JC Penny, apparently. (see the ad on the right side of the screen.)

I knew it.

50% off? That is damn good for a baby, damn good.

Watch it, might be a changeling at thost prices.

I keep my reciepts, and a shotgun. You have a good day madam

Bah, why go to JC Penney for only half off. Shoplift your baby from WalMart. That's what I tell my son we did. =)

So is it 50% off the price, or 50% off the baby?

I can only see half a baby in that ad...hmmm....

Ah got mine second hand from eBay! He lost an ear because he wasn't packed very well, but otherwise I've been very happy so far.

Aaaactually....

Chuck Norris is where babies come from.

True story.

I paid less for the same baby at Big Lots

Yeah, but you had to go into Big Lots. I'd prefer to pay the mark-up.

It looks like one of the selected styles on sale is brunette. Sweet!

My new niece came from there! Would not buy.

<3 babies at walmart. You get them for free when they leave them in your toy isle in infant's dept.

What is this thing you call "baby" and does it taste good?

A people baby is almost like a small person. As for tasting good...eh. Human baby not so much, but cow baby...delicious. But yeah human babies have basically no value as food, which is probably why they are offering them at such a discounted price. Trying to get rid of their surplus of a useless product by drawing suckers in with a big sale.

Any self-respecting Korean would disagree.



While the warranties some of these places will offer you are good terms if you tend to go through babies quickly, I find that it's much cheaper to buy the parts directly from the manufacturer and assemble them myself.

And about as much fun as legos.

The REAL question is "Where do Lucidian babies come from?"

I think they're test tube babies and grown like rock candy.

It's the only way.

I get my babies in bulk at Sam's Club. A whole 12 pack for only $19.99! What a bargain! (And I can resell the extras! >:D)