Quotes 7

by Arix

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Ixion2011-06-24 05:17:17
They got you like the bad guy in Ghost.
Viravain2011-06-24 05:34:52
QUOTE (Svorai @ Jun 23 2011, 11:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
<>: Viravain says, "Svorai."
(ThatGlomClan): Viynain (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Svorai, wake up."
<>: You say, "Mm?"
(ThatGlomClan): You say, "Why am I being woken up?"
(ThatGlomClan): Viynain (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Cause Viravira is getting your attention."

The penny didn't drop for another three minutes. I read "Viravain" as "Viynain" ;_;

Ohgod.



Another reason why I should enforce a name change, mmm.
Casilu2011-06-24 05:36:59
QUOTE (Viravain @ Jun 23 2011, 10:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Another reason why I should enforce a name change, mmm.


Zap him once a day until your demands are met.
Xiel2011-06-24 07:25:45
But..but..it's so amusing. People do double-takes all the time. sad.gif

Wonder what'd happen if I genderbended and changed my title some. >.>
Eventru2011-06-24 16:29:21
QUOTE (Lehki @ Jun 24 2011, 01:11 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It was the new reaper guards. They're nowhere near as vocal about their entrances as the gorgogs or kephs are.

EDIT: And on second though, I wasn't actually in the Prison when they got me, was bashing the slavers in the hives. Guess they dragged the corpse off pretty far. tongue.gif


I thought everyone knew that Lehkis were an illithoid aphrodisiac.
Lehki2011-06-24 20:15:44
QUOTE (Eventru @ Jun 24 2011, 12:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I thought everyone knew that Lehkis were an illithoid aphrodisiac.

Considering what the illithoid breeders normally send people out to get for them, it's not so surprising my corpse would be so sought after.
Vadi2011-06-25 03:13:05
QUOTE
The trees shake wildly and come crashing dangerously down!
You gently float to the ground, protected from a nasty fall by your levitation.
Miciah gently floats to the ground.
Talan gently floats to the ground.
Talan falls theatrically to the ground, breaking the impact of her fall.
Narynth gently floats to the ground.
Viynain gently floats to the ground.
A pigwidgeon bound in shadows, a giant fiddleback spider with a barbed stinger, a ceramic
puppy, a pixie bound in shadows, a sprite bound in shadows, a leprechaun bound in shadows,
a brownie bound in shadows, a banshee bound in shadows, a pooka bound in shadows, a
willowisp bound in shadows, a barghest, a slaugh, a redcap, a wood nymph bound in shadows,
a shaggy haired mammoth with ragged ears, the corpse of an adolescent roc, the corpse of
an adolescent roc, the corpse of an adolescent roc, a bog myrtle leaf, the corpse of Ulen,
a bog myrtle leaf, the corpse of Rivius, and a stalk of faeleaf fall to the ground from
above.
Enyalida raises her arms and hums deeply the note of the forest. Around you, the wyrd
seeps out of the trees and plant life, which start to look greener and healthier than
before.


Oy! Party ruiner.
Ryboi2011-06-25 13:12:53
An aslaran defender has skinned Kyrion and given the hide to his mate.
Everiine2011-06-25 15:15:25
I love the new death messages laugh.gif .
Xiel2011-06-25 23:11:46
I prefer the Castellan killing. Gives the Moors Krokani more than the 'bash me for gold' title that I've had for them since I was a nublet.
Ilyssa2011-06-25 23:14:05
QUOTE (Xiel @ Jun 25 2011, 07:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I prefer the Castellan killing. Gives the Moors Krokani more than the 'bash me for gold' title that I've had for them since I was a nublet.

I'm curious now. suspicious.gif
Unknown2011-06-26 00:24:55
Just wanted to compliment the colourful room names on this ship, whoever made them.

Even if they are ironically (or perhaps intentionally!) appropriate.

