Quotes 7

by Arix

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Neos2011-05-22 07:27:12
QUOTE (Lothringen @ May 22 2011, 02:54 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
NOOO, MY WYRM!

It died for a good cause.
Eliron2011-05-22 16:58:10
From out of the blue:

Ialie tells you, "And it was just sooooo cute! I had to squeeze myself!"

You tell Ialie Starfall, Rainbow Princess, "I- ah, I see."

Ialie tells you, "I know! I want want too!"
Malicia2011-05-22 17:17:55
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Veyrzhul stares at you with his silvery eyes.

You tell Hoaracle, the Forest Dreamer, "Hmm."

(House Aurendil): Veyrzhul says, "Hoa hmm."

The rustling of leaves and the murmur of wind through branches precedes the entry of Hoaracle, the Forest Dreamer.

Hoaracle puts His hands on His hips and goes "Hmmm!" at you.

Veyrzhul scratches his head looking for an idea.

"Eep!", Veyrzhul screams in fright.

Veyrzhul utters a deep, rumbling laugh.

(House Aurendil): You say, "I SENT HIM A TELL."

You look at Veyrzhul in disbelief as you shout, "Oh my GOD!"

Metamorphic Veyrzhul Val'Andra says, "Greetings, Lord Hoaracle."

Hoaracle, the Forest Dreamer says, "Hello, small ones."

Metamorphic Veyrzhul Val'Andra says, "What has my grandmother done this time?"

You blush furiously.

You laughingly say, "I'm sorry."

You say, "Eh, greetings, Lord."

You kneel before Hoaracle, swearing your allegiance to Him.

(House Aurendil): You say, "I swear Imma kill you Vey."

(House Aurendil): Veyrzhul says, "Hihii."

Hoaracle, the Forest Dreamer murmurs, "I wished to know what she was pondering."

(House Aurendil): Veyrzhul says, "Sorry, actually wanted to make you say something here."

(House Aurendil): Veyrzhul says, "HOA etc."

You say, "Ah, just the things I cannot understand."

Hoaracle, the Forest Dreamer says, "She told Me: hmm. Which means someone was thinking."

(House Aurendil): You say, "Oh wow, haha."

The God's arboreal face brightens. "The best kinds of things," He remarks.

You say, "I didn't think Your ears would be tuned to my humble thinkings."

Metamorphic Veyrzhul Val'Andra says, "Well, that might be a bold claim in her case, but I'll leave You and her to talk it out."

Veyrzhul gives the world a smart salute.

(House Aurendil): You say, "Vey wait!"

(House Aurendil): Veyrzhul (from the Aetherways) says, "Tihihi."

The Tabernacle of Shakiniel.

The sound of clashing swords strikes the air as Paladins spar deep within Aegis Keep.

(House Aurendil): Veyrzhul (from the Aetherways) says, "Awesome."

Your mouth turns up as your face breaks into a smile.

Hoaracle inhales deeply before releasing a loud rumble, producing a characteristic 'hoom' as the air leaves His lungs.

You sway back and forth.

You say, "You're..a Tree!"

(House Aurendil): You say, "I knew he was a Tree."

Hoaracle, the Forest Dreamer says, "Well, what sort of things are your thinkings of, small one? You -- er..."

Hoaracle glances askance.

Hoaracle, the Forest Dreamer says, "Mmm, I am quite tree-like, hoom. But most definitely not a tree!"

You give a trillingly melodic laugh.

You say, "I'm a bit flustered at the moment. I hear You don't like us watery kinds."

You say, "Though we're quite good for Nature! If You accept such.."

Hoaracle, the Forest Dreamer blinks slowly. "Oh?" the God rumbles with astonishment. "Whoever told you that I do not like you 'watery kinds'?"

(House Aurendil): Veyrzhul (from the Aetherways) says, "You'll never be able to defile the shrines without having a bad conscience!"

You say, "Oh, a rumour or two, hither and fro."

You wave your hand dismissively.

It goes on for a bit and he gave me a present! He's quite nice. smile.gif

I'm still going to have to destroy Veyrzhul.
Azula2011-05-22 17:30:13
Ooh! That's cute, and somewhat sinister looking! He plans to assimilate us through His roots! The horror! Ok going to beat back the plant biologist in me, back to the corner where it belongs
Malicia2011-05-22 17:42:20
Yeah, he's pretty interesting. biggrin.gif
Hoaracle2011-05-22 18:36:59
QUOTE (Azula @ May 22 2011, 06:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ooh! That's cute, and somewhat sinister looking! He plans to assimilate us through His roots! The horror! Ok going to beat back the plant biologist in me, back to the corner where it belongs


What? Me? Assimilation is not my game! We all know who does that frightening borg business (coughcough Hallifax, Collective, Elostian if you forgot coughcough)! I just want to put my roots and get lots of sunlight and just ponder and be joyous.

