Your stats return to normal.
A booming voice in your head says, "Ha! Ha! April Fools!"



Did anyone else find it funny?

...maybe it's because I'm too much of an anime geek, but "taking kitty ears" means something in the anime world, but I don't think he knows that.

The reason for your enemying: 'Nori has stolen, little faeling runs away, we will take her kitty ears'

Btw, dunno if it will be noticed, so I'll mention it: The reason is a written in haiku format.

... No it isn't.

NORI!

Loveless...

Xedrik arrives in a cone of sparkling light.

Xedrik carefully makes some adjustments to a brass astrolabe, and gazes up
into the sky.

Xedrik carefully makes some adjustments to a brass astrolabe, and gazes up
into the sky.

Xedrik carefully makes some adjustments to a brass astrolabe, and gazes up
into the sky.

Xedrik carefully makes some adjustments to a brass astrolabe, and gazes up
into the sky.

Xedrik carefully makes some adjustments to a brass astrolabe, and gazes up
into the sky.

Xedrik carefully makes some adjustments to a brass astrolabe, and gazes up
into the sky.

Xedrik carefully makes some adjustments to a brass astrolabe, and gazes up
into the sky.

Xedrik carefully makes some adjustments to a brass astrolabe, and gazes up
into the sky.

Xedrik carefully makes some adjustments to a brass astrolabe, and gazes up
into the sky.

Xedrik carefully makes some adjustments to a brass astrolabe, and gazes up
into the sky.

Xedrik carefully makes some adjustments to a brass astrolabe, and gazes up
into the sky.

Xedrik carefully makes some adjustments to a brass astrolabe, and gazes up
into the sky.

Xedrik carefully makes some adjustments to a brass astrolabe, and gazes up
into the sky.

You blink.

Nori becomes overwhelmed by it all and faints.

Nori says, "Oh my gosh."

Ecclesiar Xedrik Luminare says, "I'm sorry!"

You ask, "... hi?"

Ecclesiar Xedrik Luminare says, "Eep."

Nori says, "I thought I was going to be killed."

You say, "Me too."

Ecclesiar Xedrik Luminare says, "I'm so sorry."

Nori blushes furiously.

Nori sways back and forth.

Nori says to Xedrik, "It's ok. We're just paranoid right now."

You utter a deep, rumbling laugh.

Ecclesiar Xedrik Luminare says, "Someone's chasing both of you?"

Nori says to Xedrik, "We both left Glomdoring recently, and they don't like it
when people leave."

You sidle up to a disciple of Xiim and stroke the muscles on his arms, fluttering your eyelashes coyly.
A disciple of Xiim laughs nervously at you, sweat beading on his forehead, but shakes finally his head in negation.

Licking your lips lasciviously, you run your fingers over a disciple of Xiim's body, whispering sweet temptations into his ears.
A disciple of Xiim drops down on his knees and worships the very ground you walk on!

A richly-armoured knight shouts, "Retreat! There are too many!"

Shyshaeia has been suffocated by a one-eyed crimson dominator.
You see the death occur at Emerald Road passing hills.

Suzaku has bled to death.
You see the death occur at Emerald Road passing hills.

Lorina has been cut down by a one-eyed crimson dominator.
You see the death occur at Emerald Road passing hills.

Renthur has been cut down by a one-eyed crimson dominator.
You see the death occur at Emerald Road passing hills.

Shedrin has been beaten to a pulp by a one-eyed crimson dominator.
You see the death occur at Emerald Road passing hills.

Ryboi has been beaten to a pulp by a one-eyed crimson dominator.
You see the death occur at Emerald Road passing hills.

Renthur has been choked to death by a one-eyed crimson dominator.
You see the death occur at Emerald Road passing hills.

Doman has been beaten to a pulp by a one-eyed crimson dominator.
You see the death occur at Emerald Road passing hills.

Irima Ironwing twitches spasmodically.

A beam of cobalt blue light shoots up from the Emerald Road, surrounded by crackling temporal energies. In the sky, clouds churn as the beam of cobalt pierces the heavens. With a loud whoosh, the beam disappears, sealing the unstable temporal rift and evaporating the churning clouds.

The Portal of Fate flashes as Cydonia steps through, now ready to begin a fresh
life in Lusternia.

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The Sentinels Guld opens in Hallifax!
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(Newbie): Oria says, "I basically have an exposed bosom and epithelial duct, Skein."

Edit:

(Newbie): Oria says, "Would Emperor Celestine have proceeded with Project Runway had he known the consequence?"


No. Emperor Celestine hated Tim from Project Runway.

(***): Krellan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Tackkll *hic* le me tooe *hic* eeeh *hic* mmrwilddee."

Krellan has died due to throwing up his innards.

Aoife asks you to repeat the oaths of the Holy Grand Duchy of Gaudiguch after
her. You do, and you are admitted as the newest, proudest citizen of the Holy
Grand Duchy of Gaudiguch!
You have been enrolled in the Order of the Secret Flame. See HELP COLLEGIUM
for more information.

Munsia stares implacably at you.

(Gaudiguch): Aoife says, "Welcome, Nicholo!"

You smile softly.

You say, "My thanks."

(Gaudiguch): Mahvek says, "Heya, Nicholo!"

Munsia D'cente` says, "That's what you get when you have a defector inviting a
defector."

(Gaudiguch): Kinson says, "Welcome Nicholo."

Munsia D'cente` says, "I demand weed be smoked."

Munsia gives a group of 10 weed sprigs to you.

Munsia taps her foot impatiently, glaring at you.

You ask, "... honestly?"

You raise an eyebrow questioningly.

Munsia D'cente` says, "Yes."

Sage Aoife Naresni, Crimson Chronicler says to you, "Please let me know if you have any questions regarding the city or the collegium."

(Gaudiguch): Ulviistra (from the Aetherways) says, "Welcome to the greatest
place ever..."

Aoife tells you, "Feel free to ignore her."

(Newbie): Ezeekio says, "Gey skein could you tell me where i start the quest
where i get honours for helping the gnomes?"
3624h, 4839m, 4038e, 10p, 15530en, 22205w ex-
(Newbie): Skein says, "Find the skein in the caverns near the hidden library, a
weaver may want that."
(Newbie): Ezeekio says, "Huh?"
3624h, 4839m, 4038e, 10p, 15530en, 22205w ex-
(Newbie): Lokira says, "A skein is a spool of yarn."

GoodLuck You can create your own good luck.
Syntax: SHIFT GOODLUCK
By surrounding yourself with the best possible luck, you will notice that you are more likely to receive critical hits than otherwise.