Zenon2009-08-13 22:08:56
QUOTE (Tervic @ Aug 13 2009, 02:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Gnomes that give presents filled with poo.
EDIT: A poobix!
EDIT: A poobix!
And they give them out as lottery prizes.
Does the poobix automatically transport you to Celest?
Eventru2009-08-13 22:12:16
Well, there's more than just ME here, but I'm certainly here to help with the fort. As in, taking everything out of Havens not bolted down. Muahaha!
Fania2009-08-13 22:13:28
QUOTE (Zenon @ Aug 13 2009, 03:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
And they give them out as lottery prizes.
Does the poobix automatically transport you to Celest?
Does the poobix automatically transport you to Celest?
I think it's obvious what a poobix does.
Unknown2009-08-13 22:26:12
Ladies and gentlemen? Eventru's Colon! Full of sparkles and "essence"!
Lendren2009-08-13 22:29:18
QUOTE (Eventru @ Aug 13 2009, 03:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Hear hear! Or is it Here here? I forget.For the record, "hear hear": it's the call of a town crier.
Unknown2009-08-14 03:05:35
If what's planned is half as amusing as this thread is becoming I'm sure none of us will be bored. Or sane. And need baths.
Unknown2009-08-14 06:54:59
This "eventru's poo" thing was old five minutes before it started.
Casilu2009-08-14 07:46:17
QUOTE (Azoth Nae'blis @ Aug 13 2009, 11:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
This "eventru's poo" thing was old five minutes before it started.
Thus demonstrating the importance of fiber in one's diet.
Viravain2009-08-14 08:43:09
Do not worry! Those of us God types who are stuck behind in the Havens will hold down the fort. We even have plans on how we should keep everyone entertained. Our planning division of 10 000 monkeys and an equal number of typewriters all locked in a room with enough bananas to keep them fed have been set up. It is only a matter of time before we get a coherent enough plan to do something with!
Moiraine2009-08-14 08:44:32
QUOTE (Viravain @ Aug 14 2009, 08:43 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Do not worry! Those of us God types who are stuck behind in the Havens will hold down the fort. We even have plans on how we should keep everyone entertained. Our planning division of 10 000 monkeys and an equal number of typewriters all locked in a room with enough bananas to keep them fed have been set up. It is only a matter of time before we get a coherent enough plan to do something with!
Eventru can type!?
Viravain2009-08-14 08:45:29
QUOTE (Moiraine @ Aug 14 2009, 04:44 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Eventru can type!?
Sadly no, but we have other monkeys who are fortunately more capable of doing so in the room.
Raezon2009-08-14 09:35:45
QUOTE (Viravain @ Aug 14 2009, 03:43 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Our planning division of 10 000 monkeys and an equal number of typewriters all locked in a room with enough bananas to keep them fed have been set up. It is only a matter of time before we get a coherent enough plan to do something with!
Do you really know who's at the other end of Lusternia??
Or are we just the proof of the infinite monkey theorem?
Eventru2009-08-14 11:13:11
QUOTE (Raezon @ Aug 14 2009, 05:35 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Do you really know who's at the other end of Lusternia??
Or are we just the proof of the infinite monkey theorem?
Or are we just the proof of the infinite monkey theorem?
Yes.
Tervic2009-08-14 17:02:57
QUOTE (Kialkarkea @ Aug 13 2009, 03:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ladies and gentlemen? Eventru's Colon! Full of sparkles and "essence"!
I was going to say takes you to the Divine Bathroom that no character ever seems to need to use, but that works too.
Speaking of, why -don't- fantasy characters (in lusternia, tv, comics, etc) ever need to go to the bathroom?
Unknown2009-08-14 17:17:40
QUOTE (Tervic @ Aug 14 2009, 12:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Speaking of, why -don't- fantasy characters (in lusternia, tv, comics, etc) ever need to go to the bathroom?
Oh, but they do. Where do you think rainbows and stars come from?
Furien2009-08-14 17:20:39
I have a feeling there is a TVTropes page that explains this particular phenomena, but there's no way I'm getting sucked into that since I have to leave in an hour.
Zenon2009-08-14 17:24:57
QUOTE (Furien @ Aug 14 2009, 10:20 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I have a feeling there is a TVTropes page that explains this particular phenomena, but there's no way I'm getting sucked into that since I have to leave in an hour.
Here?
Arix2009-08-14 18:12:10
Oh goddammit I was just going to head out somewhere w hen you posted that. What t he hell is wrong with you people?
Tervic2009-08-14 20:53:05
QUOTE (Arix @ Aug 14 2009, 11:12 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Oh goddammit I was just going to head out somewhere w hen you posted that. What t he hell is wrong with you people?
Sorry ._.
Unknown2009-08-14 20:59:39
QUOTE (Viravain @ Aug 14 2009, 04:43 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Do not worry! Those of us God types who are stuck behind in the Havens will hold down the fort. We even have plans on how we should keep everyone entertained. Our planning division of 10 000 monkeys and an equal number of typewriters all locked in a room with enough bananas to keep them fed have been set up. It is only a matter of time before we get a coherent enough plan to do something with!
What a damn minute...
I thought Lusternia was kept in check and updated by Roark and Charune sitting in individual little iron bar cage with a computer and Estarra pacing in the background, her footfalls echoing ominously, and periodically cracking one of them with a whip every so often to keep them inline while she feasts on the souls of kitties...
