Quotes 7

by Arix

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Lehki2011-03-03 06:41:08
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Sarrasri grumbles angrily at a plush doll of Abeytu, Keeper of the Gardens.
A plush doll of Abeytu, Keeper of the Gardens makes a disgruntled face as it reaches out with its tiny rake and bops Sarrasri square on the chin.
5571h, 5754m, 5451e, 10p, 25145en, 26660w ex-<01:43:32.873>

A plush doll of Albion, First of Crones scowls and murmurs, "Blasted brownies! Always bumbling around my cauldron!"
5571h, 5754m, 5451e, 10p, 25145en, 26660w ex-<01:43:36.642>

Squinting his hand-sewn eyes, A plush doll of Abeytu, Keeper of the Gardens exclaims, "Blasted druids, always mucking up my trees!"
5571h, 5754m, 5451e, 10p, 25145en, 26660w ex-<01:43:37.274>

A plush doll of Albion, First of Crones turns to a plush doll of Abeytu, Keeper of the Gardens and nods approvingly. In unison, they reply, "Meddling kids!"


QUOTE
Sarrasri grumbles angrily at a plush doll of Abeytu, Keeper of the Gardens.
A plush doll of Abeytu, Keeper of the Gardens makes a disgruntled face as it reaches out with its tiny rake and bops Sarrasri square on the chin.
5571h, 5754m, 5451e, 10p, 25145en, 26660w ex-<01:34:44.114>

Sneaking up behind a plush doll of the White Hart, squirrel in hand, Luna gives Hart's tail a sharp yank before rushing off in a fit of giggles.
5571h, 5754m, 5451e, 10p, 25145en, 26660w ex-<01:34:46.483>

Bucking and prancing, Hart tramples over a plush doll of Abeytu, Keeper of the Gardens as the plush dolls of Selene and Albion chase down Luna and begin to scold her.
5571h, 5754m, 5451e, 10p, 25145en, 26660w ex-<01:34:46.804>

A plush doll of Abeytu, Keeper of the Gardens exclaims, "Ach! A little halp here please!"



QUOTE
Sarrasri grumbles angrily at a plush doll of Abeytu, Keeper of the Gardens.
A plush doll of Abeytu, Keeper of the Gardens makes a disgruntled face as it reaches out with its tiny rake and bops Sarrasri square on the chin.
5571h, 5754m, 5451e, 10p, 25145en, 26660w ex-<01:35:25.897>

A plush doll of Abeytu, Keeper of the Gardens snickers softly as it sneaks close to a plush doll of Albion, First of Crones, placing its rake in front of both of them.
5571h, 5754m, 5451e, 10p, 25145en, 26660w ex-<01:35:29.657>

A plush doll of Albion, First of Crones peers at a plush doll of Abeytu, Keeper of the Gardens furtively before making a face of understanding, and steels her features, acting completely straightlaced.
5571h, 5754m, 5451e, 10p, 25145en, 26660w ex-<01:35:30.051>

A plush doll of Albion, First of Crones crows, "We are our very known Lusternian Gothic!"
5571h, 5754m, 5451e, 10p, 25145en, 26660w ex-<01:35:30.690>

A plush doll of Abeytu, Keeper of the Gardens grins and nods.

I don't get this one. o_o

Arix2011-03-03 06:43:46


American Gothic
Unknown2011-03-03 13:39:23
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Sondayga Zayah, Heir of Ellindel places his hands on his head and begins to sing, "Head! Shoulders! Knee and Toes! Knees and Toes!", while then touching each body part mentioned.


Aww.. Sondayga's such a cute little monkey wub.gif
Nariah2011-03-03 20:11:21
Was too tired to post this yesterday but Cauthorn deserves the mention! We had just formally founded one of the original historic families, d'Vanecu, and afterwards Nariah sent her spawns to help her destroy in the Megalith some 20-30 of the old unusable books cluttering up her inv.

