Quotes 7

by Arix

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Neos2011-03-10 02:43:07
QUOTE (Kiradawea @ Mar 9 2011, 09:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You wouldn't kill someone anyway. *ba dum tish*

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My kills list says otherwise, but let's go with yours anyways.
Unknown2011-03-10 03:13:58
QUOTE (Kiradawea @ Mar 9 2011, 09:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You wouldn't kill someone anyway. *ba dum tish*

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Fix'd
Unknown2011-03-10 05:07:52
I find this funny biggrin.gif

Pectus Deaths
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Deaths Killer Time
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2 Lyreth 2011/03/01 04:12:39
2 Fillin 2010/10/21 07:52:33
1 Pectus 2010/05/31 05:57:40
1 Inagin 2010/05/31 05:55:33
3 Eventru 2010/04/18 08:16:21
1 Celina 2009/12/26 21:40:56
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Player Deaths: 10
Unknown2011-03-10 05:39:29
Lorina's eyes fill with battle rage as she screams out, "Shamalama ding-dong!"

Rubbing her hands together until they glow with sparkling energy, Lorina places her hands in the air against an invisible surface. A dull throbbing vibration fills the air.

You roll on the floor, laughing.
Arix2011-03-10 06:50:18
Such a grievous insult to the great Silvestri
Neos2011-03-10 17:19:32
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Your mind wanders momentarily as you imagine yourself taking greater leadership of the
Aquamancers and rallying the guild against the Taint.
Lehki2011-03-10 17:26:52
You clearly aren't doing a very good job as GA then, if you daydream about being a better leader.
Neos2011-03-10 17:38:26
QUOTE (Lehki @ Mar 10 2011, 12:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You clearly aren't doing a very good job as GA then, if you daydream about being a better leader.

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Lendren2011-03-10 17:55:01
Maybe it's trying to tell you something about your current political state. wink.gif
Unknown2011-03-11 17:47:55
(College): You say, "Have you read CGHELP WELCOME and CGHELP GEOMANCERS to get started?"
(College): Kie says, "To be honest i don't like to read..."

/that expains why he plays text based games/


(College): You say, "Erm, it will help you - a lot -."

(College): Kie says, "Idoubt it theres anythingthat important in either one. I'm sure it'sjust thesame old boring stuff."
(College): Kie says, "Yknowwelcometo the geomancers, read these guild files, do these quests, meet these denizens, learn these skills. that type a stuff."

<>: Cauthorn says, "Good luck with that one."

Unknown2011-03-11 17:58:09
This is the point where you just tell them "Good luck!" and wash your hands of it.
Neos2011-03-11 18:00:25
QUOTE (Nakarel @ Mar 11 2011, 12:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(College): You say, "Have you read CGHELP WELCOME and CGHELP GEOMANCERS to get started?"
(College): Kie says, "To be honest i don't like to read..."

/that expains why he plays text based games/


(College): You say, "Erm, it will help you - a lot -."

(College): Kie says, "Idoubt it theres anythingthat important in either one. I'm sure it'sjust thesame old boring stuff."
(College): Kie says, "Yknowwelcometo the geomancers, read these guild files, do these quests, meet these denizens, learn these skills. that type a stuff."

<>: Cauthorn says, "Good luck with that one."

This is the point where you throw them out the airlock. Barring that, do what Iytha said.
Kid needs to learn to put spaces between his words.
Ssaliss2011-03-11 19:01:24
This quote is best accompanied with emoticons...

Rowena Nightshade exclaims, "Excellent! The Dark Council is gathered and Crow is ready to be reborn. Now all we need is a sacrifice. Ssaliss! Go get an infant to sacrifice so we may begin. Quickly now!"

You drop a crying baby.
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Rowena Nightshade exclaims, "Let us commence!"

