Quotes 7

by Arix

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Reiha2011-03-06 22:19:47
You tell Brother Veyrzhul Val'Andra, "I'm going to die."

You tell Brother Veyrzhul Val'Andra, "Take me hunting later."

Veyrzhul tells you, "You're the most beautiful and slim seacow I've ever seen!

You tell Brother Veyrzhul Val'Andra, "WHAT THE :censor: DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ME
DYING.

Veyrzhul tells you, "I thought it might make it more comfortable for you."
Unknown2011-03-07 03:23:05
On the topic of free spirits:

(Ship): Lorina says, "Free like the river that runs through the mountains. Free like the raindrops that dance upon the canopy. Free like the tsunami that kills your grandma on her beach front house."
Unknown2011-03-07 11:26:07
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--- Area 66: The Skarch Desert ---- v4716 ---




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--- a dried riverbed ------------- -6:7:0 ---
A dried riverbed.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. There are 2 gila lizards here.
You see exits leading north, east, southwest, and northwest.
3469h, 4254m, 4818e, 10p, 14456en, 19020w ex-


A gila lizard slithers in from the southwest.
3469h, 4254m, 4818e, 10p, 14460en, 19020w ex-

forecast
You feel the temperature around you to be about 119 F. The howling wind makes it difficult to hear. The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth.
3469h, 4254m, 4818e, 10p, 14460en, 19020w ex-

Grand Junction. (road).
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. Attached to a wooden post here is a large metal bell. A milestone juts up from the ground here.
You see exits leading east, south, west (open door), and northwest.
3469h, 4254m, 4818e, 9p, 14460en, 19020w ex-

forecast
You feel the temperature around you to be about 117 F. The howling wind makes it difficult to hear. The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth.
3469h, 4254m, 4818e, 10p, 14460en, 19020w ex-


Something's not right here..
Lendren2011-03-07 11:38:36
Weather has been wonky in a lot of places since the recent event, with wind drowning out people's voices at places previously protected from weather or not subject to weather that bad. I have a couple of bug reports in.
Ilyarin2011-03-07 12:19:25
Maybe this event is a precursor to them re-coding the whole weather system. wink.gif
Dynami2011-03-07 19:42:51
QUOTE (Ilyarin @ Mar 7 2011, 07:19 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Maybe this event is a precursor to them re-coding the whole weather system. wink.gif

Followed by a complete overhaul of Arts, right? laugh.gif
Kiradawea2011-03-07 20:27:57
What's wrong with Arts?
Malicia2011-03-07 20:56:17
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(Sacred Blade): Trakis (from the Aetherways) says, "Lady Terentia, Goddess of my heart - will You give me Your permission to join with Your voice in matrimony? The angels will weep in joy on our wedding day."

(Sacred Blade): Terentia says, "I suppose."

(Sacred Blade): Terentia says, "If you hurt her, I will kill you."

(Sacred Blade): You say, "We should hire Trakis for town crier."

(Sacred Blade): Trakis (from the Aetherways) says, "What if she destroys my fragile sense of self-worth?"

(Sacred Blade): You say, "Such expression."

(Sacred Blade): Terentia says, "I'll make Malicia repair it."

(Sacred Blade): Trakis (from the Aetherways) says, "Or uses me for my gene seed."

(Sacred Blade): Terentia says, "That's acceptable, and like most men, you'd enjoy it."

(Sacred Blade): Trakis (from the Aetherways) says, "Then I can't wait to pump her full of it, then. My devotion and sage advice, that is."

(Sacred Blade): Catarin (from the Aetherways) says, "Uh huh."

(Sacred Blade): Catarin (from the Aetherways) says, "Why do I get the feeling you will be spending a fair portion of time on a couch somewhere."

(Sacred Blade): Trakis (from the Aetherways) says, "I don't know, I'm getting a very different feeling."

Wow Trakis... rofl.
Unknown2011-03-07 22:05:13
Uhh...
Unknown2011-03-07 22:53:49
(Celest): Velsi says, "Reply be safe! Orcs aren't spanking my bum anymore, by the way."
Dynami2011-03-08 01:19:06
QUOTE (Kiradawea @ Mar 7 2011, 03:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
What's wrong with Arts?

...it was a joke mellow.gif
Neos2011-03-08 05:28:17
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(Team Awesome): Viynain (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Zomg an Amavan."