(The Barracks): Cauthorn (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Lol destroying all evidence against your House being real? tongue.gif."
Yzerios2011-03-03 20:29:02
QUOTE (Nariah @ Mar 3 2011, 09:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Was too tired to post this yesterday but Cauthorn deserves the mention! We had just formally founded one of the original historic families, d'Vanecu, and afterwards Nariah sent her spawns to help her destroy in the Megalith some 20-30 of the old unusable books cluttering up her inv.

(The Barracks): Cauthorn (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Lol destroying all evidence against your House being real? tongue.gif."


I'd been destroying scrolls five at a time..

(The Barracks): Cauthorn says, Well, Enoch destroying like, 8 books doesn't look any better lol.
Nariah2011-03-03 20:39:00
Asked Yzerios to throw out more of my rubbish.

(The Barracks): Cauthorn says, "DESTROYING MORE INCRIMINATING EVIDENCE."
(The Barracks): Cauthorn says, "Just admit it. You lot are drunken peasants."

losewings.gif
Shamarah2011-03-03 22:05:07
Also, Star Trek.

A plush doll of Cririk Adom says, "We are the Collective. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile."
Lehki2011-03-04 00:40:52
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An enslaved, platinum-coloured geomycus exclaims, "OH GODS! I'M SO SORRY! I'M SO SO SORRY! I DIDN'T MEAN TO THINK IT!"
An enslaved, platinum-coloured geomycus collapses to the ground, writhing about while shrieking, clawing at her ears.
It still gets me. T___T
Unknown2011-03-04 02:33:45
2011/03/04 01:44:08 - Shen stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a citizen.

ULT ME BRO ULT ME! (League of Legends reference)
Thalkros2011-03-05 07:53:10
Heading out after a EtherSeren raid and I get this:

QUOTE
Shuyin tells you, "Can I have my rapier back now, it's over."


My first thought was, "clearly this is me being trolled about pinleg, I know it!"

QUOTE
You are holding:
an alabaster vindicator's rapier.


p rapier
Deceptively slender, this rapier was forged from a rare alloy that radiates an unnatural light. The straight hilt stretches elegantly into a weighted onyx spike at the base, resembling a coiling snake as it winds towards the crosspiece. Strips of bleached and blackened leather twine through the textured design, creating traction for a solid grip. The elegantly straight blade tapers off into a deadly point, with numerous dwarven runes etched along its sides. Although the weapon seems delicate and light, it is perfectly balanced and especially suitable for furious thrusts and precise slashes. A single word is etched at the base of the hilt, its meaning indiscernible.
It has the following dwarven runes etched upon it in coal:
A dwarven rune shaped like a wolf has been etched in coal.
A dwarven rune shaped like an axe has been etched in coal.
A dwarven rune shaped like a boar has been etched in coal.
It weighs about 4 pounds and 0 ounce(s).
It bears the distinctive mark of Ser Shuyin.


Oh... wtf, where did this come from?! I comment it on a clan, which immediately erupts with cries of "PUT IT IN THE MEGALITH!!!" Which I admit, I consider for about 3 seconds.

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It is a one-handed weapon.
It has a Great Rune of the Vernal Knight attached to it (#166215).
It has a Great Rune of the Cosmic Champion attached to it (#168423).
It has a Great Rune of the Jagged Lightning attached to it (#164713).
It has a Great Rune of Bleeding attached to it (#236923).


