A sparkling opal thunderbird says, "Quack."

Phoebus Skyplume, The Tender Breeze says, "Belenus is not a duck."

You give Incabulos the once-over, eyeing him suspiciously.

Force Commander Incabulos Oubliette, Eye of the Storm says, "If it looks like a
duck and quacks like a duck..."

Phoebus Skyplume, The Tender Breeze says, "Then it's your mum."

You flash Phoebus a joyous smile.

Incabulos stares at Phoebus, tilts his head quizzically, rubs his chin
thoughtfully, raises his eyebrow and says, "I see..."

Incabulos points his staff at Phoebus, and electricity crackles across its
length before it discharges a bolt of blue lightning that slams into Phoebus in
an explosion of cobalt sparks.
The clouds around Phoebus thunder and a bolt of lightning strikes Incabulos.

Sentient Shedrin, Thinker of Thoughts says, "Dorp."

Force Commander Incabulos Oubliette, Eye of the Storm says, "Bzzzap."

Rajakumari Silvanos Lunarose says, "But your -offensive- stuff was much more
recent."

Silvanos nods her head sagely.

Force Commander Incabulos Oubliette, Eye of the Storm says, "Well, yes. I am an
offensive individual."

Phoebus Skyplume, The Tender Breeze says, "Clearly."

Silvanos nods her head at Phoebus, showing her acceptance.

Incabulos narrows his eyes at Phoebus in an unnerving manner.

Incabulos mutters and traces complex glowing symbols before him. The symbols
lash out at Phoebus, whose body desiccates before your eyes.

Force Commander Incabulos Oubliette, Eye of the Storm says, "Suffer!"

Phoebus Skyplume, The Tender Breeze says, "Goodness."

Phoebus Skyplume, The Tender Breeze says, "Now what do I do about this?"

Force Commander Incabulos Oubliette, Eye of the Storm screams, "I VILL HAF
ORDER!"

Rajakumari Silvanos Lunarose says, "And you call yourself an gentleman."

Beware any guild with an Incabulos or Doman in it...

You grab protectively at Shuyin.

The bright sun shines down upon you.

A sudden gust of wind catches you and blows you out of the tree.
You gently float to the ground, protected from a nasty fall by your levitation.
climb up

You must regain balance first.

You have recovered balance on all limbs.

climb up

You reach upwards and concentrate on finding a sturdy branch, then lift yourself up with relative ease.
crow perch

look

In the trees above a shaded woodland.
Ephemeral visions of the virtue of Perseverance slip through your mind, small whispers of the power of the Hunt echoing in your ears and indicating a war shrine of Charune nearby. The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. Ser Shuyin, Savant of Swords towers here, shrouded. He wields a blackened justiciar's rapier in each hand.
You see exits leading south and northwest.

You dig your talons into the branches here as you squat with shoulders hunched.

Shuyin tells you, "Damn it cling."

Shuyin thrusts his palm towards his forehead and hits it with a resounding *smack*!

You watch in amazement as Shuyin begins to cling to the branches in such a clever way that he maintains a great deal of freedom of action.

Ser Shuyin, Savant of Swords says, "Man."

Ser Shuyin, Savant of Swords says, "Giving us away."

You cry aloud and tear at your hair.

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A shaded woodland.
Ephemeral visions of the virtue of Perseverance slip through your mind, small whispers of the power of the Hunt echoing in your ears and indicating a war shrine of Charune nearby. The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. A birch sapling clings tenaciously to the ground here. Reaching up as high as the eye can see looms the awesome presence of a living totem. Unblooded Cadica, Keep of Ijen is here. She wields an icy steel hammer in each hand.
You see exits leading south and northwest.

A beam of moonlight comes down from the sky and bathes Shuyin in light.

Ser Shuyin, Savant of Swords says, "Right onto the novice."

Ser Shuyin, Savant of Swords says, "Great."

Raeri dances down a moonbeam and alights gently on the ground.

You snicker softly to yourself.

Raeri appears to play a twilight lyre, but you hear no sound.

Ser Shuyin, Savant of Swords says, "It's all Narynth's fault."

Ancestral spirits roar towards you from Raeri, keening in rage and fury.
Keening with rage and fury, pale spirits flow from Raeri and cause Shuyin to shudder in agony.

Shuyin waves goodbye at Raeri.

Raeri peers about himself unscrupulously.

You nod your head affirmatively.

Ser Shuyin, Savant of Swords says, "Let's go."

Your muscles unlock; you are no longer paralysed.

Raeri waves goodbye.

A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You notice the lance of flame rushing towards your location just before it sears the air around you, slamming directly into Arin's chest, causing him to stretch his mouth out in a wordless cry of pain. As the flame fades from Arin's body, he relaxes again and begins to breathe, surprisingly left with no mark upon him.
3636h, 3950m, 4836e, 10p, elrxk<>-|Safe|
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You notice the lance of flame rushing towards your location just before it sears the air around you, slamming directly into Arin's chest, causing him to stretch his mouth out in a wordless cry of pain. As the flame fades from Arin's body, he relaxes again and begins to breathe, surprisingly left with no mark upon him.
3636h, 3950m, 4836e, 10p, elrxk<>-|Safe|
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You notice the lance of flame rushing towards your location just before it sears the air around you, slamming directly into Arin's chest, causing him to stretch his mouth out in a wordless cry of pain. As the flame fades from Arin's body, he relaxes again and begins to breathe, surprisingly left with no mark upon him.

(Cantors): Arin says, "Ow!."

(Cantors): Eventru says, "That's for forcing Us to endure an image of a fat ass bard dipped in gold stuck in the middle of your guild hall."

