Quotes 7

by Arix

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Ilyssa2011-07-04 13:58:10
QUOTE (Jack @ Jul 4 2011, 08:53 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Wizard did it.

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Unknown2011-07-04 14:03:20
:censor:ing wizards.
Unknown2011-07-04 15:12:45
You guys stole my 100th birthday. mad.gif
Ytran2011-07-04 16:16:05
QUOTE (Jack @ Jul 4 2011, 07:53 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Samwell Tarly did it.

Casilu2011-07-04 17:06:24
Sorry, this one was my fault. I made a clockwork monstrosity surrounded by my liquid metal plate and sent it back in time to kill Arel as a small child.
Arel2011-07-04 18:06:33
QUOTE (casilu @ Jul 4 2011, 10:06 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Sorry, this one was my fault. I made a clockwork monstrosity surrounded by my liquid metal plate and sent it back in time to kill Arel as a small child.

Coincidentally, I had just sent Prav back in time to kill Casilu's mother, causing this temporal disturbance.
Everiine2011-07-04 18:09:36
QUOTE (Arel @ Jul 4 2011, 01:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Coincidentally, I had just sent Prav back in time to kill Casilu's mother, causing this temporal disturbance.

Unfortunately, not wanting any mistakes, I caused an anti-time disruption that expands as it goes through past until it is large enough to stop the very first amino acids in a primordial pool of goo from combining into proteins, thus negating ALL LIFE ON THE PLANET, effectively preventing none of you mortal shards to exist.
Ilyssa2011-07-04 18:15:58
Casilu2011-07-04 18:33:24
QUOTE (Arel @ Jul 4 2011, 11:06 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Coincidentally, I had just sent Prav back in time to kill Casilu's mother, causing this temporal disturbance.


So I'll just send the person who ends up being my father back in time to stop Prav.


And then I'll send Captain Kirk back in time to stop Everiine.
Vadi2011-07-04 19:19:31
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Slithering in from the down, a repulsive taint wyrm with feathered wings pollutes the air.
Tulemrah arrives following Munsia D'cente`.
A beauteous, spotted black stag with a short white tail trots in from the down.
Xazlael arrives following Munsia D'cente`.
A lissome wyvern glides in from the down on her feathered wings.
Aithera arrives following Munsia D'cente`.
Dramon arrives following Munsia D'cente`.
Wobou arrives following Munsia D'cente`.
Arel arrives following Munsia D'cente`.
With a purr, Thesia Cylys slinks in from down.
Galloping awkwardly from the down, a young nightmare arrives upon a bank of clouds.
The shadows to the down ripple violently at the intrusion of Munsia.
Ozuye, the enormous dragonfly flexes his abdomen in a downward arc and beats his wings
hard, putting some distance between himself and Munsia.

The air freshens as a repulsive taint wyrm with feathered wings slithers off to the down.
Tulemrah leaves, following Munsia D'cente`.
Dramon leaves, following Munsia D'cente`.
Wobou leaves, following Munsia D'cente`.
Arel leaves, following Munsia D'cente`.
Xazlael leaves, following Munsia D'cente`.
A beauteous, spotted black stag with a short white tail departs with a stately walk to the
down.
Aithera leaves, following Munsia D'cente`.
With a flap of its feathered wings, a lissome wyvern glides off to the down.
The darkness follows Munsia and her fleeing steps to the down.
Tail flipping in agitation, Thesia Cylys leaves to the down.
Galloping awkwardly out to the down, a young nightmare leaves upon a bank of clouds.