Foiled! >_> Not that I would have done it. Killing a pet is one thing, destroying a weapon is another. I'd go punch a baby if that happened to me. tongue.gif
Vadi2011-03-06 01:31:42
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17:38:00.388 With a slow, jerking dance, Mnemosyne points at you and lowers her arms, and you feel the
17:38:00.388 world about you slow.
17:38:00.396 (x) 5786h, 6599m|99%, 100e%, 6p, 98w%, 99e% (dbk)-(sip quicksilver)
17:38:00.469 Patchou the Moon Cat arches her back and hisses at you, causing your mental strength to
17:38:00.469 suddenly drain.
17:38:00.473 (x) 5786h, 6290m|95%, 100e%, 6p, 97w%, 99e% (dbk)-
17:38:00.550 You take a drink from a beryl vial.
17:38:00.557 (x) 5786h, 6290m|95%, 100e%, 6p, 97w%, 99e% (dbk)-
17:38:00.776 With a slow, jerking dance, Kreon points at you and lowers his arms, and you feel the
17:38:00.776 world about you slow.
17:38:00.782 Suddenly your movements through the time stream are slowed.
17:38:00.787 (a)
17:38:00.787 (m&m): Slow curing mode enabled.
17:38:00.787 (x) 5786h, 6290m|95%, 100e%, 6p, 97w%, 99e% (dbk)-(sip phlegmatic)
17:38:00.896 You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.
17:38:00.901 You move sluggishly into action.
17:38:00.906 (a) (x) 5786h, 6290m|95%, 100e%, 6p, 97w%, 99e% (dbk)-
17:38:00.978 With a slow, jerking dance, Sondayga points at you and lowers his arms, and you feel the
17:38:00.978 world about you slow.
17:38:00.985 Suddenly your movements through the time stream are slowed.
17:38:00.991 (a) (x) 5786h, 6290m|95%, 100e%, 6p, 97w%, 99e% (dbk)-


Whoa.
Razenth2011-03-06 01:37:12
Man, they really have got to work on their coordination. Three wanings? NOT NECESSARY.
Ilyssa2011-03-06 01:57:06
QUOTE (Vadi @ Mar 5 2011, 09:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Whoa.

Haven't you posted this before? confused.gif
Unknown2011-03-06 01:58:00
It's not really that funny...
Ilyssa2011-03-06 01:59:22
QUOTE (Kialkarkea @ Mar 5 2011, 09:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It's not really that funny...

BUT IT CAN START A FLAME WAR. QUICK TO TWEETS.
Kaia2011-03-06 02:05:39
QUOTE
Talan puts a mutilated leg into the Master Ravenwood Tree.
A mutilated leg vanishes within the shadows of the gaping knothole in the trunk of the Master
Ravenwood Tree.

You tell Talan Ysav'rai, "If you needed a leg up, you should
have just asked."

You tell Talan Ysav'rai, "Hee hee."

Talan tells you, "Stop trying to use me to make yourself
femur superior!"

Talan tells you, "I was knee high in random crap in my
inventory."

Talan tells you, "I'm sorry, I know you have an ankles job, I
didn't mean to be rude."

Talan tells you, "Tibianest, I could do this all day."

You tell Talan Ysav'rai, "Well fine."

Talan tells you, "Just so."

You tell Talan Ysav'rai, "I am so defeated."

You tell Talan Ysav'rai, "Patella. I hope you're happy."

Talan tells you, "Patella patata."
Unknown2011-03-06 04:52:34
Now those are awesome puns.
Unknown2011-03-06 04:54:13
QUOTE (Xikue @ Mar 5 2011, 11:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Now those are awesome puns.

I don't know, they kind of ankled me. Rankled, it means to irritate. Eesh.
Vadi2011-03-06 16:01:17
QUOTE (Kialkarkea @ Mar 5 2011, 08:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It's not really that funny...


I haven't posted it before. I found it funny, but I do realize that not everyone has progressed beyond the one-button stage of combat :|
Rivius2011-03-06 22:07:57
QUOTE (Vadi @ Mar 6 2011, 12:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I haven't posted it before. I found it funny, but I do realize that not everyone has progressed beyond the one-button stage of combat :|


:/ very few classes are anything but "one-button" in group fights... And aeoning someone is one of the best ways a moondancer wiccan can hinder a target :/

Not to mention, Kreon hasn't been a wiccan for terribly long but does a great job, Mnemosyne isn't even really a combantant, but still puts herself out there and does beautifully, and Sondayga is in my opinion, the best wiccan in the game.

Unless I misunderstand what you mean there.