Quotes 7

by Arix

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Ssaliss2011-03-13 22:42:42
And people wonder where Seren got that rumor about being snuggly...
Lehki2011-03-13 23:14:24
QUOTE (Ssaliss @ Mar 13 2011, 06:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
And people wonder where Seren got that rumor about being snuggly...

No body actually wonders about where.
Unknown2011-03-13 23:14:32
With the general size and shape of a clenched fist, the chocolate heart is a startling shade of crimson. Its surface has been carved in exquisite detail, from surface sulci that indicate individual chambers to the branching trail of coronary blood vessels that web the outside of the organ. At the top of the heart, the great vessels have been fashioned delicately out of soft white chocolate, the aorta and the pulmonary trunk spiralling against one another gracefully. A gaze down the great vessels show the arteries slick with sticky red caramel, the view ending at the shapely semi-lunar valves that close off the hollow interior of the chocolate heart.
It has 10 months of usefulness left.
It weighs 10 ounce(s).

As you bite into the crimson chocolate heart, the walls of its hollow chambers crumble delightfully under your teeth, treating your tongue to a variety of rich chocolate tastes, from white to milk to dark chocolate, even as more portions of the carefully fashioned candy heart are revealed beneath your bite. Working through each exquisite heart chamber, you finally finish the confection, delighted in taste and enlightened in body.
You have received a major health blessing!
Rivius2011-03-13 23:15:10
Kreon Zayah, Adherent of the Crone says, "We're being kittynapped!"



Finger extended, Vermilla pokes you.



Kreon suddenly scoops up a lump of raw coal.



Penitent Razenth Zayah says, "I think he's broken."



Sohei Vermilla Zayah, of the Despondent Faith says to Razenth, "Grab him?"



Penitent Razenth Zayah says, "We'll bring him along anyways."



Finger extended, Kreon pokes you.


Razenth nods his head sagely.


Razenth softly chants into your ear, and you are magnetically pulled towards him.


And so I was kidnapped into aetherspace.

Eritheyl2011-03-13 23:17:04
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Lendren Starfall says to you, "You forgot that druids are made of soggy pasta, right?"

(Hartstone): You say, "Lehkiii, Lendren said druids are made of soggy pasta! Tell me it isn't true?"

(Hartstone): Lehki says, "Um."

(Hartstone): Lehki says, "No that sounds fairly accurate."
Ircria2011-03-14 01:09:43
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(Something Monkish): Malarious says, "Think I see the issue."

(Something Monkish): You say, "I haven't bought artis, and therefore my point is invalid?"

(Something Monkish): Malarious says, "Lol."

(Something Monkish): Malarious says, "Naturally."
Unknown2011-03-14 09:11:56
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Supreme Black Chef Most High Sotsepmet Koicei, the Cultural Cabalist forms the evil finger pyramid of contemplation with his hands.

Mountain Maker Jinto Dawneye tries to emulate Sotsepmet with his paws but does not pull off very much evil.

Supreme Black Chef Most High Sotsepmet Koicei, the Cultural Cabalist says to Jinto, "No, no, you need more malice in your eye."

Supreme Black Chef Most High Sotsepmet Koicei, the Cultural Cabalist says to Jinto, "Better, better. Now frown. A bit more..."
Lehki2011-03-15 00:19:29
My new custom beast responds to Hartstone members entering the room. I had a novice leading me to the guildhall for guild advancements with him following me.
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You say, "To the grove!"

You point off into the wild blue yonder.

You follow Dedicant Elysia, Hart's Praise north to a shaded woodland.
Uabhar's head perk up as Elysia enters from the south, and he affectionately nudges her with his snout.


You follow Dedicant Elysia, Hart's Praise northwest to carpet of ivy.
Uabhar's head perk up as Elysia enters from the southeast, and he affectionately nudges her with his snout.


You stare blankly into space.

Elysia points boldly towards the horizon and declares in a proud tone, "Onward!"

You follow Dedicant Elysia, Hart's Praise northeast to field of flowers.
Uabhar's head perk up as Elysia enters from the southwest, and he affectionately nudges her with his snout. (x20)

You give Uabhar the once-over, eyeing him suspiciously.

