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by Shiri

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Reiha2010-03-23 18:28:43
QUOTE (Ilyarin @ Mar 23 2010, 09:39 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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That's harsh!

You grew a vagoo.
Ilyarin2010-03-23 21:31:21
I regrew my peewee sad.gif

Nevermind. I'm saving it for him now.

Hmph!
Reiha2010-03-23 23:01:16
QUOTE (Ilyarin @ Mar 23 2010, 02:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I regrew my peewee sad.gif

Nevermind. I'm saving it for him now.

Hmph!

You never loved me anyway!!!


Also:
Smiling at his surroundings, a pious merian enters from the north.

Veyrzhul peers at a pious merian unscrupulously.

A pious merian says, "The Light's manifold blessings rain down upon you,
tae'dae."

A pious merian folds his hands together and turns to face Veyrzhul, offering him
a blessing in the name of the Holy Supernals.

Veyrzhul Val'Andra says, "Yes, yes."

Veyrzhul Val'Andra says, "Go away now.
Rael2010-03-24 01:03:57
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(Glomdoring): Marsali (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Tidings, Lord
Nocht."
(The Swarm): Ragniliff (from the Realm of the Lady of the Thorns) says, "Kill
him."
Shaddus2010-03-24 04:03:01
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Item: Ring Type: Rings Org: Public
Commodities: gold 3 darkessence 3
Mortal Reviews: Allowed
IMPORTANT: The main noun MUST use one of these: RING, BAND
Appearance:
a golden ring etched with elvish script
Dropped:
The One Ring lies here, waiting for someone to snatch it up.
Examined:
Crafted of pure gold smelted with dark essence, this singular golden
ring is without dent or tarnish. Inscribed in the interior is the
following script in elvish, "One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find
them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them."


Wondering if I can submit this.
Shiri2010-03-24 04:11:05
You give a Magical Map of Mystery to a sylph.
You say, "Damnit."
A sylph gives a Magical Map of Mystery to Dawn's Flower, Sylphas Talnara.
You say, "You'd think I'd learn after like 150 years."
Sylphas shifts his eyes suspiciously from side to side.

(Great House Talnara): Romero (from the Aetherways) says, "Well first I thought
something was wrong with me."
(Great House Talnara): Romero (from the Aetherways) says, "So I tried it again."
(Great House Talnara): Sylphas says, "You could have just asked, we'"
(Great House Talnara): Sylphas says, "We'd have told you all the things wrong
with you."
(Great House Talnara): Sylphas says, "You're related to Nejii, for starters."
You cuff a sylph upside her head.
A sylph takes a menacing step forwards.
You cough softly.
You say, "Damnit damnit damnit."
Sylphas peers at you unscrupulously.
Dawn's Flower, Sylphas Talnara says to a sylph, "You should move, dear, he gets
violent."
Reiha2010-03-24 05:24:13
Placeus tells you, "My love for you is measured by the crustyness of my sack."
Sylphas2010-03-24 05:43:01
QUOTE (Shaddus Mes'ard @ Mar 24 2010, 12:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Wondering if I can submit this.


The Ring wasn't inscribed in any of the elvish languages, it was incribed in Black Speech, the tongue of Mordor, created by Sauron for his servants. dry.gif
Razenth2010-03-24 06:41:28
It was inscribed with Tengwar. Shaddus's appearance is correct. His examined is more arguable.
Lehki2010-03-24 06:43:36
QUOTE (Razenth @ Mar 24 2010, 02:41 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It was inscribed with Tengwar. Shaddus's appearance is correct. His examined is more arguable.

Would it be elvish, or elfen though? I forget which is the adjective we use here.
Unknown2010-03-24 10:18:34
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(Celest): Anael says, "He is making fun of my name how vain."


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Aoife2010-03-24 11:30:02
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A dracnari mercenary inclines his head politely to you.
A dracnari mercenary inclines his head politely to you.
A dracnari mercenary says, "I'm doing my job, Aoife. You better do yours and keep that gold coming."
A dracnari mercenary smirks.
A dracnari mercenary says, "I'm doing my job, Aoife. You better do yours and keep that gold coming."
A dracnari mercenary smirks.
Kharaen2010-03-24 13:35:22
QUOTE (Shaddus Mes'ard @ Mar 24 2010, 12:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Wondering if I can submit this.


It'd get rejected because jewelry cannot have extensive writing, especially half of the description (as jewellers can engrave.)
Unknown2010-03-24 14:33:29
QUOTE (Sylphas @ Mar 24 2010, 06:43 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The Ring wasn't inscribed in any of the elvish languages, it was incribed in Black Speech, the tongue of Mordor, created by Sauron for his servants. dry.gif



Hmm. Then make the words in Dracnari. Because "Saur"on sounds like saurian, which brings to mind images of big lizards!

Also! The only way to destroy it would have to be hurling it into the fires of Mount Zoaka.
Arix2010-03-24 15:08:49
I think you people have succeeded in killing the joke
Siam2010-03-24 15:54:59
HONOURS ARUX

do it
Diamondais2010-03-24 16:48:36
QUOTE (thisismydisplayname @ Mar 24 2010, 11:54 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
HONOURS ARUX

do it

Don't see anything out of the norm.
Maylea2010-03-24 21:25:05
QUOTE (Sylphas @ Mar 24 2010, 12:43 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The Ring wasn't inscribed in any of the elvish languages, it was incribed in Black Speech, the tongue of Mordor, created by Sauron for his servants. dry.gif



The letters were elvish but the language was the Black Speech.


(Can't let an opportunity to act geeky pass me by, can I?)
Unknown2010-03-24 22:14:06
Pretty sure the Maylea is right.
Sylphas2010-03-24 22:24:56
QUOTE (Ilaveuse @ Mar 24 2010, 06:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Pretty sure the Maylea is right.


It's written in tengwar, yes.