I think I've been taking Lusternia (and sometimes the people within it) far too seriously lately. So I'm looking for an antidote. And no, the Quotes thread doesn't cut it, due to the sometimes serious discussions that sometimes take place within it. That, and it's so massive that it takes ages to find a good quote in there.

So what I'm looking to read are perhaps some Bardic and/or Artisanal entries, in-game Lusternia literature, or even threads in the Event Scrolls, that are entirely silly in nature that have to do with Lusternia. Just something to take my mind off of the IC/OOC problems I have in the game, so that I may return to it hopefully with a thicker skin.

I dunno, I'm just looking for Lusternia-related stuff to laugh at, is that okay? Point me in the right direction if it is.

Well it's not a laugh but... go read the Tales of Emirie Winterfur. I think you might like it.

Go look up Mary's Ode to a Rockeater. Some of her work (this was all back like '04/'05) really had me laughing.

Lendren's Fourplay.

...I don't think I want to know o.0

Hey, that won both a bardic and the dwarven bawdy song contest! All the things I've done, and that's the one thing that got me into a help file...

I recommend the Crow Tongue dictionary. It's full of lulz

h'e'y a'r'i'x s't'o'p l'a'u'g'h'i'n'g a't c'r'o'w t'o'n'g'u'e.

EDIT: Oh, 1000th post.

If you can access the glomdoring library, there's this odd book - 'pixie in the dark forest' or 'little pixie in the forest' or something like that by a guy named azman. I remembered having fun reading it. Glomdoring books are usually very serious though. Guess who the pixie is?

Jigan's book about a grub. I forget the title but "grub" is in it.

that was still readable, you fail at Alphabet sou- err, crow tongue

The next logical step seems to be to replace more of the existing letters with apostrophes. Ideally the ones at the beginning and end, since we already know you can figure out words with just the start and finish.

Tales and Fables from Magnagora by Aiakon
The Mean Little Pixie by Iaile
Finkology, an Introduction by Grimnakh
The Boy and the King's Armor by Thul
Undeath and you: Hygiene for the discerning lich by Dvyrus
How Autumn Got Its Colours by Lendren
A Guide to Lord Elostian by Aiakon
Urth's Temptation by Lakshmana
Mugwump Pie by Sthai
The Unfortunate Celestine by Trello
Manners of a Weevil, and Other Tales by Rantyr
The Littlest Cacophonist by Llandros
Ofelia's Apprentice by Linaeve