Celina suddenly scoops up a crying baby.
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Shadows flock to Rowena Nightshade, swathing her with darkness. Suddenly, the darkness seeps into the ground, taking along Rowena Nightshade.
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Neos2011-03-11 19:05:46
QUOTE (Ssaliss @ Mar 11 2011, 02:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
This quote is best accompanied with emoticons...

Rowena Nightshade exclaims, "Excellent! The Dark Council is gathered and Crow is ready to be reborn. Now all we need is a sacrifice. Ssaliss! Go get an infant to sacrifice so we may begin. Quickly now!"

You drop a crying baby.
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Rowena Nightshade exclaims, "Let us commence!"

Celina suddenly scoops up a crying baby.
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Shadows flock to Rowena Nightshade, swathing her with darkness. Suddenly, the darkness seeps into the ground, taking along Rowena Nightshade.
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Unknown2011-03-11 19:11:33
5th is always botched. It's tradition.
Unknown2011-03-11 20:03:39
Malicia2011-03-11 23:36:59
How envoy suggestions are born:
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(House Aurendil): Nydekion (from the Aetherways) says, "If monk instas were replaced with behead, they'd cry."

(House Aurendil): Veyrzhul (from the Aetherways) says, "Beheading is easier than pulling a crunch, I'd think. Except against knights."

(House Aurendil): You say, "Please, I've met robe wearers that seem tankier than knights and with lovely passives that hinder me, on top of other defenses."

(House Aurendil): Nydekion (from the Aetherways) says, "Dunno about that."

(House Aurendil): You say, "I doubt that very much."

(House Aurendil): Nydekion (from the Aetherways) says, "Execute is sure but behead?"

(House Aurendil): Asmodea says, "I think I want to change harrow."

(House Aurendil): You say, "And you also have to consider the weapon investment to even get the kind of wounds needed for 'easier' instas."

(House Aurendil): You say, "Monks don't have that issue."

(House Aurendil): Veyrzhul (from the Aetherways) says, "Monks use weapons, too."

(House Aurendil): Veyrzhul (from the Aetherways) says, "No wounding runes."

(House Aurendil): Nydekion (from the Aetherways) says, "There's a few cantor songs I want to change now, but the premise is interesting."

(House Aurendil): You say, "They're not required."

(House Aurendil): You say, "Monks don't need runes in the same way warriors do."

(House Aurendil): Veyrzhul (from the Aetherways) says, "Not as much, but it helps."

(House Aurendil): You say, "But of course they help, why wouldn't it."

(House Aurendil): You say, "Buff warriors."

(House Aurendil): You say, ":)"

(House Aurendil): Nydekion (from the Aetherways) says, "There's reports up to buff BC."

(House Aurendil): Asmodea says, "You're buff enough."

(House Aurendil): You say, "BUFF WARRIORS."

(House Aurendil): Asmodea says, "You're buff enough."

(House Aurendil): You say, "*gag Asmo and puts her in closet*."

(House Aurendil): Asmodea says, "You're buff enough."

(House Aurendil): Asmodea says, "You're buff enough."

(House Aurendil): Asmodea says, "You're buff enough."

(House Aurendil): Asmodea says, "You're buff enough."

(House Aurendil): Asmodea says, "You're buff enough."

(House Aurendil): You say, "You're in the closet, can't hear you."

(House Aurendil): Asmodea says, "You're buff enough."

(House Aurendil): Nydekion (from the Aetherways) says, "Heh."

(House Aurendil): Asmodea says, "You're buff enough."

(House Aurendil): Asmodea says, "You're buff enough."

(House Aurendil): Asmodea says, "You're buff enough."

(House Aurendil): Asmodea says, "You're buff enough."

(House Aurendil): Asmodea says, "You're buff enough."

(House Aurendil): Asmodea says, "You're buff enough."

(House Aurendil): Asmodea says, "You're buff enough."

(House Aurendil): Asmodea says, "You're buff enough."

(House Aurendil): Asmodea says, "You're buff enough."

(House Aurendil): Asmodea says, "You're buff enough."

