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by Arix

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Xenthos2011-05-10 00:39:55
That could go through..!
Ssaliss2011-05-10 00:41:35
An interesting twist on a rage/terror-coven. Although if it's area-only... move out of area;move into area; plaugh.
Unknown2011-05-10 00:42:55
Better off asking the doppleganger to be able to throw tarot cards, single hexes or single rays depending on the spec, ho ho ho.
Unknown2011-05-10 00:55:14
More paradigmatics shenanigans:

| Strength : 5 Dexterity : 20 Constitution : 12 |
| Intelligence : 15 Size : -3 Charisma : 18 Timeout : 30 min |
Casilu2011-05-10 01:21:14
Message #2830 Sent by: Lyria
05/09 22:44 "Greetings. If you'd like enemy status to Gaudiguch, it can
certainly be granted by earning it properly. We're not in the business of
enemying simply because someone asks for it repeatedly. Thanks!"


DAMN YOU.
Sylphas2011-05-10 01:45:05
QUOTE (Greleag @ May 9 2011, 08:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
More paradigmatics shenanigans:

| Strength : 5 Dexterity : 20 Constitution : 12 |
| Intelligence : 15 Size : -3 Charisma : 18 Timeout : 30 min |


That seems like something you should bug, just in case. I have faith that the coders put in checks for cases like this, but you don't want to accidentally break something.
Unknown2011-05-10 02:53:30
Done already.
Lehki2011-05-10 04:29:45
QUOTE (Greleag @ May 9 2011, 08:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
More paradigmatics shenanigans:

| Strength : 5 Dexterity : 20 Constitution : 12 |
| Intelligence : 15 Size : -3 Charisma : 18 Timeout : 30 min |

How much Ego did you have?
Unknown2011-05-10 05:48:19
I managed to drop someone down to 0 Constitution before. I was testing out Butterfly, and I maggoted someone and then inflicted an extremely negative Skull sphere.

EDIT: And I think he had around 250-450 health, can't remember the exact number and I can't find the log. sad.gif
Llesvelt2011-05-10 06:18:20
QUOTE (casilu @ May 10 2011, 02:21 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Message #2830 Sent by: Lyria
05/09 22:44 "Greetings. If you'd like enemy status to Gaudiguch, it can
certainly be granted by earning it properly. We're not in the business of
enemying simply because someone asks for it repeatedly. Thanks!"


DAMN YOU.


Raid Vortex alone.

Nekkid.
Neos2011-05-10 08:08:31
Courtesy of Phoebus:
QUOTE
A sudden sharp pain jolts through your body and you double over, clawing desperately at your bathing suit area. Seeing the momentary lapse in your mental defenses, Neos slams the final nail in the coffin with a well-placed burst of telepathic energy. Your eyes roll back into your head: you dead, son.

laugh.gif
Though less of the joke is gotten if you're not in the facebook group, but the end is still hilarious.
Sylphas2011-05-10 12:42:24
QUOTE (Caerulo @ May 10 2011, 01:48 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I managed to drop someone down to 0 Constitution before. I was testing out Butterfly, and I maggoted someone and then inflicted an extremely negative Skull sphere.

EDIT: And I think he had around 250-450 health, can't remember the exact number and I can't find the log. sad.gif


If you can zero out con and size they should have 300 health, if I remember the formula correctly.
Aerotan2011-05-10 18:08:00
QUOTE
Apprentice Zygot chants, "Fortuna."

Zygot raises his staff.

Apprentice Zygot chants, "Populus."

Zygot waves his arms before himself and suddenly his body becomes blurry and out of focus.

Apprentice Zygot chants, "Draconis."

Apprentice Zygot chants, "Rubeus."
I think someone woke up in the wrong guild today...
Casilu2011-05-10 23:08:00
QUOTE (Llesvelt @ May 9 2011, 11:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Raid Vortex alone.

Nekkid.


They might like that.
Unknown2011-05-10 23:23:04
QUOTE
(*): Dynami (from the Realm of the Crown of the Exalted) says, "Music makes influencing a million times more bearable."
(*): Ramara (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "How so? It's not that great of a skill."
(*): Dynami (from the Realm of the Crown of the Exalted) says, "Listening to music..."
(*): Ramara (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Ah."
(*): Dynami (from the Realm of the Crown of the Exalted) says, "Like listening to lady gag while influencing..."
(*): Dynami (from the Realm of the Crown of the Exalted) says, "*gaga."
(*): Dynami (from the Realm of the Crown of the Exalted) says, "Ack."
(*): Dynami (from the Realm of the Crown of the Exalted) says, "*mutter*."
(*): Ramara (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Heheh, we get it."
(*): You say, "Rofl."
(*): You say, "We are true nerds."
(*): You say, "Music does not exist, merely the music skill."
(*): Dynami (from the Realm of the Crown of the Exalted) says, "Hahahaha."
Rika2011-05-11 07:10:14
QUOTE (Sylphas @ May 11 2011, 12:42 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If you can zero out con and size they should have 300 health, if I remember the formula correctly.


Should be 6*level + 300.
Unknown2011-05-11 07:12:07
plus 10 per point of size.
Rika2011-05-11 08:34:18
Sylphas said if you could zero out size and con. tongue.gif
Sylphas2011-05-11 12:50:20
Hmm, I thought everything got multiplied together except the size bonus and base health, guess I was wrong. Haven't looked at it in months.
Lehki2011-05-11 14:55:34
QUOTE
readlog serenwilde 0 1
2011/05/10 19:47:47 - Herpah stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a commune member.
2011/05/10 19:48:12 - Derpah stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a commune member.
2011/05/10 19:48:40 - Sherpa stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a commune member.
2011/05/10 20:23:47 - Aerys kicked out Herpah.
2011/05/10 20:23:49 - Aerys kicked out Derpah.
2011/05/10 20:23:50 - Aerys kicked out Sherpa.
2011/05/10 20:28:13 - Aerys declared Sherpa to be a formal enemy. Reason: No reason required.
2011/05/10 20:28:17 - Aerys declared Herpah to be a formal enemy. Reason: No reason required.
2011/05/10 20:28:20 - Aerys declared Derpah to be a formal enemy. Reason: No reason required.
2011/05/10 21:48:17 - Aerys > These three were ousted and enemied for being publicly disrespectful and obnoxious, refusing to heed requests to stop, and additionally for stealing and consuming every last bit of food that was graciously left at Mother.
5571h, 5754m, 5451e, 10p, 25145en, 26660w ex-<10:51:36.129>