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Ileein2011-03-12 14:37:10
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cwho
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Citizen Rank Position CT
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Ileein Alderman City Minister On
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Currently, there is 1 Citizen on this Plane and 0 on other Planes.


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Unknown2011-03-12 15:36:53
QUOTE (Ileein @ Mar 12 2011, 09:37 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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The time is now. Set your plans into motion with none to resist!
Llesvelt2011-03-12 15:54:57
QUOTE (Kialkarkea @ Mar 12 2011, 04:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The time is now. Set your plans into motion with none to resist!


Ileein already secretly controls the city.
Unknown2011-03-12 15:58:59
QUOTE (Llesvelt @ Mar 12 2011, 10:54 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ileein already secretly controls the city.

He'll need to deal with Aicuthi though. Prosthetic Arm? That's just ASKING to get Oceloted.
Llesvelt2011-03-12 16:00:38
QUOTE (Kialkarkea @ Mar 12 2011, 04:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
He'll need to deal with Aicuthi though. Prosthetic Arm? That's just ASKING to get Oceloted.


He made her, he can destroy her.

Arm, that is.
Unknown2011-03-12 16:02:56
QUOTE (Llesvelt @ Mar 12 2011, 11:00 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
He made her, he can destroy her.

Arm, that is.

Oh dear, now you've just invoked the oldest trope in the robotic book. Creators cannot destroy their creations, attempts to do so always result in failure and have grave consequences.
Llesvelt2011-03-12 16:04:15
QUOTE (Kialkarkea @ Mar 12 2011, 05:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Oh dear, now you've just invoked the oldest trope in the robotic book. Creators cannot destroy their creations, attempts to do so always result in failure and have grave consequences.


He will obviously subvert it, we are living in the age of subversions.
Unknown2011-03-12 16:07:32
QUOTE (Llesvelt @ Mar 12 2011, 11:04 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
He will obviously subvert it, we are living in the age of subversions.

Ahh, but then you invoke the trope of Handicapped Bad :censors:s
Mnemosyne2011-03-12 16:33:37
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You press down upon the elevator pad and a crisp voice asks, "What is your destination?"
You say, "3."
A crisp voice states, "Doors closing."
The doors on the elevator begin to slowly close.
The metal doors on the elevator cage swing shut, and you are locked inside.
The elevator jolts suddenly and begins its descent, chains groaning overhead.
You plummet past the main wards, careening downwards through the pitch darkness at an alarming
rate as the patients' screams echo behind you.
Elora has been beaten to a pulp by a large elevator.
You see the death occur at standing on a metal grate.
Zygot has been crushed to death by a large elevator.
You see the death occur at standing on a metal grate.
The elevator jolts suddenly and comes to a stop, sending you stumbling forwards to maintain balance.


Oh oops, my bad. Then a short while later...

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A wide passage littered with guts.
The walls of this passage are roughly hewn, with little attention paid to detail and hygiene. The
rusty-brown surface is bare and jagged, with small protrusions of stone sticking out in places.
Long scars rend the hallways, where knives or weapons have been sharpened against their hard
surfaces. All manner of entrails lie discarded throughout the passage, small twists of intestines
wrapped up in a coil and abandoned to one side whilst other vital organs are scattered similarly.
A large metal lever rises out of the ground here beside the elevator door.
You see exits leading east and west.
6001h (100%), 7200m (100%), 8640e (100%), 10p, 21896e, 27900 w
An intersection beneath a massive vertical tunnel.
A large square of metal grating covers the floor of this wide intersection beteen four
orthogonally-aligned corridors. Beneath the grate, a large but primitive mechanism is visible,
and the chains that hang loosely at the walls are pulled in and wrapped around a series of cogs.
Above, a vast tunnel pierces the mountain until there is nothing but blackness visible. The
hustle and bustle of the asylum staff fills the air here, alongside the screams of men and women
being violently tortured.
You see exits leading north, east, south, and west.
6001h (100%), 7200m (100%), 8640e (100%), 10p, 21894e, 27900
The whistling of the wind overhead becomes unbearable and you have mere moments to comprehend
your fate. A large elevator comes down upon your head with tremendous force, shattering your
skeleton into a thousand pieces and crushing you into a pulp.
You have been slain by a large elevator.
0h (0%), 7200m (100%), 8640e (100%), 10p, 21894e, 27900w(-6001 Health)


Karma at its best biggrin.gif
Nihmriel2011-03-12 16:47:45
QUOTE (Ileein @ Mar 12 2011, 02:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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Mm. Seems like most of Hallifax went on holiday at the same time.