Honest.

















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Aison2011-05-22 18:39:04
QUOTE (Hoaracle @ May 22 2011, 11:36 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
evil tree words


Would it be okay to call you Harold or Bob? ._.
Unknown2011-05-22 21:56:46
QUOTE (Hoaracle @ May 22 2011, 02:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
What? Me? Assimilation is not my game! We all know who does that frightening borg business (coughcough Hallifax, Collective, Elostian if you forgot coughcough)! I just want to put my roots and get lots of sunlight and just ponder and be joyous.

Honest.

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Like Kudzu and Japanese Knotweed does.
Shulamit2011-05-23 02:48:10
An enormous set of scales blossoms in the sky, surrounded by a white circle of
energy. A translucent image of an unfortunate mortal appears on the right scale
and a solitary feather shimmers on the left scale, which then teeters back and
forth with a dull creak, weighing the deeds of the mortal. With a final ominous
clang the scales balance out, allowing the individual to live.
The sensation builds in the pit of your stomach then up towards your chest
before enveloping you in darkness. You can see your fate, and know you are being
Judged. Your very essence is put on trial and the scale teeters first one way,
then the next. It feels as if you are upon one side of the scale as the movement
fills your senses. As abruptly as it began, it ends, signalled by the clear
sound of an ominous clang as the scales balance out. You are left free to live
this time, though the pain that fills your mind, body and soul are left as
testament to the wrath of Terentia, the Even Bladed.
2363h, 2433m, 2434e, 10p, 19950en, 21225w ex-

You say, "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE."

(The Dawn Star Institute): Terentia says, "Design, Shulamit, design!"

Whether death and the threat thereof makes people want to design. I didn't need encouragement, I already design a lot! Meep
Casilu2011-05-23 04:08:03
How'd you like to TM my two cartels? biggrin.gif
Knorrith2011-05-23 05:29:40
QUOTE (Aison @ May 22 2011, 02:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Would it be okay to call you Harold or Bob? ._.


Definitely Herbert. However if He starts to twitch and complains about things moving around in his stomach I'd stay away. Especially the Pyromancers.

As for interaction with Hoaracle sounds like fun. I miss fun with the Divine. Come back Isune. I'll... design Isune themed cookies... or something. deal.gif
Aison2011-05-23 12:32:53
QUOTE (Knorrith @ May 22 2011, 09:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Definitely Herbert. However if He starts to twitch and complains about things moving around in his stomach I'd stay away. Especially the Pyromancers.

As for interaction with Hoaracle sounds like fun. I miss fun with the Divine. Come back Isune. I'll... design Isune themed cookies... or something. deal.gif



Hehe. I was referring to Fallout because that's what Hoaracle reminds me of. biggrin.gif I miss Isune too, though... She was only active for like a week sad.gif

Everiine2011-05-23 14:27:52
Just after the gorgogs are devoured by the Necromentate:

Ialie Starfall, Rainbow Princess says, "I've tried to explain before. It's just not something I can get m gorgog around."

Ialie Starfall, Rainbow Princess says, "GAh!"

Ialie Starfall, Rainbow Princess says, "My head around."
Dynami2011-05-23 22:55:43
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(Team): Narynth says, "Here's the plan."
(Team): Narynth says, "Targeting: Arcanis."
Neos2011-05-24 01:31:09
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(It explains so much): Aeral says, "Anyone want to teach me some discipline?"
Ilyssa2011-05-24 04:23:31
I love teaching resilience. Those of you who learned it know why.
Unknown2011-05-24 13:16:44
QUOTE (Ilyssa @ May 24 2011, 12:23 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I love teaching resilience. Those of you who learned it know why.

*SLAP*
Saran2011-05-25 05:06:40
Ejei Callia Parayshia says, "Everywhere I could fit one, I stuck it there."

no context for you
Unknown2011-05-25 18:48:52
Found this rather humourous smile.gif

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Squire Velsi Vivalde, Ward of Malicia says, "I'm little, so I win the close to the ground argument."
Unknown2011-05-25 20:04:03
(Peasantface): You say, "I feel like Vadi can code up a perfect e-spouse."
(Peasantface): Vadi (from the Astral Plane) says, "I got a better one than I'll ever make."

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