You follow Dedicant Elysia, Hart's Praise southwest to Chamber of the Before-time.
Uabhar's head perk up as Elysia enters from the northeast, and he affectionately nudges her with his snout. (xSome more times)

You say to Uabhar, "Stop that."
Ilyssa2011-03-15 00:25:36
QUOTE (Lehki @ Mar 14 2011, 08:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
My new custom beast responds to Hartstone members entering the room. I had a novice leading me to the guildhall for guild advancements with him following me.

He should be doing it twice. Once for the novice and once for you.
Unknown2011-03-15 00:29:39
(Market): Dahnrio says, "Geeking smithy."
(Market): Dahnrio says, "Er...seeking rather."

Dunno.....made me smile, at least.
Lehki2011-03-15 00:33:45
QUOTE (Ilyssa @ Mar 14 2011, 08:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
He should be doing it twice. Once for the novice and once for you.

It has to do with the weird way ents following works I think. Have you had somebody with ents following you? You'll see them in the room when you enter.
Neos2011-03-15 01:13:03
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(Disciples of Klangratch): Lehki says, "Magic rune?"
(Disciples of Klangratch): Lehki says, "Miss."
(Disciples of Klangratch): Lehki says, "Magic rune?"
(Disciples of Klangratch): Lehki says, "..."

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(Disciples of Klangratch): Estwald (from the Aetherways) says, "I start shaking any time I'm in the same room with enemies."
(Disciples of Klangratch): Estwald (from the Aetherways) says, "No, not with fear."
(Disciples of Klangratch): Estwald (from the Aetherways) says, "I shake with power."
Aerotan2011-03-15 15:37:07
As near as I can tell, the order is: your entourage's entourage enters the room, you get the description, then your entourage enters the room, then you. This also helps explain why it is that mobs always attack the first guy to follow the leader if they're aggressive.I wanna test it one day to see the order for the following chain: You
Lehki2011-03-16 01:18:31
Your entourage enters after you, or you'd see them too I think. Even if you're following somebody and your entourage entered before that guy did and you after him. @_@

Or maybe we just have no idea how the code actually handles it.
Unknown2011-03-16 21:18:23
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An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal slams a metal flail down upon Sidd's head, nearly knocking him unconscious.
Sidd stumbles as an Ur'Guard Grand Marshal smites him hard in the face with a swing of her flail.
Sidd stumbles as an Ur'Guard Grand Marshal smites him hard in the face with a swing of her flail.
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal swings two large flails at Sidd, crushing his gut and chest.
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal slams a metal flail down upon Sidd's head, nearly knocking him unconscious.
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal swings two large flails at Sidd, crushing his gut and chest.
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal swings two large flails at Sidd, crushing his gut and chest.
Sidd has been slain by an Ur'Guard Grand Marshal.
Sidd drops the corpse of a Lady of the Silver Light.
Sidd drops the corpse of a Lady of the Silver Light.

Sidd drops a stalk of faeleaf.
Sidd drops a bunch of pennyroyal.
Sidd drops a sparkleberry.
Sidd drops a plug of coltsfoot.


Eww.. I'm telling Celina!
Sidd2011-03-16 21:52:18
QUOTE (Pectus Dawneye @ Mar 16 2011, 03:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Eww.. I'm telling Celina!


what, she loves dead ladies more than I do


(btw, that totally failed mostly because I can't spell Marshal)
Neos2011-03-16 22:08:01
QUOTE (Sidd @ Mar 16 2011, 05:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
what, she loves dead ladies more than I do


(btw, that totally failed mostly because I can't spell Marshal)

Was it just you? We had about 5 people when we went. And people can relive it with me, because I put the log of it up on nogfx.
Sidd2011-03-16 22:43:58
QUOTE (AquaNeos @ Mar 16 2011, 04:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Was it just you? We had about 5 people when we went. And people can relive it with me, because I put the log of it up on nogfx.


Narynth and I and she was following my targetting
Neos2011-03-16 22:58:42
QUOTE (Sidd @ Mar 16 2011, 06:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Narynth and I and she was following my targetting

Ah, we also had the advantage of a meld, which saved our asses when Esano barried.
Esano2011-03-16 23:01:15
QUOTE (AquaNeos @ Mar 17 2011, 09:58 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ah, we also had the advantage of a meld, which saved our asses when Esano barried.

And you still mostly died and didn't drop all the guards (or even Ardrak), which you cut out of the nogfx log!