Forgot something!

I was leaving that one for Casilu. She's the one with the "yeeeeeeaaaaah!" button.

<>: Kanara (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I kind of like charge. You know, like "ward", but electric. Ehehe."
<>: You say, "Casilu would be proud."
<>: Kanara (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Oh, you'll make me feel guilty..."

I clicked on that and my half asleep mind went "WHOA WLTESLTGLDRJ" and I jumped out of my chair in fright.

Is it sad that I actually like to click that multiple times?

.....max volume was......headphones.......late at night (02:00)........was relaxing......clicked the glasses.........

Saoirse is going to kill me for this, buuuut:


(Celest): Saoirse says, "Just a sec, taking a call."
12332h, 3098m, 6528e, 10p elrxkdb (xhspfwb)

Zygot takes a drink from a jade vial.
12332h, 3076m, 6528e, 10p elrxkdb (xhspfwb) (-22m)

Zygot eats a kafe bean.
12332h, 3076m, 6528e, 10p elrxkdb (xhspfwb)

You give the world a smart salute.
12332h, 3076m, 6528e, 10p elrxkdb (xhspfwb)

Zygot takes a drink from an onyx vial.
12332h, 3076m, 6528e, 10p elrxkdb (xhspfwb)

(Celest): Saoirse says, "Hmm ignore that."
12332h, 3101m, 6528e, 10p elrxkdb (xhspfwb) (+25m)

(Celest): You say, "Eh?"
12332h, 3101m, 6528e, 10p elrxkdb (xhspfwb)

Glorious rays of morning light burst forth from Father Sun's crown as it peeks over the world's edge, announcing a bright and shining new dawn.
12332h, 3101m, 6528e, 10p elrxkdb (xhspfwb)

(The Dawn Brigade): Saoirse says, "Just a sec."
12332h, 3101m, 6528e, 10p elrxkdb (xhspfwb)

Zygot's knuckles grow momentarily white as he strengthens his grip.
12332h, 3080m, 6528e, 10p elrxkdb (xhspfwb) (-21m)

(The Dawn Brigade): Saoirse says, "Oh dammit."
12332h, 3080m, 6528e, 10p elrxkdb (xhspfwb)

Zygot flexes his muscles, which bulge and pop in a spectacular display of his outstanding physique.
12332h, 3098m, 6528e, 10p elrxkdb (xhspfwb) (+18m)

Zygot hoarsely chants to himself and his skin is covered with a faint image of translucent dragon scales.
12332h, 3100m, 6528e, 10p elrxkdb (xhspfwb) (+2m)

(Celest): Pectus says, "Do I have to call for you louder, Sao?"
12332h, 3100m, 6528e, 10p elrxkdb (xhspfwb)

The air around Zygot blurs as he chants under his breath. He shakes his head and blinks in confusion.
12332h, 3078m, 6528e, 10p elrxkdb (xhspfwb) (-22m)

(The Dawn Brigade): You say, "Congratulations, Saoirse! You are this month's winner of the Basin Aetherfail Award!"

The Basin Aetherfail Award ranges from getting zapped (by me or a Divine who thinks it'd be fun) to getting dead rats thrown at you at random times. Word to the wise: don't do an aetherfail in front of Naralis!

Dude, I clicked on it with my headphones on and my computer at full blast.

....did I mention I had headphones on?

Yeah.

Don't you mean... YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

You ring the bell and the sound loudly resonates for a sizable distance.
*wait forever*
*go afk for a sec*
A carriage pulled by two dashros arrives here from the east.

The carriage comes to an abrupt halt. A male dracnari steps down from the front seat of the carriage
and opens up the passenger compartment door.
Sako Tleem exclaims, "Just one hundred gold sovereigns to board the carriage! Tleem Transport,
always the best!"

Sako Tleem shuts the passenger compartment door and takes the front seat of the carriage as he
prepares to lead the dashros onward.
*come back*

FUUUUUUUUU.

I was trying for subtly humorous.

LOL WOT?

Estwald plays a grim mandolin of ebony wood and bone and directs the disharmonic notes towards Lhiannan Shee-Slaugh.
Blood trickles out of Lhiannan Shee-Slaugh's ears and from the corners of her eyes.
Lhiannan Shee-Slaugh raises her voice, calling out in sheer irritation. As if in answer, the silent buzzing of wasps rises from the foliage all around, building swiftly to a thunderous sound until finally the wyrden swarms break forth, stinging everyone indiscriminately.
A force field around Hyde flares, absorbing all damage.
Schliemann the Unlocker has been slain by Lhiannan Shee-Slaugh.
A force field around Marie flares, absorbing all damage.

Bwahahaha, what?

Some ephemeral forgot to make himself untargetable by room attacks? lol

I fully endorse solution 1.

Sadly, that actually DOES sound more useful... hay is hard to come by depending on how many villages you own.

While it's a cute report/quote, it's impossibly hard to drum up sympathy for the most combatant favoured knight spec.