QUOTE
Judgement of Carrion has been destroyed by a black dragon.
Zygot has died in the imploded wreckage of Judgement of Carrion.
You see the death occur at Reaper of the Prideful.
Razenth has died in the imploded wreckage of Judgement of Carrion.
You see the death occur at Brig of Carrion.
Glevich has died in the imploded wreckage of Judgement of Carrion.
You see the death occur at Reaper of the Envious.
Vermilla has died in the imploded wreckage of Judgement of Carrion.
You see the death occur at Endless Hall of Unattainable Redemption.
Ixion has died in the imploded wreckage of Judgement of Carrion.
You see the death occur at Devourer of the Damned.
Turnus has died in the imploded wreckage of Judgement of Carrion.
You see the death occur at Devourer of the Accursed.
Sondayga has died in the imploded wreckage of Judgement of Carrion.
You see the death occur at Devourer of the Blighted.
Vika has died in the imploded wreckage of Judgement of Carrion.
You see the death occur at Reaper of the Wrathful.


Xiel2011-06-26 01:59:04
QUOTE (Ilyssa @ Jun 25 2011, 04:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'm curious now. suspicious.gif


QUOTE
Illidor has been assassinated on orders from the Castellan of Djarrakh.
You see the death occur at broken walls. 6251, 21460
From your knowledge, that possibly happened in Grey Moors.


Yay dandy messages.
Ilyssa2011-06-26 02:24:55
QUOTE (Xiel @ Jun 25 2011, 09:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yay dandy messages.

laugh.gif
Aison2011-06-26 23:07:25
Smashing Malicia's reputation!

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You give a porcelain bottle fashioned into an amphora to Lady Malicia La'Saet, Aegis General.
Malicia takes a long draught of a foamy ocean champagne.

Malicia takes a long draught of a foamy ocean champagne.

Malicia takes a long draught of a foamy ocean champagne.

Malicia takes a long draught of a foamy ocean champagne.

Malicia takes a long draught of a foamy ocean champagne.

Malicia takes a long draught of a foamy ocean champagne.

Malicia takes a long draught of a foamy ocean champagne.

Malicia takes a long draught of a foamy ocean champagne.

"Ummmm," you say uncertainly.

Malicia takes a long draught of a foamy ocean champagne.

Malicia drains the last dregs of a foamy ocean champagne from a porcelain bottle fashioned into an
amphora.

Lady Malicia La'Saet, Aegis General says, "HeeEeeEelp."

Malicia sways drunkenly and falls to the ground in an undignified heap.
Arix2011-06-26 23:25:25
I want to try that champagne now
Ilyssa2011-06-27 00:31:39
QUOTE (Arix @ Jun 26 2011, 07:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I want to try that champagne now

That has to be the hardest champagne in the Basin, normally it doesn't get me drunk at all, even when I empty out an entire bottle.
Aison2011-06-27 00:45:53
biggrin.gif

Malicia spammed it all at once. And I think you can build tolerance if I remember right.
Malicia2011-06-27 00:59:25
angry.gif Aison!

QUOTE
(The Star Council): Shric (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I wish I could be a Canadin. Or a Palator."

(The Star Council): Aison (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Ha."

(The Star Council): Aison (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Palator!"

(The Star Council): Eventru says, "Swords do not make wondrous picks for your lyre."

(The Star Council): You say, "That's terrible. Palator. I don't approve."

(The Star Council): Nydekion says, "Clearly it should be a palamancer."

(The Star Council): Aison (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Why don't you have a drink, Lady Malicia? You might change your mind."

(The Star Council): Eventru says, "Sounds like a pejorative for the taste of some food."

(The Star Council): You say, "Ahem."

(House Aurendil): You say, "SHE WITCH."

(The Star Council): Nydekion says, "Or maybe an aquadin."

(House Aurendil): Aison (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "AVAST ME HEARTIE.

(The Star Council): Kalegyne (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Which... sounds like inadequate."

(The Star Council): Shric (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Canadin rolls off the tongue nicely."

(The Star Council): Shric (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "One sword, one lyre?"

(The Star Council): Eventru says, "Canadin sounds like a degenerate type of furrikin." (rofl!)

Rare yet entertaining discussion on the council clan. biggrin.gif
Dynami2011-06-27 02:29:32
QUOTE
Princess Kelly McCloud says, "Pardon my vigorous shaking..."