(House Aurendil): Asmodea says, "You're buff enough."

(House Aurendil): Sipelus (from the Aetherways) says, "Wtf Nyde."

(House Aurendil): You say, "Rofl."

(House Aurendil): Nydekion (from the Aetherways) says, "Okay, shut up."

(House Aurendil): Asmodea says, "Heh."

(House Aurendil): Sipelus (from the Aetherways) says, "I go away for 10 minutes and you conjure walls of text."
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Rivius2011-03-12 02:53:02
Rika taps her cards and is dealt an eight of Hearts, for a total of 21.
Rika stands on her 21.
Luckie Cloverleaf flips over her hole card, showing a seven of Clubs for a total of 14.
She deals herself a seven of Clubs, for a total of 21. She stands.


Rika Talnara says, "Cheater."


Opening her mouth wide, Kyair gapes in wonder.


Hoaracle glares angrily at Luckie Cloverleaf.
Finger extended, Luckie Cloverleaf pokes Hoaracle.


Luckie Cloverleaf says, "Place your bets! Place your bets!"


Hoaracle leaves the blackjack table.


Rika bets 50000 gold sovereigns.


Luckie Cloverleaf says, "No more bets."
Luckie Cloverleaf deals Rika a Jack of Hearts and a three of Spades.
She deals herself two cards. The up card is a Queen of Diamonds.


Rika doubles-down, and Luckie Cloverleaf deals her a seven of Hearts, for a total of 20.
Luckie Cloverleaf flips over her hole card, showing a four of Clubs for a total of 14.
She deals herself a three of Spades, for a total of 17. She stands.
Rika has won 100000 gold sovereigns!


Rika leaves the blackjack table.


Rika Talnara says, "Yay."


Luckie Cloverleaf begins to deal a game of solitaire on the ground.


With a flick of His wrist, Hoaracle, the Forest Dreamer flings Luckie Cloverleaf into the aether.
Unknown2011-03-12 04:16:09
QUOTE (Rivius @ Mar 11 2011, 09:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Rika taps her cards and is dealt an eight of Hearts, for a total of 21.
Rika stands on her 21.
Luckie Cloverleaf flips over her hole card, showing a seven of Clubs for a total of 14.
She deals herself a seven of Clubs, for a total of 21. She stands.


Rika Talnara says, "Cheater."


Opening her mouth wide, Kyair gapes in wonder.


Hoaracle glares angrily at Luckie Cloverleaf.
Finger extended, Luckie Cloverleaf pokes Hoaracle.


Luckie Cloverleaf says, "Place your bets! Place your bets!"


Hoaracle leaves the blackjack table.


Rika bets 50000 gold sovereigns.


Luckie Cloverleaf says, "No more bets."
Luckie Cloverleaf deals Rika a Jack of Hearts and a three of Spades.
She deals herself two cards. The up card is a Queen of Diamonds.


Rika doubles-down, and Luckie Cloverleaf deals her a seven of Hearts, for a total of 20.
Luckie Cloverleaf flips over her hole card, showing a four of Clubs for a total of 14.
She deals herself a three of Spades, for a total of 17. She stands.
Rika has won 100000 gold sovereigns!


Rika leaves the blackjack table.


Rika Talnara says, "Yay."


Luckie Cloverleaf begins to deal a game of solitaire on the ground.


With a flick of His wrist, Hoaracle, the Forest Dreamer flings Luckie Cloverleaf into the aether.

That's what she gets for using unlaminated sharp-corner cards.
Lyora2011-03-12 07:15:29
Full event is quite long, but after giving Iriki some chicken....

Iriki, an immaculate black leopard says to Siam, "She is now my favorite mortal. It was nice knowing
you, Siam."

Your eyes sparkle with amusement.

Siam gives a horrified gasp.

You beam broadly.

Iriki, an immaculate black leopard turns away from Siam to sit next to Lyora.

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