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by Arix

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Diamondais2011-04-05 10:22:54
Always amusing, but not the first time he's done it. biggrin.gif
Lehki2011-04-05 16:57:32
QUOTE
You say, "I guess I prefer being naked then."

Sadie Talnara asks, "Why?"

You say, "Why not?"

You remove a fur-lined forest green coat.

You remove an enveloping jade green cloak.

You remove ornamental robes of the stag.

Sadie Talnara says, "Well, Sadie thinks it's useful for certain sneaky missions."

Sadie shifts her eyes suspiciously from side to side.

You close your eyes and inhale deeply, absorbing the scent of your surroundings.

Sadie stares at you with a burning intensity.

(*): You say, "Sadie did you even notice Lehki took all his clothes off? Right before you discerned him?"

(*): Sadie says, "O_O."


Poor innocent Sadie.
Unknown2011-04-05 17:02:30
Fur-lined coat? In Serenwilde? ohmy.gif
Lendren2011-04-05 17:04:38
Whyever not?
Diamondais2011-04-05 17:08:02
It's a good use of furs after eating the meat, it's not wasting it. Wasting it would be far worse, freezing and starving would just be plain stupidity and showing you're unfit for survival. tongue.gif
Lehki2011-04-05 17:18:08
Yeah, what she said. We even have a little mini-quest where we slaughter little forest critters so a crazy swamp hag can read their bones. Serenwilde has no problem with killing for a useful purpose.
Diamondais2011-04-05 17:22:46
Not to mention that White Hart once said hunting was fine, so long as it doesn't go to waste. smile.gif
Lendren2011-04-05 17:33:17
And Charune's one of its patrons, at least nominally.
Unknown2011-04-05 18:23:19
laugh.gif It just tickled me that the symbol that PETA uses for animal cruelty is worn by a forestal. I had the mental image of Cruella de Vil prancing around Serenwilde. smile.gif

And yes, I do know that Serenwilde isn't all treehuggy and hipster peace, though it was nice to see it explained more thoroughly. smile.gif
Neos2011-04-05 19:07:02
QUOTE (Caerulo @ Apr 5 2011, 02:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Serenwilde isn't all treehuggy and hipster peace

wtf.gif Does not compute.
Everiine2011-04-05 19:11:24
QUOTE (Lehki @ Apr 5 2011, 01:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yeah, what she said. We even have a little mini-quest where we slaughter little forest critters so a crazy swamp hag can read their bones. Serenwilde has no problem with killing for a useful purpose.

Yeah, and when the crazy swamp hag is done, she might slaughter you, too! I highly recommend the experience.
Lendren2011-04-05 19:45:58
I think Serenwilde would find PETA just about as ridiculous as it would factory-farmed chickens.
Lehki2011-04-05 20:36:22
QUOTE (Everiine @ Apr 5 2011, 03:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yeah, and when the crazy swamp hag is done, she might slaughter you, too! I highly recommend the experience.

She does more then just execute people! I haven't gotten around to doing it myself, which I should, but I believe she makes charms that have to do with the dryad glade.
Everiine2011-04-05 20:53:58
QUOTE (Lehki @ Apr 5 2011, 04:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
She does more then just execute people! I haven't gotten around to doing it myself, which I should, but I believe she makes charms that have to do with the dryad glade.

She does at that. And I think the punishments she assigns are, 1) Nothing, 2) Disfavour, 3) Execution, 4) Exile. I've been to her twice, and got nothing once, and executed the other. I think someone else was executed as well, but I'm not sure.
Lehki2011-04-05 20:57:47
I went to her once and got pardoned. I've seen her paralyze somebody, tie them up, then drag them out into the swamp and drown them. Another time she did what basically amounts to Hartstone's Squirrels ability, but way way more extreme.
Everiine2011-04-05 21:09:01
QUOTE (Lehki @ Apr 5 2011, 04:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I went to her once and got pardoned. I've seen her paralyze somebody, tie them up, then drag them out into the swamp and drown them. Another time she did what basically amounts to Hartstone's Squirrels ability, but way way more extreme.

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She has multiple ways of executing people? I only knew about drowning, since it happened to me. Quickly! Find someone to execute so we can see if she squirrels them!
Unknown2011-04-05 23:15:07
QUOTE (Everiine @ Apr 5 2011, 05:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
dazed.gif

She has multiple ways of executing people? I only knew about drowning, since it happened to me. Quickly! Find someone to execute so we can see if she squirrels them!

EVERIINE, ON SIX COUNTS OF CROSSDRESSING.
Sarrasri2011-04-05 23:35:18
I remember being majorly harassed because the Seren executioner wasn't looked on favourably at all. Oh, how times change.
Everiine2011-04-06 03:03:45
I think it was more of a shock, since I don't think she was anything like people would have expected. Now that some of us have been trying to stress the grittier side of Serenwilde in balance to the FLUFFAY side, I find her to be an intriguing character.
Shiri2011-04-06 04:12:22
If only it was always "gritty vs fluffy" that was the issue. doh.gif