<>: You say, "When you scream 'LETS HAVE A BABY.' after being zapped by the Lord, I get rather confused."

<>: Kandivra says, "Oh lords...Arin was being Arin again, wasn't he. Do I need to bite him?"

<>: Arin says, "Yes please."


<>: Pesukaru says, "I agree. I'm not sure a baby fathered by Lord Eventru is something I'd like to see popping from Arin's loins."

<>: Kandivra says, "That'd be scary..."


<>: Arin says, "That's where Cherubs come from."


<>: You say, "That explains who the Holy Son's mother is!"

(Cantors): Eventru says, "For once in Our existence."


(Cantors): Eventru says, "We are glad to be sterile."


<>: Kandivra says, "The world as I know it has changed, apparently."


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<>: Arin says, "Well never knew Lord Eventru is sterile."


<>: You say, "And now we know! And knowing is half the battle."


<>: Kandivra says, "My Lord...would it be sad to say that I'm glad along with you? I'd kinda have to be jealous...and being jealous of a god would never work out well."

<>: Kandivra says, "Ha!"

(Cantors): Eventru says, "Ha. No Elder God can reproduce."


(Cantors): Eventru says, "Such could only be achieved by splintering."

(Cantors): Eventru says, "And We have no desire to create a race that Pesukaru might reincarnate into."


<>: Pesukaru says, "Even if they wanted to?"


(Cantors): Eventru says, "Or Arin. Gods."


(Cantors): Arin says, "And little Eventru's flying everywhere."

<>: Pesukaru says, "I'd not reincarnate into anything but another furrikin. We're the perfect race."


(Cantors): Arin says, "Swimming around in the aether, waiting, just waiting, for one to become mortal. Then another. Until there is an entire race."

(Cantors): Arin says, "I'm a changeling anyway. I'd be an Eventrulian anyday."


(Cantors): You say, "Okaay. This is me begging for an end to this conversation. This shall haunt my dreams until the end of time.."

(Cantors): Kandivra says, "..."

(Cantors): Kandivra says, "I'm gonna beat my husband now."

(Cantors): Arin says, "Kinky, let's go."

(Cantors): Eventru says, "Agreed. The thought of female Eventrus terrifies Us."


(Cantors): Pesukaru says, "You should have done that long ago."


(Cantors): Eventru says, "We suspect We would reincarnate into a race only of men."

(Cantors): Kandivra says, "Oh, I used to beat him regularly. Then I had to go on a journey."

(Cantors): You say, "I'm a genderbending changeling.. I suppose I could do that."

(Cantors): Arin says, "Eventresses would be the female version."

(Cantors): Kandivra says, "Oh heavens..."


(Cantors): Eventru says, "Their hair would forever be perfect!"

(Cantors): Pesukaru says, "And their musculature would be imposing!"


(Cantors): Arin says, "Silky golden tresses cascading down their tanned back."


(Cantors): Kandivra says, "Oh goodness.."


(Cantors): Eventru says, "Clearly, a superior race."


(Cantors): Arin says, "I want one."


(Cantors): Kandivra says, "Oh goodness."


(Cantors): Pesukaru says, "That's actually sort of attractive, now that I think about it. A golden goddess."


(Cantors): Kandivra says, "Arin?"

(Cantors): Arin says, "Yes dear?"

(Cantors): Kandivra says, "No."

(Cantors): Arin says, "Aww."

(Cantors): Kandivra says, "You get zapped so much that I'd hate to think how you'd corrupt it."

You snort and snuffle at the air, sensing through the ridiculous nose upon your face the faint traces of others in the surrounding area.
You make out the scent of Albiorix coming from the resonating centre of Glomdoring's black heart.
You make out the scent of Kregarn coming from the resonating centre of Glomdoring's black heart.
You make out the scent of Tsumadine coming from the resonating centre of Glomdoring's black heart.
You make out the scent of Shuyin coming from among the twilight trees.
You make out the scent of Munsia coming from among the twilight trees.
You make out the scent of Yolei coming from the resonating centre of Glomdoring's black heart.

(Jhagar): Munsia says, "Hi shuyin."

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New servers... please?

(Hallifax): Elostian says, "What is it the mystics always say to you morals? Go
forth and procreate, was that it or am I getting my religions mixed up now?"

(Hallifax): Xyre says, "I believe it is 'Go forth and be fruitful,' m'Lord."

(Hallifax): Phoebus says, "I dunno, that doesn't sound quite right either."

(Hallifax): Elostian says, "Excellent, thank you for your cooperation."

(Hallifax): You say, "That sounds like the belief of House Dekoven, actually."

(Hallifax): Elostian says, "Ouch."

(Hallifax): Elostian says, "Have to admit that makes an appropriate family
motto."

So God created man in his own image, in the image of God he created him; male and female he created them. And God blessed them, and God said to them, "Be fruitful and multiply, and fill the earth and subdue it; and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the birds of the air and over every living thing that moves upon the earth."

(Shadowmaze): Marsali (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Welcome Yarcha."

(Shadowmaze): Tsumadine (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Welcome, Wyrm
Yarcha..."

(Shadowmaze): Shuyin (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "You there, my loins
ache to reproduce. Are you my child?"

(Shadowmaze): Narynth (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Oh dear."

wear anklet
You find it difficult to put on an exquisite anklet of silver bells while wearing the hood of an elegant performance robe.

Sooo.. I can haz sensemaking nao?

One of the most mis-quoted quotes, really

King James is basically the exact same thing, with an older sound.

It was actually Noah who said "Go forth and multiply" after the flood.

EDIT: Hmm. Nope, he said the same thing. Could've sworn I read it in there somewhere... Ah well.

Then Adam named the animals and Eve Maylea named the flowers and all was well in Eden.