I'm ashamed that the design got passed through, given what is cleverly masquerading as stylistic touches.

Not wacky or weird really, but these are the robes I made for the Illuminati GM

You carefully study a tailoring pattern.
Item: Robes Type: Greatrobes Org: Flameweavers Designer: Arix
Commodities: silk 90 cloth 25 gold 5 goldtint 5
Mortal Reviews: Allowed
Layer: NORMAL Bodyparts: chest, gut, arms, legs, waist
IMPORTANT: The main noun MUST use one of these: ROBES, ROBE
Appearance:
shimmering golden robes of the Grand Cipher
Dropped:
A set of golden silk robes lies here, shimmering in the available light.
Examined:
Elegant and practical, these robes of office are a blend of fashion and
durability. The bulk of the robes consists of pale gold silk, covered in
a dizzying array of strange patterns embroidered in gold thread,
designed to catch the light and dazzle the viewer. A closer inspection
reveals that some of the patterns are actually the names of previous
Grand Ciphers written in the script of the dracnari. The cuffs and
border of the robes are sewn of thick black cloth, and are covered in
double rows of strange ciphers of golden thread. Pitch-black cloth
covers the lining of the robes, adding to the heavy shadow provided by
the voluminous hood. A braided sash of spiralling black and gold
completes the outfit, with a nine-pointed gold star adorning each of the
dangling ends.
Comments:
Per the designer, these robes are based on the robes of office worn by Tlochaka Chum, as recorded in the accounts of the Cosmic Hope Expedition.

Well, dangling modifiers are not considered sufficient reason for rejection. Hence this design. Now I just wonder who'll wear it. I'm always amazed at how many people sleep in eight-poster beds.

You send me one, I'll wear it. I like advertising your oddball designs

Jeweler is one of the few trades I don't even have in reserve, so I can't even make one. But it's a public design.

well, they ARE gramatically incorrect.


ze edit: Made worse by suddenly having that design to stare at, while I chew on those sentences full of creative wrongness. Oh god it hurts!

Nothing to see here, folks. Move along.

The geomancers like it... >.>

Also, yay Zafirah. This is in the Black Kitchens.


Appearance:
a caramel and vanilla sugar cookie covered in blood icing
Dropped:
A seemingly innocent sugar cookie lies here, waiting to be eaten.
Examined:
Small in size, this sugary confection has been baked from delicious vanilla cookie dough, streaked with blood and dotted with speckles of
dark caramel. Piped onto the top of the pastry in a spiralling design, the thick buttercream icing has been infused with a liberal amount of
groveller's blood, giving it a nectarous flavour. Seeming to have been placed in a last minute whim, thin shards of peppermint and caramel have
been stabbed into the sides of the dessert, their edges jagged and razor sharp.
Consume:
You carefully pick the pieces of candy off of the cookie and place them aside for a later moment. With an almost childish delectation, you slowly lick away
the icing from the outside edges of the cookie, leaving only the centre still covered. Taking a large bite, you crunch through half of the cookie, almost
gagging in disgust as you realise the inside has been filled with a putrescent mixture of half mashed maggots and rancid blood. Forcing yourself to swallow the half you have in your mouth, you wonder silently if it's worth eating the other half. Barely able to hold back bile, you shove the remainder of the cookie in your mouth, quickly chewing and then swallowing. You pick up the shards of candy and place then in your mouth, slowly sucking on them in the hopes of ridding yourself of the horrible aftertaste from the cookie.
Smell:
You take a whiff of this cookie and smell the rich scent of butter, sugar and blood with a very strange, unrecognisable undertone.
Taste:
Taking a swipe of icing from the centre, the only thing you taste is the odd amalgamation of the buttery, almost fatty tasting icing and the bitter blood.


EDIT: Yay hate kabob. This is mine, also available only in the Black Kitchens.

Item: Kabob Type: Delicacies Org: Kitchens
Ingredients: meat 5 sulfur 5 spices 10 redtint 2
Mortal Reviews: Allowed
IMPORTANT: The main noun MUST use one of these: KABOB
Appearance:
a kabob of hatred
Dropped:
A kabob of hatred has been discarded here.
Examined:
A shard of bone has been haphazardly wrenched from some greater whole to form the skewer that pierces each twisted piece of meat included in the
kabob. The meat itself has been rolled in spices and treated with sulphur, staining the meat yellow and hardening its surface.
Interestingly enough, each piece of meat has been cut into a simplified demon head and horns. Two black peppercorns have been used as eyes for
each head, and a thin, red, hateful sneer has been dyed with redtint.
Consume:
Dragging the first hateful demon head from the kabob, you chew on it heavily, biting down hard. You taste the terrible taste of sulphur, which continues to
harry your palate as you taste the scorching and unrelenting array of spices. The meat itself is tender and juicy, which provides some measure of relief. The two peppercorns crack beneath your teeth, releasing a final burst of heat. You notice that there are still other pieces of meat on the kabob and set your jaw stoically, determined to consume the remainder.
Smell:
A harsh, spicy, sulphuric scent offends the sense of smell as you sniff the kabob.
Taste:
A sharp, spicy taste flashes across your palate, bringing a wave of pain.

Holy hey! Another kitchens recipe!

Your manse is a hobbit hole..?

Mehbe. I eat the shrooms that sprout from the side.

Item: Nekai Type: Masterkata Org: Solutions
Commodities: steel 175 leather 10 coal 10 shadowessence 5
Mortal Reviews: Allowed
IMPORTANT: The main noun MUST use one of these: NEKAI, CLAW
Appearance:
an oily black nekai depicting mating serpents
Dropped:
An oily black nekai of entwined serpents has been discarded here.
Examined:
This obscene weapon is the product of a twisted mind, its body composed
of several steel serpents, their roiling bodies entwined with one
another in a violent mockery of coitus. The beasts have been forged with
a gross attention to detail, their bodies contorting and bulging with
pain and pleasure, their forms pocked with hatefully glaring eyes and a
multitude of barbed and wickedly sharpened proboscises. Hexagonal scales
have been etched into their steel hides, stained an oily black which
seems to pool unnaturally within the grooves of their scales. Moving
down the nekai's length, the serpents twist outwards into the weapon's
three prongs, arranged in a triangular pattern with the serpents'
elongated fangs and razor fins serving as its primary means of attack.
The opposite end consists of a simple black leather gauntlet which has
been reinforced with steel wire, its inside padded with velvet.

all joking and puns aside, thats sexy.

Only you and me think that, Shaddus.

hell, tempted to play a nekotai and use those. really.

Nope, those are private. Only for the person who designed it.

bah. double bah.

....Cough Arte Cough.