The Cardinal Planar Fulcrux.
The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. A large, magpie crow
flies here with strong wings spread. A young male horse with a grey tail stands here,
pawing the ground. With light grey eyes, a slender wyvern with topaz butterfly wings
prowls around here. Thrusting his emerald tusks in the air, a shaggy haired mammoth with
ragged ears stomps about here. Iorwen of the Ravenwood is here, shrouded. She wields a
glowing powerstone in her left hand and a mystic cudgel in her right. Ardmore Erid'in is
here, shrouded. He wields a brilliant silver katana with both hands. Fly Fyzial, Ward of
the Wyrd is here, shrouded. She wields a silver rapier in each hand. Seer Druken Inseira,
Curator of Shadows is here, shrouded. He wields the ice-wreathed dagger of the Longest
Night in his left hand and a dark shield in the form of crow wings in his right. Tacita
Ysav'rai floats here, enchanting notes weaving ceaselessly about her form. She wields a
miniature ravenwood viola in her left hand and a magic tome in her right. Xydral Erid'in
of the Blackthorn is here, shrouded. He wields a mystic cudgel in his left hand. Viynain
Erid'in the Sanguine is here, shrouded. He wields an athame dagger in his left hand and a
mystic cudgel in his right. Wyrden Ravager Ankastra Ysav'rai, the Elusive is here,
shrouded. She wields a scaly, blackened claw in each hand.
You see exits leading northeast, southeast, southwest, northwest, and down.

mental thought: Munsia leading? Really guys?

A bloated parasite has absorbed the life and nutrients of Ulen.
A bloated parasite has absorbed the life and nutrients of Tulemrah.

The aura surrounding you briefly pulses.
A bloated parasite has absorbed the life and nutrients of Cauthorn.
A bloated parasite has absorbed the life and nutrients of Wobou.

A bloated parasite has absorbed the life and nutrients of Scax.
A bloated parasite has absorbed the life and nutrients of Sahmiam.
A bloated parasite has absorbed the life and nutrients of Xazlael.
A bloated parasite has absorbed the life and nutrients of Arel.
A bloated parasite has absorbed the life and nutrients of Aithera.

A bloated parasite has absorbed the life and nutrients of Donovain.
A bloated parasite has absorbed the life and nutrients of Iasmos.

A bloated parasite has absorbed the life and nutrients of Dramon.

A bloated parasite has absorbed the life and nutrients of Munsia.


Awkward but unsurprising.
Unknown2011-07-04 21:33:38
You would think people would realise by now, heh.
Unknown2011-07-04 21:42:16
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Lorina tells you, "I can't help but feel we are going to have vampires."
You tell Lady Lorina, Hand of the Exalted, "Haha."
Lorina tells you, "When we stand out in the sun, our frozen skin will sparkle."
Unknown2011-07-04 22:54:49
QUOTE (Everiine @ Jul 4 2011, 02:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Unfortunately, not wanting any mistakes, I caused an anti-time disruption that expands as it goes through past until it is large enough to stop the very first amino acids in a primordial pool of goo from combining into proteins, thus negating ALL LIFE ON THE PLANET, effectively preventing none of you mortal shards to exist.

Either you just laid a trap, or you made a very clever looking mistake.
Everiine2011-07-04 22:58:20
QUOTE (Kialkarkea @ Jul 4 2011, 05:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Either you just laid a trap, or you made a very clever looking mistake.

Or did I? suspicious.gif
Jack2011-07-04 23:42:19
QUOTE (Everiine @ Jul 4 2011, 07:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Unfortunately, not wanting any mistakes, I caused an anti-time disruption that expands as it goes through past until it is large enough to stop the very first amino acids in a primordial pool of goo from combining into proteins, thus negating ALL LIFE ON THE PLANET, effectively preventing none of you mortal shards to exist.

THE DESTRUCTION! OF REALITY! ITSELF!
Eritheyl2011-07-05 00:13:13
New favorite Astral insanity blurb:
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The Fingerblade of dha'Wyrden-cree tells you, "Fool! You should get together with the mystery of life."
Aison2011-07-05 00:27:39
I killed Celest.

Payback for Aeral calling me insane. Take that censor.gif .


Your mom and I laughed about your shortcomings last night.
Enyalida2011-07-05 00:27:49
QUOTE
Ushaara lovingly fingers his finger.

Ushaara2011-07-05 00:54:09
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Ileein sticks out his tongue and licks your tongue.
Casilu2011-07-05 01:36:32
I think we just call that a French Delportian kiss, Ushaara.