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Xenthos2010-02-24 22:54:08
QUOTE (Kante @ Feb 24 2010, 05:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I fail to see why that one's funny, but I play a Mag, so I'm probably just biased.

Death occur at the * of Incalculable Grief. It has nothing to do with being Mag or not, it simply ups the ante on yours. tongue.gif
Doman2010-02-24 23:29:06
get it? Griefing to an incalculable level
Unknown2010-02-25 00:19:47
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She is a graceful high elfen and is of medium build with a graceful stature. Standing five foot eight, and weighing no more than ninety five pounds, she has all the curves of a well built woman and the attitude of such. She has white hair that streams down in silken strands to her waist and flawless, sun-bronzed skin. Her eyes are gleaming blue and her lips are pouty and full with a red color. Her arms and legs are long, shapely and graceful and her hands and feet are slender and dexterous with the nails painted pink. Her face is angular and smooth, showing no blemishes and her flawless form can be considered stunning. Her chest is busty and perky and her hips are curvy and average in width. She stands with a posture of defiance and playfulness, gazing around at her environment with a eager curiosity. Her right leg shows a scar made by what seems large serrated water plane starsuckers' teeth, marring her otherwise flawless skin.


Heh.. This made me laugh so hard. What is with all the 'flawless' descriptions in Lusty?

(10 points if you can count how many times the word flawless was used)
Razenth2010-02-25 00:33:11
Repetition of words makes Razenth cry.
Sylphas2010-02-25 00:47:20
Admittedly, a starsucker bite scar would be pretty hideous, seeing how they crunch through your bones. Still not sure how to picture defiant playfulness, though.
Unknown2010-02-25 02:32:51
Someone prove me wrong and show me an honest case of an actually-female player describing their female character's chest and hips in such perky, curvy detail. <.<
Lorina2010-02-25 02:35:50
(Celest): Wised (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "Help me! help me! the ever glorious ascendant of magnagora is attacking me!"

(Celest): Wised (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "Help meeeeee! i'm being defiled like a celestine choir boy. the taint is... taking... control!"

This is what happens when you give Narsrim an ability that let's him dominate and he is bored. :/
Unknown2010-02-25 02:53:57
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(Market): Ruiku says, "AETHERSHOP TORTURE, now stocked with cheapest keg
refills, herbs, enchantments, trophies, dex and con platters."

(Market): Ruiku says, "LOWEST prices in the Basin, visit AETHERSHOP TORTURE."


Am I the only one who imagined this?

Probably. It made me lol at the time. biggrin.gif
Arix2010-02-25 03:00:56
Aliod is drafted into All the orclach in the house say HOOOO!.

this amused me for some reason
Unknown2010-02-25 03:07:36
QUOTE (Lowinen @ Feb 24 2010, 09:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Am I the only one who imagined this?

Probably. It made me lol at the time. biggrin.gif


Turbo PUNS!
Unknown2010-02-25 03:36:29
QUOTE (Lowinen @ Feb 24 2010, 09:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Am I the only one who imagined this?

Probably. It made me lol at the time. biggrin.gif


While I had never thought that, I somehow knew exactly what that was going to be a link to before clicking suspicious.gif
Reiha2010-02-25 05:36:39
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Hyperion tells you, "Can I abuse your fiancee?... in bed?

Hyperion tells you, "Can Lothringen join?"



Do men really need to ask??

Women need not apply. I'm his only hag!
Shaddus2010-02-25 05:54:02
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(Ship): You say, "Why am I not a demigod yet?"

(Ship): Narynth says, "Because you spend too much time twiddling your instrument."

(Ship): Narynth says, "It isn't your soul that rises to new heights of power."



losewings.gif
Ilyarin2010-02-25 07:58:03
QUOTE (Reiha @ Feb 25 2010, 05:36 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Do men really need to ask??

Women need not apply. I'm his only hag!


laugh.gif spoton.gif
Fania2010-02-25 08:08:21
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Message #3917 Sent By: Ryboi
"I am a mythical cook with my own Cartel. If you need food. Message me smile.gif"


QUOTE
Druid Ryboi L'Aumes, the Wilde Chef (Male Merian).
He is an enemy of your city.
He still continues sending you messages.
He will never stop.


...
Kante2010-02-25 08:11:06
QUOTE (Fania @ Feb 25 2010, 03:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
...

I lol'd.
Lothringen2010-02-25 08:21:38
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Hyperion tells you, "Can I abuse your fiancee?... in bed?

Hyperion tells you, "Can Lothringen join?"


QUOTE (Reiha @ Feb 24 2010, 09:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Do men really need to ask??

Women need not apply. I'm his only hag!


Everyone needs to just back away from Ilyarin.

... except me, I can stay. happy.gif
Ameryth2010-02-25 11:39:18
You give the corpse of a gnome child to a gnome woman.
A gnome woman says, "Thanks, but no thanks."
A gnome woman hands the corpse of a gnome child to you.

I thought it was worth a giggle. But then again, I think everything's worth a giggle...
Kiradawea2010-02-25 11:46:34
QUOTE (Fania @ Feb 25 2010, 09:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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hug.gif

Aoife2010-02-25 12:59:37
QUOTE (Fania @ Feb 25 2010, 03:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
...


I see a snubbing in his future. Doesn't snubbing stop messages?