Kelly shakes a sapphire box with a pearl cameo and calm blue stationery with an oceanic motif falls
into her hands.
Kelly shakes a sapphire box with a pearl cameo and calm blue stationery with an oceanic motif falls
into her hands.
Kelly shakes a sapphire box with a pearl cameo and calm blue stationery with an oceanic motif falls
into her hands.
Kelly shakes a sapphire box with a pearl cameo and calm blue stationery with an oceanic motif falls
into her hands.
Kelly shakes a sapphire box with a pearl cameo and calm blue stationery with an oceanic motif falls
into her hands.
Kelly shakes a sapphire box with a pearl cameo and calm blue stationery with an oceanic motif falls
into her hands.
Kelly shakes a sapphire box with a pearl cameo and calm blue stationery with an oceanic motif falls
into her hands.
Kelly shakes a sapphire box with a pearl cameo and calm blue stationery with an oceanic motif falls
into her hands.
Kelly shakes a sapphire box with a pearl cameo and calm blue stationery with an oceanic motif falls
into her hands.
Kelly shakes a sapphire box with a pearl cameo and calm blue stationery with an oceanic motif falls
into her hands.
Kelly shakes a sapphire box with a pearl cameo and calm blue stationery with an oceanic motif falls
into her hands.
Kelly shakes a sapphire box with a pearl cameo and calm blue stationery with an oceanic motif falls
into her hands.
Kelly shakes a sapphire box with a pearl cameo and calm blue stationery with an oceanic motif falls
into her hands.
Kelly shakes a sapphire box with a pearl cameo and calm blue stationery with an oceanic motif falls
into her hands.
Kelly shakes a sapphire box with a pearl cameo and calm blue stationery with an oceanic motif falls
into her hands.
Kelly shakes a sapphire box with a pearl cameo and calm blue stationery with an oceanic motif falls
into her hands.
Kelly shakes a sapphire box with a pearl cameo and calm blue stationery with an oceanic motif falls
into her hands.
Kelly shakes a sapphire box with a pearl cameo and calm blue stationery with an oceanic motif falls
into her hands.
Kelly shakes a sapphire box with a pearl cameo and calm blue stationery with an oceanic motif falls
into her hands.
Kelly shakes a sapphire box with a pearl cameo and calm blue stationery with an oceanic motif falls
into her hands.
Kelly shakes a sapphire box with a pearl cameo and calm blue stationery with an oceanic motif falls
into her hands.
Kelly shakes a sapphire box with a pearl cameo and calm blue stationery with an oceanic motif falls
into her hands.
Kelly shakes a sapphire box with a pearl cameo and calm blue stationery with an oceanic motif falls
into her hands.
Kelly shakes a sapphire box with a pearl cameo and calm blue stationery with an oceanic motif falls
into her hands.
Kelly shakes a sapphire box with a pearl cameo and calm blue stationery with an oceanic motif falls
into her hands.
Kelly shakes a sapphire box with a pearl cameo and calm blue stationery with an oceanic motif falls
into her hands.
Kelly shakes a sapphire box with a pearl cameo and calm blue stationery with an oceanic motif falls
into her hands.
Kelly shakes a sapphire box with a pearl cameo and calm blue stationery with an oceanic motif falls
into her hands.
Kelly shakes a sapphire box with a pearl cameo and calm blue stationery with an oceanic motif falls
into her hands.
Kelly shakes a sapphire box with a pearl cameo and calm blue stationery with an oceanic motif falls
into her hands.
Kelly shakes a sapphire box with a pearl cameo and calm blue stationery with an oceanic motif falls
into her hands.
Kelly shakes a sapphire box with a pearl cameo and calm blue stationery with an oceanic motif falls
into her hands.
Kelly shakes a sapphire box with a pearl cameo and calm blue stationery with an oceanic motif falls
into her hands.
Kelly shakes a sapphire box with a pearl cameo and calm blue stationery with an oceanic motif falls
into her hands.
Kelly shakes a sapphire box with a pearl cameo and calm blue stationery with an oceanic motif falls
into her hands.
Kelly shakes a sapphire box with a pearl cameo and calm blue stationery with an oceanic motif falls
into her hands.
Kelly shakes a sapphire box with a pearl cameo and calm blue stationery with an oceanic motif falls
into her hands.

Shake, shake, shake, Senora! cooldance.gif

EDIT: Shake shake shake, shake shake shake, shake your box-ay! cooldance.gif