He is, instead, quite clearly marked as inept. Poor guy.

It's obviously why he said he can't hurt weevils. He needs to learn more forums first, at least until he gets up to AB FORUMS FLAME.

As long as he stops short of AB FORUMS BANHAMMER...

Seeker of the Moon, Lunalo shouts, "IIIIIIII LLLLLOOOOOOOOVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEE YOOOUUUUUU!!!!!!! More than morning loves tha dew. You're so beautiful, and full of light, and of love!! I love you I love you I love you soo!!! More more than winter loves to snow!! HAhahAHHahahaHAhahHAhahHAAHA."

...

Ilyssa says, "Someone with Rituals make Prav follow them, would you?"

Lady Tsianina Skyplume, Dr. of Astro. Phil. chants, "Conjunctio prav."

Prav tilts his head curiously.

Ilyssa nods her head emphatically.

Ilyssa laughingly says to Tsianina, "It worked!"

Nerf rituals.

Lady Tsianina Skyplume, Dr. of Astro. Phil. chants, "Conjunctio prav."
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Prav tilts his head curiously.
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Prav begins to follow you.
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Sylandra gives a trillingly melodic laugh.
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You nod your head emphatically.
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You laughingly say to Tsianina, "It worked!"

Nerf rituals.

Velsi arrives from the west.

Calling the powers of the elemental earth, your skin hardens with a layer of supple granite.

Velsi leaves to the east.
Velsi arrives from the east.
Velsi gives you a compassionate hug.

Velsi leaves to the east.

hi velsi
Raising your hand in greeting, you say "Hi!"


Man that is one fast and adorable kid

With a heavy overhand stroke, you slam an ornate platinum rapier down upon Arte. You hack through
his neck like it's butter, and his head goes flying through the air.
Arte's severed head lands on the ground with a thud and rolls around like a top.
You have slain Arte.
Your karma falls in response to your deeds.
The voice of Avechna whispers in your mind a warning about initiating combat with Arte.
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I do not recognize anything called that here.
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You have recovered balance on your right arm.-
You say, "Whooo."
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Swirls of burning parchment flicker in from the in, enveloping the form of Arte.
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You pick up the decapitated head of Arte.
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Ensign Arte Skyplume says, "How do I look?"
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You say, "Can I keep this?"
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He is a crystalline adamantine lucidian demigod and his radda radda ra
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Arte enthuses, "Sure!"
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You give Arte a thumbs up.
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"Thanks!" you say.
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You say, "I'm sure the Archmage will love it."
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You grin mischievously at Arte.

You hack through his neck like it's butter?

I don't think I'd have used the word 'hack' there... cause, honestly, who thinks of butter when they're thinking hacking something? Why not slice?

A firm, feminine voice rings in the air, "..Congratulations, Ilyssa..."
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You see the following people here:
Arte, Ilyssa
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Your eyes sparkle with amusement.
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You say, "Thank you, Lady Terentia."
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You say, "I believe it is the start to a beautiful father-in-law, daughter-in-law relationship."
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Arte gives the world a smart salute.
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A firm, feminine voice rings in the air, "..Hm...?"
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You give the world a smart salute.
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A firm, feminine voice rings in the air, "....What is..?"
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Ensign Arte Skyplume says, "I believe She was referring to your marriage."
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A firm, feminine voice rings in the air, "..Indeed..."
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Ensign Arte Skyplume says, "Not the union between your sword and my neck."
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You smile broadly and say, "Oh, yes, that, thank you."
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A firm, feminine voice rings in the air, "..Oh, you killed him..? How..unproductive for Hallifax.."
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A firm, feminine voice rings in the air, "..I believe I shall endeavour to find an appropriate wedding gift to present to you, Ilyssa..."
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You say, "But it was for the greater good, Lady Terentia. I helped to cleanse him of Illith."
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Ensign Arte Skyplume says, "Cleanse? Hmph."
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You smile and say, "Oh why I'm looking forward to it, thank you."
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You nod your head at Arte.
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You say, "Cleansed."
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Ensign Arte Skyplume says, "The Leviathan makes for a delightfully deranged companion within one's noggin."
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You say, "But souls are so much better!"
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A firm, feminine voice rings in the air, "....Arte, I suggest you silence your tongue before you irate Me enough to bring you to a similar fate as Ilyssa did.. Paying homage to a Herald is both idiotic and crazed.."
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Ensign Arte Skyplume says, "My interest is purely academic, I assure You."
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Arte fans himself with his hand, trying to keep cool.
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A firm, feminine voice rings in the air, "....That's how it always starts... You're starting to sound like Malmydia.."
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Arte carefully wipes all the poisons off of a bucktoothed bunny klangaxe.
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Ensign Arte Skyplume says, "They do make such sweet promises. But now that I've shed that form, the whispers have subsided."
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A firm, feminine voice rings in the air, "....That said..."
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A firm, feminine voice rings in the air, "....Walk Well.. I will make My presence known when I have ascertained the appropriate gift, Ilyssa.."
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You give the world a smart salute.
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A firm, feminine voice rings in the air, "..It will be a gift you shall never forget.."
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You say, "Till then Lady Terentia- Oh, I would imagine so."
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The ghost of a smile passes fleetingly across your lips.

An orc warrior settles down in a corner to sleep.

An orc warrior picks his nose absently.

A rumbling reverberates throughout the Divine Havens and flashes of white light are seen in the
firmament.

(LOLcano): Person A says, ">.> T farted."

A blindingly bright flash of gold light flares out of the Divine Havens, doubtlessly scouring the
corneas of all who watch with temporary blindness.

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Narrowing her eyes at you, Zenobia the Queen of Queens pierces your mind with a needle of psychic
energy.
You have been slain by Zenobia the Queen of Queens.
A glittering black rose falls out of your inventory.
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