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Stranger: heyyyyyyyyyy
You: yo
Stranger: who are you?
You: wait, you're the same person I just talked to.
Stranger: sure?
You: pretty sure, you have the same name
Stranger: oh, really?
You: yeah, how scary
Stranger: well then, hey martin, did you manage to sell those cars?
You: yeah, to a pair of hookers and a pimp with a limp
Stranger: aha, glad it worked out for ya then :)
You: yeah. How's the cat?
Stranger: still horribly fat.
so our date is still up? saturday at the Den?
You: yeah. You bring the string cheese, I'll have the toiletpaper and teabags on hand.
Stranger: good, cant wait!
You: make sure to leave the cat at home, he tried to eat my feet last time. I barely escaped with half of one.
Stranger: yeah, sorry about that
Stranger: ill lock him in the cellar
You: alright, that works.
You: Oh, did you want to bring the tequila and hacksaw, or should I?
Stranger: im kinda broke at the momen, do you mind?
You: nah, it's cool. You can grab it next time you can.
You: I think I still have some tequila left from my daughter's birthday party, I'll use that to save money
Stranger: good!
Stranger: so i guess youre bringing the lot then
You: yeah, I'll be there. Are you still driving that horse drawn buggy, or should I look for another vehicle?
You: I never could understand you mennonites
Stranger: hey dont! i love those horses! we could ride bareback on the beach, watching the seguils?
You: Hrm, alright. Bring Dave with you, he likes that sort of thing
Stranger: dave? bloody dave? after all he've done? ..really?
You: Dude, it wasn't his fault. He was drunk and on shrooms. MY shrooms, I might add, which he still owes me 20$ for.
Stranger: well i dont understand why youre not mad at him, after what he did to me! and then, to even mention him.. and btw, yuo bringing some shrooms aswell?
You: I might, I'll have to dig some up. Dave ate the whole damn bag I had stashed away
You: lousy sob
Stranger: yeah thats exactly what he is, that filthy ma
Stranger: n
You: I've got half a mind to go to his place and rip the wallpaper off his walls out of spite
You: if he weren't out manwhoring for spare cash, I just might do that.
Stranger: why dont you do just that? itd make me feel better aswell
You: I might, I'll send you a sample to put on your walls so you can laugh at him.
You: you may want to wash it first though
Stranger: i really dont want anything from that mans house
Stranger: why did you think id want to bring dave anyway?sereously
You: Well, I hadn't thought about it, but he makes the chicks laugh
Stranger: you make me laugh too, more than dave anyway
You: yeah, but I'm taken. You remember that one fat chick last time who ended up sitting on my lap?
Stranger: yeah, what about her? i didnt think she'de be your taste anyway. i mean, we've known each other since our childhood, and i though... well.. me.. you
You: Well, yeah, but sometimes I like to dip into the "other side" if you know what I mean.
You: it's all gravy
Stranger: well, whats the point of our date anyway then, if youre gonna make fat chicks sit on your lap all the time?
You: Because we're supposed to see the Rocky Horror Picture show, remember? That's better than fat chicks,
Stranger: have you ever considered, you know, us two, as.. more than just friends?
You: no. You don't like my manboobs, or at least that's what you said last time.
Stranger: well i was drunk
Stranger: and hig
You: alright. Next time I suppose you can sit on my lap
You: wear that little slinky dress you have, with the slit on the side
You: I'll wear my corset with the hooks in it
Stranger: awesome
You: I have some stunning stiletto heels I'll try on
Stranger: ok, now i remember why i said no last time
You: ?
Stranger: pleace no stilettos?
You: why not, you didn't mind them at first
Stranger: well, martin, to be honest, at first... it was ok, but when you started walking on my back it really hurt!
You: but you DID ask me to pop your back :(
You: I mean, you even shaved it for me
Stranger: well, as i said, i was both high and drunk
You: no wonder you left patches of hair, you shaved while you were drunk. Lesigh.
You: I wish I had known
Stranger: yeah, but hey, whats done is done
You: yeah. Anyway, I'll be there with spurs on. Saturday, you said?
Stranger: thats what i said yes, at the Den, at 2100
You: 2100, got it.
You: Just wanted to make sure, that one timeI showed up you were at the OTHER Den. You know, Mike's place across town.
You: Well, Mike and Jaamil's
Stranger: i mean the Den, in Teignmouth, Devon, England. right? not mike's den
You: Yeah, that's fine. Speaking of which, I never did get that stain out of my trousers.
Stranger: ill help you once
You: any idea what gets out mustard and pickle Juice?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: im not good at those things, you know
You: bleh, true.
You: So, I must be off. Talk to you later, and don't forget to send me a message later on just to say hi
Stranger: okey, see you! have a nice evening! dont forget that wall you said you had to repair!
You: Alright, thanks for reminding me!
You: peace out, and tell your brother I said hi
Stranger: yeah, btw hes right here, says hi too, and he says that you have to.... get his stuff on time, whatever that means
You: Tell him I said he'll get his stuff when he fronts me the money, not before
Stranger: ok, concider it done
Stranger: see you later or tomorrow at the Den!
You: alright!

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