Which is probably one of the reasons we're not getting stationery, the increase in database size from all those objects floating around. Whereas a REQUEST LETTER option doesn't create the object until you need it, and it goes away fairly soon.

Artie to cut Tracker comm needs maybe? -toss idea-

P.S. Oh, even better idea: artie to make a collared beast track things (find room but not bring you there. No uniting!). Pity Tracking is hurting enough in itself, but I can't help but be greedy and want to train my spider to become a tracking spider too. -twiddle-

How about a lottery with a Chaos hamster pet rather than auction?

Sure, if the pet doesn't afflict like Chaos hamsters do passively. Otherwise, no thanks on the passive amnesia/entangle/blindness/huge damage deal.

Astral Alligator Clips
- Gives the ability to Darklink/Cone/Whatever-sucking-ten-power-into-the-nexus-is-called

Beastmaster's Feeding Guide
- Tells you exactly what to feed your beast and in what proportion to achieve the 'look' you want.

Reigns of the Demon Lords
- Speeds up Beast Balance when Mounted.

Icebox of the Anchients:50 credits
Any food placed within doesn't decay. Any food placed within is treated as "Preserved" when removed.

Oh, good one, I'd buy those.


I think "reins" would work better.

Whoops. XD

rune of fear immunity 150cr

you'd sell out of them in under an hour

Then everyone would beg for refunds when FearAura was changed to do something else each tick.

Yes! I'd buy it! Admins, get coding.

Fear is still a pain. Also, we have no idea how or even when ascendance will come out after it's review. I would buy it regardless as fear stops my timed insta kills

Don't all the other artifacts that give stuff for trades cost more than 50 credits? If I'd have to pay 300 credits for infinite ink-which-i'll-use-once-a-decade, you have to do the same for preserving

Also, could it also make the food less filling to stop people preserving EVERYTHING and also ruin some foods? Y'know, like real life

Or it could add a line to the food stating that the flavors are dull and muted. *shrug*

I'd really like the ability to see/hear things that my beastpet-thing does, even when I'm not in the room, completely for roleplaying reasons so that I can have her interact with people when I'm not present.

Give it a chance to produce good food, and bad food.

"You fish around inside your icebox and find half a carton of fried rice. I wonder how old it is...."

"You brave the depths of your icebox to find a slice of cold pizza. Yum!"

"You reach into your icebox and pull out a bottle of milk, only to find you've made your own cottage cheese instead."

"As you reach into your icebox, something cold, green, and slimey drips on your hand. Oh gods, what WAS that?"

A Gnomish Wonder Bar

This small yellow cake is filled with a delightful icing creme concoction in the middle. It satiates you fully when you eat it, but it never, ever decays. It also comes back to you. Because it's an artifact.

Once per day, you may eat this strange, unwordly snack cake, and you will be utterly full.

Do not want.
You only need food up to lvl 80 and then this would just make hunger atrition even that much harder to pull off.

I'd buy one, especially if it came in the varied shapes of the mystical Ho-Hos and ethereal Ding-Dongs.

Sorry. We don't have ho-hos and dingdongs. Okay, maybe we do, but they're not edible. Because Lusternia's got some minors playing and that'd be inappropriate. Though what goes on in your manse is your business.

We do, however, have cheesecakes and honey cakes! And chocolate. Wait, that's me, not you. Muahaha.

One: Some people aren't level eighty. I've been sixty-nine for several real months.
B: By once per day, I mean a real life day, not a Lusternian.

It's mainly a small gag item that can be used once every twenty-four hours with a small affect for people.