Including me, of course.
Lehki2011-03-12 21:50:43
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Professor Pruxi Inseira says, "He told me to shove something up my censor.gif after I killed him in his demesne a few times."

Professor Pruxi Inseira says, "That's what husbands are for, anyway."

You stare blankly into space.

Pruxi hides a grin behind his hand.

Slightly edited so it's less obvious who "He" was, but mostly because it slipped out of my buffer and I re-typed it.
Ircria2011-03-12 23:25:22
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(Serenwilde): Lilian (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I had to heartstop out of the tent in the arena."

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Participant Health Mana Ego Location
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Scax 4452/4452 5404/5484 4908/4908 dark dead end
Haiden 4172/4172 5103/5214 6306/6033 at the top of a staircase
Lehki 5571/5571 5704/5754 5451/5451 at the top of a staircase
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Members left: Red: 1 Orange: 2 Yellow: 2

(Serenwilde): Lehki (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Lilian you broke the arena by going inside that tent."

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Members left: Orange: 2


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(): says, "Don't put up tents in teh arena, please."
Diamondais2011-03-12 23:53:24
Damn it Serenwilde, don't you know how hard it was to get rid of the phantom the first bloody time. angry.gif
Shiri2011-03-13 05:08:08
So THAT was what caused Elryn to get stuck in there for ages that one time?
Ilyarin2011-03-13 09:57:29
QUOTE (Mnemosyne @ Mar 12 2011, 04:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Oh oops, my bad. Then a short while later...



Karma at its best biggrin.gif



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Like! wub.gif
Ryboi2011-03-13 13:55:37
QUOTE (Mnemosyne @ Mar 12 2011, 04:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Oh oops, my bad. Then a short while later...



Karma at its best biggrin.gif


I know it's late but this is what I had!!

Elora has been beaten to a pulp by a large elevator.
You see the death occur at standing on a metal grate.
Zygot has been crushed to death by a large elevator.
You see the death occur at standing on a metal grate.

Zygot tells you, "Rez plz?"

You tell Squire Zygot Udia, Ward of Sipelus, "Trying."

A nice long run to the Asylum

The elevator jolts very abruptly to a stop and your knees buckle, sending you sprawling.
You lose purchase on a black, friendly pony with tattered wings.
Mnemosyne has been beaten to a pulp by a large elevator.
You see the death occur at an intersection beneath a massive vertical tunnel.
A crisp voice states, "You have arrived at the staff facilities."

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(CLAN): Mnemosyne says, "Elevator wars: Celest vs. Serenwilde."


CELEST SHALL WIN!!!! pissed.gif
Ryboi2011-03-13 15:19:57
While trying to Induct Lilian and Sondayga into my clan I end up doing this...

READLOG BRIGADE

2011/03/13 14:00:47 - Ryboi has asked Lilian to join the clan of The Dawn Brigade
2011/03/13 14:00:51 - Lilian has joined the clan of The Dawn Brigade.
2011/03/13 14:01:27 - Lilian has quit the clan of The Dawn Brigade.
2011/03/13 15:12:34 - Ryboi has asked Sondayga to join the clan of The Dawn Brigade

blackeye.gif 2 epic fails in one two hours... not good cry.gif
Neos2011-03-13 17:53:10
QUOTE (Ryboi @ Mar 13 2011, 10:19 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
While trying to Induct Lilian and Sondayga into my clan I end up doing this...

READLOG BRIGADE

2011/03/13 14:00:47 - Ryboi has asked Lilian to join the clan of The Dawn Brigade
2011/03/13 14:00:51 - Lilian has joined the clan of The Dawn Brigade.
2011/03/13 14:01:27 - Lilian has quit the clan of The Dawn Brigade.
2011/03/13 15:12:34 - Ryboi has asked Sondayga to join the clan of The Dawn Brigade

blackeye.gif 2 epic fails in one two hours... not good cry.gif

I'm taking away your privs.
Ryboi2011-03-13 19:30:44
QUOTE (AquaNeos @ Mar 13 2011, 05:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'm taking away your privs.


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Unknown2011-03-13 22:07:40
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Eritheyl beams broadly at Arco, the Hound of Papaxi.
Arco, the Hound of Papaxi sniffs at Eritheyl for a moment, a bothered look on his face.

Eritheyl stares implacably at Arco, the Hound of Papaxi.
Arco, the Hound of Papaxi sniffs at Eritheyl for a moment, a bothered look on his face.

Xiran giggles at Eritheyl's expression.

Eritheyl leans on an elfen guard seeking consolation.
An elfen guard says, "Ah, trees, fresh air, beautiful women, and my great looks... where could be better than Serenwilde?"