what's hit you, agonizing pain wracks your body and sends your mind reeling.
You have been slain by Marani Veloske.
YOU DIED LOSER TRY HARDER NEXT TIME
A phial of Ceria's elixir falls out of your inventory.
A small security key falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of an exquisite priestess falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of Muut Nosherom falls out of your inventory.
On the edge of the abyss.
You see a single exit leading down.
0h, 6611m, 6041e, 10p, 26660en, 27207w ex-<14:26:30.629>


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Xiel2010-01-16 20:38:20
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(*): Nienla (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I'm out to get
Viynain."

(*): Nienla (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "It's different."

(*): You say, "Ohsnaps, Nini wants in my pants."

(*): Nienla (from the Prime Material Plane) says, ":o."

(*): Druken (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "He's gay, ni."

(*): You say, "But Drudru has first dibs."

(*): You say, "See."

(*): Narynth (from the Astral Plane) says, "Wait."

(*): Druken (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Your girlness is
not acceptable."

(*): Druken (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "And yea. I have
dibs."

(*): Narynth (from the Astral Plane) says, "I get Viypants dibs."

(*): Druken (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Gurl, I will CUT
you."

(*): You say, "XD."

(*): Druken (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "*pats his weave*."

(*): You say, "Rofl."

(*): Nott (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "This is a hot damn
mess."
Druken2010-01-16 20:43:28
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Ileein2010-01-16 22:02:26
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(Urynmal eya Llanitha): You say, "Greetings, Urynmal."

(Urynmal eya Llanitha): Nihmriel says, "Welcome, Ileein."

(Urynmal eya Llanitha): Drae (from the Air Elemental Plane) says, "Things going well?"

(Urynmal eya Llanitha): You say, "Quite well! No explosions recently."

A huge flash of light radiates from the beryl research labs in Hallifax as a massive explosion shoots into the sky.

(Hallifax): You say, "No worries! That was planned!" <--I didn't type this D:

(Urynmal eya Llanitha): You say, "...I left behind my experiement, didn't I."

(Hallifax): Rika says, "What was that?"

(Urynmal eya Llanitha): Nihmriel says, "That was epic."

(Hallifax): You say, "Er. That was me accidentally blowing something up."

(Hallifax): You say, "Don't worry! No... permanent... damage was done. I think."

(Hallifax): Ryboi says, "Please tell me that was the beryl generator that blew up..."

(Hallifax): Elostian says, "Your project is progressing well, Ileein. I am impressed."

The last traces of smoke slowly evaporate into the surrounding air.


<3 Elostian
Atellus2010-01-17 00:00:04
QUOTE (Ileein @ Jan 16 2010, 02:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
<3 Elostian


Wow, that is really cool =).

*jealous*
Dynami2010-01-17 00:09:55
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Arching your eyebrow and cocking your head you exclaim, "Oh really?!"

With a wide-eyed gaze, Avechna pipes in, "Yeah really!"

Blinking incredulously, Norns exclaims, "No way!"
chalraes2010-01-17 00:11:09
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Tully, Janitor of the Basin says, "I was just cleaning the Vortex. Wow, what a place..."

Shadows grow longer in anticipation for the return of their dark mistress as Father Sun's chase brings him closer to the world's edge.

The sound of a steady heart beat echoes from the Moonhart Mother Tree, before Rhaell steps from its embrace, his eyes slowly clearing as he regains his senses.

Rhaell leaves to the south.
A centaur hunter nods briefly at Rhaell as he leaves.

Tully, Janitor of the Basin says, "I felt like I was sweeping a womb."

With a quiet chirping, Giallyn, a humble song sparrow, flits in from the north.

Lendren places his hands on the Moonhart Mother Tree and disappears in a fountain of pulsating energy.
Head bobbing, a humble song sparrow suddenly darts off to the ether, leaving behind snatches of melody.

Masala tilts her head curiously.

Tully, Janitor of the Basin says, "Which might make me an, er...douche...so to speak."
Harkux2010-01-17 00:17:12
I <3 Tully so much. There are no words. XD
Malarious2010-01-17 00:18:52
As I sit there looking for what trigs arent working right... I see this...

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(Market): Jazella says, "Herbalist, selling to people I like."
(Market): Vaun says, "Herbalist. Selling to the other 98% of the basin."
Lorina2010-01-17 04:13:22
QUOTE (casilu @ Jan 16 2010, 03:44 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Watersports seems more like an Aquamancer thing.


I am tempted to envoy this as our new demesne effect to replace currents...
"A warm sensation flows over you as the water turns a noticeable yellow."

What would the effects be... suspicious.gif
Dynami2010-01-17 04:32:56
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(*): Vathael (from the Cosmic Plane of Vortex) says, "Hi rika how you doing."

(*): Vathael (from the Cosmic Plane of Vortex) says, "Ow, why are you hitting me."

(*): Vathael (from the Cosmic Plane of Vortex) says, "Hey that hurts."

(*): Vathael (from the Cosmic Plane of Vortex) says, "NOT THE FACE."
Shaddus2010-01-17 04:40:51
QUOTE (Lorina @ Jan 16 2010, 11:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I am tempted to envoy this as our new demesne effect to replace currents...
"A warm sensation flows over you as the water turns a noticeable yellow."

What would the effects be... suspicious.gif

Warmth and a salty taste in the mouth.
Rika2010-01-17 04:41:55
.....I don't even know what he was talking about.
Shaddus2010-01-17 04:49:17
QUOTE (rika @ Jan 16 2010, 11:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
.....I don't even know what he was talking about.

You beating up on Vathael, you brute!
Vathael2010-01-17 04:58:10
Yea. sad.gif
Shaddus2010-01-17 05:02:48
QUOTE (Vathael @ Jan 16 2010, 11:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yea. sad.gif

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(Hallifax): Estarra says, "Rika, are you griefing Vathael?"
Casilu2010-01-17 05:19:03
QUOTE (Shaddus Mes'ard @ Jan 16 2010, 09:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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(Hallifax): Estarra says, "Rika, are you griefing Vathael?"


She isn't griefing until she does the pee thing.
Rika2010-01-17 07:09:03
I wish I could grief Vathael. sad.gif
Kaalak2010-01-17 11:44:35
Fun with Elo.

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Emanating from the aether, a sonorous multi-toned voice says, "Kaalak, how progresses?"

You say, "Hail Lord Elostian."

You say, "It is a pleasure."

You say, "I'm uh relearning how to defend myself."

Emanating from the aether, a sonorous multi-toned voice says, "Has the security of this City really sunk that far?"


blackeye.gif

Some time later...

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Aysu arrives from the northeast.
A beatific cherub flitters in from the northeast and circles overhead.

You say, "I do Lord. May I point out one thing in specific and perhaps make a suggestion?"

You pat Aysu in a friendly manner.

You say to Aysu, "Say hello to the Divine."

Kaalak gestures at the empty air.

Ecclesiar Aysu says, "The divine?"

You say to Aysu, "Right there. Can't you see Him?"

Kaalak points to an empty space.

(Urynmal eya Llanitha): Elostian says, "I do enjoy making other individuals think you are completely bonkers, Kaalak."

Ecclesiar Aysu says, "You point an empty space.."

Ecclesiar Aysu says, "Do you need help?"


Elo 2; Kaalak 0; Manchester 3
Nymerya2010-01-17 11:48:04
He called me fat once. sad.gif