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by Shiri

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Unknown2010-03-04 05:22:56
A discussion started on the Serenguard channel about why I've suddenly noticed everybody calling Ilaveuse 'sir' and this was the result.

(Serenguard): You say, "I can understand personal choice. I just couldn't figure out if there was a 'let's inflate Ila's ego' conspiracy or something going on, because it sort of all suddenly started at once."

(Serenguard): Everiine says, "Damn, he's on to us! Quick, everyone call him "Madame" to throw him off the trail!"

(Serenguard): You say, "No, don't do that, there may be a hail of ears flying if that's the case. Or proof of the opposite, which NOBODY wants."

(Serenguard): Scax says, "Madame Ilaveuse..sounds catchy."
Unknown2010-03-04 06:09:12
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An initiate of meditation exclaims, "And then the girl found Lusternia and forgot what happened. Master, I think I'm beginning to see!"


Fourth wall!
Unknown2010-03-04 10:40:24
QUOTE (Rainydays @ Mar 4 2010, 01:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Fourth wall!

Lusternia is also a planet.
Unknown2010-03-04 15:47:25
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A plush doll of Albion, First of Crones exclaims, "Lord Charune is a great Hunter, but there are times I confuse Him with a pooka. They look so similar!"


Eternal love to whoever calls Charune a pooka and gets away with it!
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A plush doll of Gwyllgi, the Dog of Darkness says, "Bow wow. Yip yip yip. Whine."
A plush doll of Gwyllgi, the Dog of Darkness growls, "Satisfied?"


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A plush doll of Raziela the Loving Radiance hums softly, singing a celestian child's song about the waves against the beach, before pausing.
A plush doll of Raziela the Loving Radiance says, "Oh, Nifilhema, don't you remember this song?! You used to sing it with me, oh so long ago! Don't you remember the words? 'One little two little three little wavies, four little...'"
A plush doll of Raziela the Loving Radiance suddenly goes quiet as a plush doll of Nifilhema, Queen of Insufferable Cruelty stuffs Raziela's daisy into her mouth.


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A plush doll of Raziela hums to herself as she begins decorating a plush doll of Methrenton's coronet and hair with a collection of silk daisies.
A plush doll of Methrenton, Crusader of the Holy Flame says, "Ra... Raziela? St-stop! Come on! You know flowers aren't manly in my hair! No-now st-sto- Oh fine."
A plush doll of Methrenton, Crusader of the Holy Flame crosses its arms on its chest, sticks out its lower lip, and pouts.


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A plush doll of Methrenton, Crusader of the Holy Flame exclaims, "Hey, Raziela, let's - Awwww!"
A plush doll of Methrenton, Crusader of the Holy Flame gives a great big contented sigh as a plush doll of Raziela cuts him off mid-sentence with a great big hug and a peck on the cheek.


I aww'd at the last one..
Sylphas2010-03-04 18:31:26
I totally want more dolls now. Like, almost willing to trade in my RoA to buy dingbats to get more.

Anyone know who has a Selene doll? Riluna and I have been looking for someone so we can play with a complete set of Avatars.
Kharaen2010-03-04 19:14:23
Hrm, I may have one...

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You are holding:
"albion112462"            a plush doll of Albion, First of Crones
"lhiannan223107"          a plush doll of Lhiannan Shee-Slaugh
"doll144493"              a plush doll of Glumki Thorneye, King of the Redcaps
"doll21660"               a plush doll of Gwyllgi, the Dog of Darkness
"methrenton62052"         a plush doll of Methrenton, Crusader of the Holy Flame
"doll75774"               a plush doll of Raziela the Loving Radiance
"doll71563"               a plush doll of Selene, the First of the Mothers
"doll115642"              a plush doll of Nifilhema, Queen of Insufferable Cruelty
"doll152828"              a plush doll of Ashtorath, Duke of Inescapable Damnation
"luciphage92800"          a plush doll of Supreme Master Luciphage

Sylphas2010-03-04 19:16:43
QUOTE ("A plush doll of Raziela the Loving Radiance")
"Oh, Nifilhema, don't you remember this song?! You used to sing it with me, oh so long ago! Don't you remember the words? 'One little two little three little wavies, four little...'"


