Censer Of No One Particular: Just like the other censers in all ways except it removes stuff like truegrounding. As with other censers, can't penetrate melded locations.

I'd like to see more artifacts named after other legacy players.

Because I feel kinda weird being the only one that was done to...

(Don't get me wrong, I'm flattered and happy , but I wonder if somebody else might deserve the same recognition).

Murphy's Pretty Princess Dress?
Ialie's Ranbowmancer Wand? That dingbat item that has illusory sparkles could be renamed this...

As far as I'm aware, there isn't anything similar so: Rune of the healer.

Makes healer auras last longer.

Seeing as they're a constant drain and that wouldn't change I can't imagine this being too much of a problem.

That sounds pretty useless, unless it allows you to do so at no power cost, or a reduced cost.

He's primarily looking for a 1p trueground. Which does sound pretty useless on the whole, I guess.

It'd be 1p instead of 3p and considerably faster than trueground, and you wouldn't need the skill. Yeah, it wouldn't be as useful as the other censers, I'll admit. But they're not available anymore and likely won't ever be again, so it's a moot comparison.

Last I checked, Trueground is 2 power...?

Further, the other censers are useful because they give your org regeneration, allow demesning, allow your bard songs, allow tree-skills (for the Commune censers), etc. So no, it wouldn't be as useful as the org ones by quite a long shot.

Is there an artifact that conceals just your age?

I want an artifact that increases my age. Add about 100 - 150 years to it, for reproductive purposes.

One. It was an auction artifact though, and anyone can just go up to the main site if they really feel like it.

Not if the main site isn't updated...which more often than not, it isn't.

Updating your warcry/motto updates the website.

Yes, as I said, more often than not, its not updated...

Decay alarm
-Gives you five days notice before an item decays. Not in messages or anything (to avoid double spam. My god), just a little blip followed by the item name/number.

You could just AUDIT once in a while...

Chalice of Power

Each month, you can drink from this chalice to regenerate twice the amount of power per tick for a short period of time.

Making healer auras last longer would make the "offensive" auras even more annoying than they already are.

Practical:

Boots of the Adventurer:
Would allow climbing into trees, scaling of mountains, entrance into the sewers, potentially other environment skills.

Unpractical:

Magic Hat:
Pull a bunny from this seemingly tawdry hat! This bunny would be the same thing along the lines of the coloured bunnies in the Wayfaire. Syntax: RETRIEVE BUNNY. You could also have several different coloured carrots that could appear (but not at the same time) by PULL CARROT that could be fed to the bunny to give one property that is only good for once turn (one carrot fed might give the property of the bunny being able to deliver one item to one person, then resets, or another carrot might cause the bunny to create a carrot cake/candy, another might give "Savior Bunny", which would take you back to your nexus once, but must be at full health/mana/ego and on balance)

Edit: Bunny would make candies that would give a random stat boost.

Faerie of the Gods:
Faerie that follows and at random intervals does cute single-line illusions; alternatively can SQUEEZE FAERIE (spelling) to produce a random multi-line illusion. (but only once IG per day/month)

A permanent (perhaps auction-based) artifact that lets you hear tells sent/recieved in your immediate area, assuming the recipient and sender can both understand the language used..?