Ladies are quite lame, they just go "HALP HALP WHY ARE THEY HURTING US, plz, Mother Moon, save us".

Surely Daughters say something cooler.

With a wistful look on his face, Xenthos touches a jagged black dagger.

Xenthos clutches a jagged black dagger firmly, preparing to use it.

With a wistful look on her face, Narynth touches a jagged black dagger.

Narynth Ysav'rai says, "Celina."

Celina nudges a jagged black dagger suggestively.

Narynth Ysav'rai says, "Probably has to do it."

"Ummmm," Celina says uncertainly.

Celina, Champion of the Wyrd looks skeptical and says, "Trying."

Celina clutches a jagged black dagger firmly, preparing to use it.

With a wistful look on his face, Xenthos touches a jagged black dagger.

Xenthos clutches a jagged black dagger firmly, preparing to use it.

With a look of intense concentration, Celina parts her mouth slightly, using her
tongue to pry bits of carrion from between her teeth.

Celina licks a jagged black dagger.

Celina wrinkles her nose in distaste.

With a wistful look on her face, Narynth touches a black marble altar.

Spirit Warden Xenthos An'Ryshe, the Ebon Strategist says, "I can't pull it."

(*): Celina says, "I feel like king arthur."

(*): Xenthos says, "Lol."

(*): Narynth says, "Haha."

Celina nudges a jagged black dagger suggestively.

(*): You say, "And you are failing."

(*): You say, "Clearly you're not The One."

Celina, Champion of the Wyrd says to a jagged black dagger, "You are not
cooperating."

Celina gives a pained sigh.

Xenthos clutches a jagged black dagger firmly, preparing to use it.

Celina flutters her eyelashes at a jagged black dagger.

Celina clutches a jagged black dagger firmly, preparing to use it.

Celina tugs urgently on a jagged black dagger's sleeve.

"Ummmm," Celina says to a jagged black dagger.

Xenthos jerks slightly as the air fills with sparkling motes of bright light.
You sense Albiorix pulling on the strands of aether surrounding Xenthos.

Celina, Champion of the Wyrd says to a jagged black dagger, "Open Sesame?"

Spirit Warden Xenthos An'Ryshe, the Ebon Strategist says to a jagged black
dagger, "Come to me, my little one."

Albiorix has entered the area.

Albiorix suddenly scoops up a jagged black dagger.

Xenthos looks up into the air for divine inspiration.

You stare implacably about yourself.

Celina, Champion of the Wyrd says, "What."

Narynth Ysav'rai says, "What."

Albiorix bounces up and down.

Narynth snickers softly to herself.

(*): You say, "ALBIORIX IS THE ONE."

Narynth Ysav'rai says, "Nice..one."

(*): Celina says, "Rofl."

(*): You say, "ALL HEIL ALBIORIX."

(*): Albiorix says, "Haha."

(*): Narynth says, "He is an artist of seduction."

(Celest): Please welcome Celstrius who just stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a new citizen

Knorrith tickles Volucer mercilessly!
Volucer hunches slightly and flares his body as he hisses warningly at Knorrith.

Knorrith utters a deep, rumbling laugh.

Knorrith Dekoven says, "Ok ok."

Knorrith reaches over and ruffles Volucer's hair fondly.
Volucer chirps happily.

You give a trillingly melodic laugh.

You say, "He's moody."

Knorrith Dekoven says, "He just doesn't like to be touched certain ways."

Knorrith Dekoven says, "And please keep your minds on the path."

Seul Pectus Dawneye, Condoctor says to Knorrith, "I'm telling Lady Isune you touched Her falcon wrong."

Knorrith Dekoven says, "Nope, I know the good touch."

Sweetly batting your eyes, you shrug and say, "Never mind!"

You say, "That made me feel creepy to do."

Knorrith Dekoven says, "I had Ilyarin do that to me once. Creepy."

Knorrith Dekoven says, "After he stared at me."

Knorrith Dekoven says, "I felt a little violated."

You tell Urazial Inseira of the Murder, "We did talk."

Urazial tells you, "I agree! Have fun with the hit and run, sport!"

You tell Urazial Inseira of the Murder, "You had time to heal up."

You tell Urazial Inseira of the Murder, "Could've gone again."

You tell Urazial Inseira of the Murder, "But you decided to leave then comment."

Urazial tells you, "Blah blah blah. Keep going."

That person has chosen to ignore you.

(Magnagora): Nymerya says, "Nil raid."

You snort and snuffle at the air, sensing through the ridiculous nose upon your face the faint traces of others in the surrounding area.
You make out the scent of Urazial coming from the Fields of Crooked Lies.

(Very brief combat spam)

Urazial slowly hobbles south.

You snort and snuffle at the air, sensing through the ridiculous nose upon your face the faint traces of others in the surrounding area.

(Magnagora): You say, "Gone."

This has got to be one of the weirdest, chopped together misquotes I've ever seen considering I was on Nil before we even spoke, yet this delightful fabrication shows you scenting me on Nil after we spoke. Nice fiction!

I think we need to post a list of things not allowed in quotes. Wishes and e-peen stroking is likely at the top.

Pickelfritt (Male Tae'dae).
He is 19 years old, having been born on the 19th of Dvarsh, 238 years after the Coming of Estarra.
He is unranked in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a Vagrant in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is a graduate of the University of Cosmic Understanding.
He is surrounded by the Grace of Innocence.
He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
He is not currently active in any family.

One epeen to rule them all and in the darkness, bind them.

Whose?

honours sauron
There is no such person, I'm afraid.

Abbess Jazella Ama'nar'isil, Child of the Dawning Light echoes, "Moo Munsia, moo."

Baron Veracruz d'Murani, Crimson Swashbuckler shouts, "You should bark like the female dog you are Jazella."

The sonorous, multi-toned voice of Elostian oscillates through the aether, "While all this backdoor drama opera is most amusing, I do believe we've had quite enough of it now. Next one to shout wins the daytime entertainment award, a fully arranged trip to the void at no added expense."



---I don't think I was the only one waiting for someone else to shout.