Mean old Albion

(Market): Jaamil says, "Slip mellitin in those pants for those cheatin' husbands! Poisonist for hire!"

(Market): Pectus says, "Cheated on your wife? You dirty bastard. Slip some crotamine in her dinner! Trans cook for hire."

(Market): Syridean says, "Need to hide from the husband or wife you poisoned who was just too stubborn to die? Trans Tailor offering masks."

(Market): Grench says, "Found that your husband just tried to poison you? Take the direct route and cut his head off, Forger for hire."

(Market): Casilu says, "Seeking husband or wife, send tells."

THE MIDNIGHT LEGION NEWS #125
Date: 3/25/2010 at 8:42
From: Warlord Esano Koicei, Scion of the Shattered Earth
To : Everyone
Subj: Upcoming Revolt

POLITICS NEWS #1763
Date: 3/25/2010 at 9:09
From:
To : Everyone
Subj: Hemp Wars



THE MIDNIGHT LEGION NEWS #126
Date: 4/1/2010 at 0:37
From: Warlord Esano Koicei, Scion of the Shattered Earth
To : Everyone
Subj: Upcoming revolts

POLITICS NEWS #1775
Date: 4/1/2010 at 0:47
From:
To : Everyone
Subj: Mountain Wars

You tell Finnley, Adherent of the Crone, "I was also thinking of doing an abstract theater piece titled "Hartstone carving a totem". The curtains would rise, and then four minutes and thirty-three seconds later, they would fall."

I know it's déclassé to quote yourself, but since I can't actually do it, I have to at least quote it:

Of course I couldn't really time it to be 4'33" because of the way theater timing doesn't work...

Your stats return to normal.
A booming voice in your head says, "Ha! Ha! April Fools!"



Did anyone else find it funny?

Your stats return to normal.
A booming voice in your head says, "Ha! Ha! April Fools!"



Did anyone else find it funny?

(Superclan): Druken (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "So."

(Superclan): Druken (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "We all have the same stats now?"

(Superclan): Sidd (from Limbo) says, "What are your stats at?"

(Superclan): Druken (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Jeeze us. Well, my con's 14 now which is weird. My size is 12."

(Superclan): Sidd (from Limbo) says, "Nice."

(Superclan): Druken (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "My cha is low, too- only 12 compared to the hikes everywhere else."

(Superclan): Druken (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "And I'm a shadowcaster."

(Superclan): You say, "Suck it up, princess."

(Superclan): Albiorix (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "What's a shadowcaster?"

(Superclan): You say, "I just lost all my strength."

(Superclan): Druken (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Shadowcaster faeling, and shh, thul."

(Superclan): You say, "And I've got tae'dae speed penalty still."

(Superclan): Druken (from the Prime Material Plane) says, ":( but cha is why I wanted faeling."

(Superclan): Albiorix (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Ah. Yes."

(Superclan): You say, "I miss being able to bench-press a semi. I'm quitting Lusty over this crap."

(Superclan): Druken (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I don't like the stat changes. ."

(Superclan): Druken (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I'm afraid to look at the forums. Are people angry or fine with it?"

(Superclan): You say, " furious."

(Superclan): Sidd (from Limbo) says, "Bit of both really."

(Superclan): You say, "The smart ones, anyway."

(Superclan): Druken (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Wtf. Why are they removing racial resistance and vulnerab... oh."

(Superclan): Druken (from the Prime Material Plane) says, " april fools, man."

(Superclan): You say, "Quoting."

Kinson tells you, "It's ok, just ignore her, everyone else does."

"ONGAKU MUST DIEEEEEEEEEE!", Munsia screams.

"ONGAKU MUST DIEEEEEEEEEE!", Munsia screams.

"ONGAKU MUST DIEEEEEEEEEE!", Munsia screams.

You tell Kinson Talnara, "It is quite hard when she makes a move to c--."

You tell Kinson Talnara, "You ARE right about that passion."

Kinson tells you, "Told you."

Kinson tells you, "Embodies fire, really."

Kinson tells you, "Passion, chaos, hot head."

You tell Kinson Talnara, "... Fire is warm."

You tell Kinson Talnara, "I like fire."

You tell Kinson Talnara, "Her, I do not."

Kinson tells you, "Yeah, she's the part that burns down your house."