Because I don't quote Viynain's hilarity enough.
yendos2011-03-08 05:57:52
QUOTE (AquaNeos @ Mar 8 2011, 12:28 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Because I don't quote Viynain's hilarity enough.


If only Viynain's excitement didn't lead to death tongue.gif
Lilia2011-03-08 07:27:35
A sense of damnation overcomes you as Pestilence, the Hound of Nil enters from the down.
4066h, 5940m, 5658e, 10p, 17790en, 27660w exk-
Prav nods his head emphatically.
4066h, 5940m, 5658e, 10p, 17790en, 27660w exk-
Sohei Malarious, of the Quietus says, "Surprise back stab raid!"
4066h, 5940m, 5658e, 10p, 17790en, 27660w exk-
Malarious pounces on Prav, sending Prav rolling head over heels with him.
4066h, 5940m, 5658e, 10p, 17790en, 27660w exk-
Prav utters a deep, rumbling laugh.
4066h, 5940m, 5658e, 10p, 17790en, 27660w exk-laugh
You give a trillingly melodic laugh.
4066h, 5940m, 5658e, 10p, 17790en, 27660w exk-
Llesvelt2011-03-08 07:33:53
QUOTE (Lilia @ Mar 8 2011, 08:27 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
A sense of damnation overcomes you as Pestilence, the Hound of Nil enters from the down.
4066h, 5940m, 5658e, 10p, 17790en, 27660w exk-
Prav nods his head emphatically.
4066h, 5940m, 5658e, 10p, 17790en, 27660w exk-
Sohei Malarious, of the Quietus says, "Surprise back stab raid!"
4066h, 5940m, 5658e, 10p, 17790en, 27660w exk-
Malarious pounces on Prav, sending Prav rolling head over heels with him.
4066h, 5940m, 5658e, 10p, 17790en, 27660w exk-
Prav utters a deep, rumbling laugh.
4066h, 5940m, 5658e, 10p, 17790en, 27660w exk-laugh
You give a trillingly melodic laugh.
4066h, 5940m, 5658e, 10p, 17790en, 27660w exk-


?!
Xiel2011-03-08 08:36:58
QUOTE (AquaNeos @ Mar 7 2011, 09:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Because I don't quote Viynain's hilarity enough.


Nothing wrong with being excitable. sad.gif
Unknown2011-03-08 08:43:43
QUOTE (Lilia @ Mar 8 2011, 03:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
A sense of damnation overcomes you as Pestilence, the Hound of Nil enters from the down.
4066h, 5940m, 5658e, 10p, 17790en, 27660w exk-
Prav nods his head emphatically.
4066h, 5940m, 5658e, 10p, 17790en, 27660w exk-
Sohei Malarious, of the Quietus says, "Surprise back stab raid!"
4066h, 5940m, 5658e, 10p, 17790en, 27660w exk-
Malarious pounces on Prav, sending Prav rolling head over heels with him.
4066h, 5940m, 5658e, 10p, 17790en, 27660w exk-
Prav utters a deep, rumbling laugh.
4066h, 5940m, 5658e, 10p, 17790en, 27660w exk-laugh
You give a trillingly melodic laugh.
4066h, 5940m, 5658e, 10p, 17790en, 27660w exk-

ohmy.gif They're snugglies at heart!
Rivius2011-03-08 09:12:16
QUOTE (Lilia @ Mar 8 2011, 03:27 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
A sense of damnation overcomes you as Pestilence, the Hound of Nil enters from the down.
4066h, 5940m, 5658e, 10p, 17790en, 27660w exk-
Prav nods his head emphatically.
4066h, 5940m, 5658e, 10p, 17790en, 27660w exk-
Sohei Malarious, of the Quietus says, "Surprise back stab raid!"
4066h, 5940m, 5658e, 10p, 17790en, 27660w exk-
Malarious pounces on Prav, sending Prav rolling head over heels with him.
4066h, 5940m, 5658e, 10p, 17790en, 27660w exk-
Prav utters a deep, rumbling laugh.
4066h, 5940m, 5658e, 10p, 17790en, 27660w exk-laugh
You give a trillingly melodic laugh.
4066h, 5940m, 5658e, 10p, 17790en, 27660w exk-

Reading this is just unreal.
Aerotan2011-03-08 10:48:29
I sense a great disturbance in the aethers...as if a thousand angels pointed as one, and laughed. tongue.gif
Arix2011-03-08 11:02:45
And then they went back to dancing on the head of a pin, as angels tend to do