I decided to expand on that a bit. It could use more verses and probably repeats forever:
QUOTE ("Sylphas")
One little, two little, three little wavies,
Rolling, roaring, foaming, breaking,
Four little, five little, six little wavies,
Crashing on the shore.

One little, two little, three little crabbies,
Poking, prodding, walking sideways,
Four little, five little, six little crabbies,
Digging in the sand.

One little, two little, three little seagulls,
Flying, gliding, swooping, diving,
Four little, five little, six little seagulls,
Soaring in the air.

One little, two little, three little mages,
Casting, flooding, melding, weaving,
Four little, five little, six little mages,
Calling in the waves.
Lillie2010-03-04 22:19:33
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(Newbie): Ceteruler says, "Help! I just accidently donated all my money to my
commune. Is there any way to get it back?"


Heh.
Sylphas2010-03-05 00:22:41
QUOTE (Lillie @ Mar 4 2010, 05:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Heh.


Run for commune leader!
Aerotan2010-03-05 03:39:34
8.5K, according to the Glom logs. Poor kid.
Shiri2010-03-05 05:30:17
Sylphas says:
Tsumadine Zayah, Adherent of the Mother says, "And...Nejii is like OUR 'warlord', right? Though...Nejii is not a warlord."

Still being Regent like 3 years after retiring is one of the more amusing perks I got from that position...
Kaalak2010-03-05 07:08:04
(Celest): Syridean says, "Oh, look, the overgrown parks are having a spat."
Aerotan2010-03-05 09:46:05
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stargaze
You carefully make adjustments to a brass astrolabe, and gaze up into the sky.
Sun is in the sign of the Volcano.
Moon is in the sign of the Volcano.
Eroee is in the sign of the Skull.
Sidiak is in the sign of the Skull.
Tarox is in the sign of the Skull (retrograde).
Papaxi is in the sign of the Skull.
Aapek is in the sign of the Skull (retrograde).


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NOTES ON ASTROCASTING RAYS OF THE ZODIAC: Unlike tapping directly into the planetary power of a specific celestial body, the practiced astrologer can instead invoke the the zodiac sign itself. Any planets within that sign could strike the intended target. If there is more than one planet within the sign, it will be random which planet's energy will strike. If no planets are within that sign, then there is no effect. Retrograde planets will always strike if within that sign, no matter how many there are. The effects of the planet are NOT determined by the nativity of the target; rather, it is determined by the sign. In other words, if the Moon is in Volcano, the Volcano ray will always cause the target to hallucinate regardless of his or her nativity (if the Moon energies strike).


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Name        Sun    Moon    Eroee    Sidiak    Tarox    Papaxi    Aapek
NATION        aff A    Halluci    Sensiti    Stupidi    Reckles    Ego            Aeon
                aff B    Dizzine    Peace    Epileps    Asthma    Health    Anorexia
                aff C    Dementi    Love            confusi    Freeze    Mana     Scabies


Skull is an "A"
Ssaliss2010-03-05 09:48:26
... What?
Aerotan2010-03-05 09:55:32
The short version is: Run from any astrologers for a bit, since if they Skull Ray you for the next hour or so, you'll be hit with two or three from: sensetivity, recklessness, an ego reduction, stupidity, and aeon. And recklessness and Aeon are garunteed to hit if the ray does. That and they can still hit you with whatever your nativity effects are.
Ssaliss2010-03-05 10:01:42
Ah. Ouch. Good thing I don't have many enemies yet smile.gif
Siam2010-03-05 13:15:44
QUOTE (Aerotan @ Mar 5 2010, 05:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The short version is: Run from any astrologers for a bit, since if they Skull Ray you for the next hour or so, you'll be hit with two or three from: sensetivity, recklessness, an ego reduction, stupidity, and aeon. And recklessness and Aeon are garunteed to hit if the ray does. That and they can still hit you with whatever your nativity effects are.


AWWWW.SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Sylphas2010-03-05 16:42:10
I should have saved the logs from the syzygy, that was crazy.
Kiradawea2010-03-05 16:49:06
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You find it difficult to put on an etched coral ring while wearing the hood of white linen greatrobes.

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Eventru2010-03-05 17:36:51
QUOTE (Sylphas @ Mar 4 2010, 02:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I decided to expand on that a bit. It could use more verses and probably repeats forever:


Pst. You switched back to 'wavies' in the crabs one.

REALLY cute though!