WHY DID THEY INVENT BROTHERS?!

by Kyoko

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Kyoko2009-08-08 07:17:32
GAH. WHY. AUHG. ANGST. ECT.


I really do hate my nee-san. Hes REALLY annoying at times. And EVERYWHERE I go (Wether it be the mall or something)) its...

Nagmom, "Kyoko, dont forget to take your brother with you. He needs to get out of the house."

GAH

Then he gets into my journal sometimes... Which is where it goes to hell...

...Why cant the reading ability for children be taught AFTER theyre 9?...

So, while I'm leaving and gathering money for the mall, I notice my journal is missing. Running around frantically about the house, I find it in the bathroom like some sorta 9 year old disposed porn magazine (I'm sure he gets the exact same kick out of it anyways) I rush over to him asking if he did that, and I get an innocent "NO". Of course I believe him.

While at the mall I leave my friends for the moment to go buy us food. I come back to everyone laughing and looking at me and my brother.

"So, You think Daniel is hot Kyoko?"

Oh crap

"Your brother told us that you thought that way. That, and that you cheat off of Christina's tests all the time."(Which I.. Do)

I grab my brother, tell them my mom called and that we have to go home, and bolt out the door... With theyre food bag in my hand.

GAH im so stupid blackeye.gif

Anyways, I dont really think you needed all of that... But nonetheless...

Post whatever bad mishaps youve had with your younger (or older) sibling. crying.gif
Joli2009-08-08 07:26:57
Hmm.. Maybe you will get some ideas from this.

I'm the youngest in my family and when I was... maybe 7-9 somewhere my siblings would stuff me under my bed and then push the day bed up under it, so I couldn't get out. I got so used to being put under the bed I would just hide under it and take naps.

Yes, I'm the monster under your bed. tongue.gif My mom could never flipping find me.

My brother once poured an entire container of Parmesan cheese on my head and it took DAYS to get it all out.

Ugh, I could go on. Me and my brother seem to have more issues then me and my sister though.
Kyoko2009-08-08 07:31:46
Ow, under the bed? My brothers going to be doing that when he learns how...

I'm as strong as superman with kryptonite... Stabbed in his skull o_O
Unknown2009-08-08 12:09:22
My older sister, I look more feminine than her... :/

Player Pics, check one. Where I'm elevator trolling. She's the one in the middle. She's annoying... She keeps trying to sell me stuffs that I don't need and trying to con my dad. explode.gif

But we get along, sometimes. One week every six... Yeah... But she's so... UGH ninja.gif
Ilyarin2009-08-08 12:14:29
Sorry. Forums weren't made for rants. Rant somewhere else!

(Really odd rant...)
Aerotan2009-08-08 12:24:41
Well, between my full sister and the half sister I grew up with, there is concentrated evil, pure ditz, every rumor from south of the Mason-Dixon and east of the Appalachians, and at least three levels of Hell.

The elder of the two (I'm the oldest sibling, and second oldest in my generation of the family) is an attention whoring bitch almost nine tenths of the time, and asleep the rest. I'm talking when she comes in the room, there's a fourty percent chance that, if you listen hard enough, you can hear a chorus singing backwards in latin. She once handcuffed me to my bed one day (don't ask me where she got the handcuffs, or how she got into my room without me hearing it, I don't know.) and refused to let me go until my mom was in the driveway, then got away with it because it got down to my word against hers, and she kept up a sweetness and light act around the adults. This led to me being in trouble for not having my chores done, which led to be being grounded, and very miffed.

The other one is much less evil, but much less bright as well. She once made rice-a-roni in a microwave, but somehow ended up putting it in for so long the noodles fused to the bowl. And let me clarify that. The pasta noodles had fused to the glass bowl. We ended up soaking it for a week in water, and it STILL didn't come out. We ended up having to throw the bowl away.
Karel2009-08-08 12:27:45
As the middle child of 5 boys (yes, I know), I can rant so much about this. If it's not problems with authority, it's struggling to fill the shoes of those before you while trying to set an example for those who will come after you.

Your older siblings will ignore you, and your younger siblings will ignore your examples and instead absorb all of your bad qualities, until after three years you're dealing with a young version of the most asinine version of yourself you could care to imagine.
Unknown2009-08-08 13:45:48
QUOTE (Ilyarin @ Aug 8 2009, 08:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Sorry. Forums weren't made for rants. Rant somewhere else!

(Really odd rant...)

SERIOUSLY, HAVE YOU BEEN READING THE CORRECT FORUMS...? wtf.gif

Ol' Lusty had a forum, e, i, e, i, o...
And on forums there were the rants, e, i, e, i, o...
Here a nerf, griefer here, everywhere a rant, rant...
Ol' Lusty had a forum, e, i, e, i, o...
Unknown2009-08-08 13:50:06
QUOTE (Karel @ Aug 8 2009, 08:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
As the middle child of 5 boys (yes, I know), I can rant so much about this. If it's not problems with authority, it's struggling to fill the shoes of those before you while trying to set an example for those who will come after you.

Your older siblings will ignore you, and your younger siblings will ignore your examples and instead absorb all of your bad qualities, until after three years you're dealing with a young version of the most asinine version of yourself you could care to imagine.

OH GOD I FEEL YOU. shocked.gif
Being the middle is always so hard. Mediator between the two siblings (factions), having to be more responsible than the eldest who's full of him/herself... Who's harder to handle than the younger ones. You're like the pivot on the see-saw, you have to bear all the weight. The parents aren't included yet... doh.gif
Karel2009-08-08 18:15:25
*rolls eyes* Don't get me started on my parents.
Ardmore2009-08-08 18:40:58
Ahhh, being the youngest I do, and get whatever I want.
Karel2009-08-08 18:43:39
Yeah, same with the lastborn in my family. angry.gif
Joli2009-08-08 19:01:17
I'm the youngest and I don't get censor.gif sad.gif
Karel2009-08-08 19:05:41
Your miserable life is the result of the collective will of every older sibling in this world.
vorld2009-08-08 19:13:16
I'm the oldest male in my family of 4. I think I've set a good example to my younger sisters. I hardly got in trouble and all that. Hell they strated drinking before I did confused.gif . I didn't start until I was legaly able to drink unlike my sisters wtf.gif whatthe.gif . I never picked on them they did that to me crying.gif do to my small size and all.
Karel2009-08-08 19:22:12
That's exactly what I meant. Your little siblings will always absorb your most undesirable qualities and expand and warp them until the devil that appears on your shoulder in times of temptation decides to retire because he knows when he's been outdone.

They become superevil versions of you. o.o
Diamondais2009-08-08 23:14:18
QUOTE (Joli @ Aug 8 2009, 03:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'm the youngest and I don't get censor.gif sad.gif

Sounds like me, and I'm an only child. sad.gif
Damadreas2009-08-09 00:43:44
Not to pull a complete age card here. But you'll have plenty of time to socialize when you get to college. Do good in school, it's more important. P
Kyoko2009-08-09 01:53:03
Hahaha, telling me to do well in school is like telling the sky to be blue xDD
Unknown2009-08-09 02:05:56
Me and my brother never actually had those issues. We got along great, never really fought, played games together, etc. Although I was an annoying shmeckle somtimes though.