This is actually true. I had a couple of friends (wiccans, actually), who owned a sheep farm. Every so often, they'd slaughter a lamb. It eventually became a ritual; I was lucky enough to take part. The chaos magic stuff is actually separate.

EDIT: No, it doesn't involve being Sthai IRL. :|

Came up with a few more. *nods* And the lie in my original one was #2. I only own about half of all the versions of every handheld Pokemon game ever made, not all of them.

1) I actually hate cherry pie. It's my least favorite kind of pie. The taste makes me nauseous.
2) I too love the taste of salt and will eat about half a handful of it every single day right out of the container.
3) My favorite Winnie the Pooh character is Rabbit.
4) Fish weird me out to the point that I make sure to stay at least ten feet away from even the smallest aquarium.
5) I have a bit of a nose fetish. It's the first thing I look at when judging whether a person is attractive or not.

Let's go with #3.

That's right! My favorite is actually Eeyore. I have my whole bedroom decked out with his image. Curtains, rug, sheets, stuffed Eeyores, the works. Which isn't creepy. At all. I like his tail ribbon.

Edit: Oh. Forgot about the lamp shade and light plate cover. And figurines.

Eeyore is kind of awesome. I actually used to have a small stuffed Eeyore on loan from my father as a kid. Probably my favorite Winnie the Pooh character aside from Owl.

1. I am currently in trial over an accusation that I stole 5 cases of raw chicken from my former employeer

2. I am currently on my 2nd marriage

3. I am helping write comedy for a popular comedy website: Cracked.com

4. I did Colorguard in high school with the marching band

5. I play the drums

Let's go with #2.

Wrong Sthai!

I'm going with 5.

As for me:

1. I once spent two months working as a cheese maker.

2. I did not walk at my Highschool graduation.

3. I suffer from Neurological overflow.

4. I got propositioned by a prostitute in the next town over.

5. I spent two years working at a flea market selling stuff.

1) I am a double major/triple minor senior undergrad (oy gevalt)
2) I did not drink alcohol at all until I turned 21 (yay legality).
3) I was pickpocketed by a Ukranian gypsy (eh...my own fault, really)
4) I am a voracious reader who spent the majority of his childhood buried in one book or another (introverts FTW...I guess)
5) I was hired by a Hebrew school to teach young children when my only merit was 'I responded to the ad first' (not the best hiring procedure)




As for Othero, I'm going with 5

Nope! That's true. I spent two years helping my parents sell pretty much any cheap junk they had. Did it at two flea markets. One of them our stand was across from a guy who sold car parts and dvds and near the table that was pretty much a head shop. The other one was next to a couple who sold fossils.

And I'm guessing 2 for Krackenor.

#1?

No way. #5 for Krackenor.

Othero #4
Krackenor #4 as well.

I'll throw in another batch I suppose.

1. I have met two of my guildmates from wow in real life and are good friends with them.
2. I have snorted buttersalt.
3. I've been to Japan a few times.
4. I've been on a Volksmarsch (german for people's march) in which it has rained, sleeted and snowed all in one day.
5. My favorite animal is the horse and I have a massive collection of horse books, figurines, and stuffed animals.

Number 4, Sarvasti. I guess i should dig mine up, one second...

1. I have gender identity disorder and am slated for a sex change (as in, the actual surgery) after some more hormone replacement therapy.
This is actually true. I was diagnosed about a month ago.

2. I've recieved a hug from Justin Long.

3. I've been pronounced legally dead before.

Birth complications; not as impressive as it sounds.

4. I'm learning three languages at once: Chinese, Japanese, and Korean.

*is getting a degree in East Asian languages*

5. Approximately 1/3 of my large intestine is rubber tubing.

Nope. #4 for me is correct. For some reason, during our Volksmarsch it decided to rain, sleet and snow all in one day. It made for a very long, and cold walk.

Number 5 then Karel!

Wrong! Part of my birth complications that left me dead 4 times (whoa. left 4 dead pun?) involved a clogged intestine, so out it went.

Which means that I, unfortunately, have never recieved a hug from Justin Long.

Gonna go with 2 for you, Sarvasti.

This is an absolutely fascinating thread. Don't stop.

Fain must post some!

And no, I've snorted buttersalt. I was around 11 or 12 at the time, and a friend was doing it as well. I can tell you, that shite burns your nose. Of course being teh retard that I am, I did it like 2-3 times. >.<

Ok, 5 more from me.

1.) I played in a band called "Down with Les Pauls," and we gigged every week this summer. Made a tidy sum.
2.) My favorite food is squid in tofu broth.
3.) At one point, I was juggling five girlfriends through no fault of my own.
4.) I aspired to be a mangaka (manga artist) for several years before the explosion of Japanese culture on this side of the Pacific (at which point I was discouraged by how many people would see me as just another American wannabe Japanese).
5.) I was sent to the hospital last Halloween for bending myself too much, trying to be Zappa.

Edit: #5 for you, Sarvasti.