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by Arix

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Unknown2010-11-10 05:12:16
QUOTE
Evil teleporting sorcery/

The Hunter's Library.
Ephemeral visions of the virtue of Sacrifice slip through your mind, small whispers of the power of the Hunt echoing in your ears and indicating a healing shrine of Charune nearby. Leaning back against the wall, a bookshelf constructed of dark marble bears engravings of the fae. A silver-bound hunter's Horn of Charune lies here, cracked in twain. The emblem of Charune's Order adorns the south wall, thrumming with a soft hum. You may use the BOOKSHELF commands here.
You see a single exit leading down (open door).
3685h, 4365m, 5659e, 2p, 7387en, 20197w elrxk-


Muhahaha.
Casilu2010-11-10 05:24:11
eat peep
eat peep
eat peep
eat peep
eat peep
eat peep
You gobble down a peep soldier which tastes like pure ooey gooey sugar.
(p) 100%h/4540h, 99%m/4134m, 113%e/4716e, 10, 100%en, 100%w 18XP exlr
You dig into the corpse of a peep soldier, eating only the delectable parts, and
leaving the rest for the vultures. Nothing like carrion!
(p) 100%h/4540h, 99%m/4134m, 113%e/4716e, 10, 100%en, 100%w 18XP exlr
You gobble down a peep soldier which tastes like pure ooey gooey sugar.
(p) 100%h/4540h, 99%m/4134m, 113%e/4716e, 10, 100%en, 100%w 18XP exlr
You gobble down a peep soldier which tastes like pure ooey gooey sugar.
(p) 100%h/4540h, 99%m/4134m, 113%e/4716e, 10, 100%en, 100%w 18XP exlr
You gobble down a peep soldier which tastes like pure ooey gooey sugar.


ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHER.
Unknown2010-11-10 05:25:17
QUOTE (casilu @ Nov 10 2010, 12:24 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
eat peep
eat peep
eat peep
eat peep
eat peep
eat peep
You gobble down a peep soldier which tastes like pure ooey gooey sugar.
(p) 100%h/4540h, 99%m/4134m, 113%e/4716e, 10, 100%en, 100%w 18XP exlr
You dig into the corpse of a peep soldier, eating only the delectable parts, and
leaving the rest for the vultures. Nothing like carrion!
(p) 100%h/4540h, 99%m/4134m, 113%e/4716e, 10, 100%en, 100%w 18XP exlr
You gobble down a peep soldier which tastes like pure ooey gooey sugar.
(p) 100%h/4540h, 99%m/4134m, 113%e/4716e, 10, 100%en, 100%w 18XP exlr
You gobble down a peep soldier which tastes like pure ooey gooey sugar.
(p) 100%h/4540h, 99%m/4134m, 113%e/4716e, 10, 100%en, 100%w 18XP exlr
You gobble down a peep soldier which tastes like pure ooey gooey sugar.


ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHER.

DIRTY SPY!
Eventru2010-11-10 05:36:14
QUOTE (casilu @ Nov 10 2010, 12:24 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
eat peep
eat peep
eat peep
eat peep
eat peep
eat peep
You gobble down a peep soldier which tastes like pure ooey gooey sugar.
(p) 100%h/4540h, 99%m/4134m, 113%e/4716e, 10, 100%en, 100%w 18XP exlr
You dig into the corpse of a peep soldier, eating only the delectable parts, and
leaving the rest for the vultures. Nothing like carrion!
(p) 100%h/4540h, 99%m/4134m, 113%e/4716e, 10, 100%en, 100%w 18XP exlr
You gobble down a peep soldier which tastes like pure ooey gooey sugar.
(p) 100%h/4540h, 99%m/4134m, 113%e/4716e, 10, 100%en, 100%w 18XP exlr
You gobble down a peep soldier which tastes like pure ooey gooey sugar.
(p) 100%h/4540h, 99%m/4134m, 113%e/4716e, 10, 100%en, 100%w 18XP exlr
You gobble down a peep soldier which tastes like pure ooey gooey sugar.


ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHER.


Bug it with the rep# next time!
Casilu2010-11-10 05:41:00
QUOTE (Eventru @ Nov 9 2010, 09:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Bug it with the rep# next time!


I just thought it was amusing.

And the rep#? How many times I spammed it?
Shiri2010-11-10 06:37:35
He might mean the mob #. The one on IH.
Casilu2010-11-10 06:40:20
QUOTE (Shiri @ Nov 9 2010, 10:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
He might mean the mob #. The one on IH.


I didn't get that. sad.gif


But yeah, that was why I was asking.
Ircria2010-11-10 07:01:06
QUOTE (casilu @ Nov 9 2010, 10:40 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I didn't get that. sad.gif


But yeah, that was why I was asking.


Yeah. Think "rep" is short for "replica", which is what the Rapture manual uses as the term for each instance of an item or mob, the number of each replica being the number in IH.
Casilu2010-11-10 07:15:59
QUOTE (Ircria @ Nov 9 2010, 11:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yeah. Think "rep" is short for "replica", which is what the Rapture manual uses as the term for each instance of an item or mob, the number of each replica being the number in IH.


Which makes me wonder...

How the censor.gif would Eventru expect me to know that?
Ircria2010-11-10 07:17:57
QUOTE (casilu @ Nov 9 2010, 11:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Which makes me wonder...

How the censor.gif would Eventru expect me to know that?


Probably a force of habit, considering he deals with this stuff on a daily basis. People are funny like that. Here, some readins for you so you can understand the lingo:
http://www.ironrealms.com/rapture/manual/

Expect to be bored out of your skull
Unknown2010-11-10 07:24:57
Eventru: Please bug it with the rep#.

Casilu: OK

Casilu vomits out the remains of the peep soldiers.

Casilu: Alright, so, which of these half-digested peep soldiers were dead before I ate them?
Aicuthi2010-11-10 07:58:25
A trip to the aetherplex

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Casilu arrives from the out.

Casilu gives you the once-over, eyeing you suspiciously.

Casilu leaves to the out.

You tell Casilu, State Secretary of Truth, "Is something the matter...?"

You notice movement out of the corner of your eye and turn to see Milla the Peppermint Kitten nudging a large sign into place. "Ask me about wares!" is scrawled upon it in bold letters.

Casilu tells you, "Was surprised to see you there."

A panoply of swirling, multicoloured lights lance in from the ether, slowing suddenly before congealing into Ayden.

Ayden peers at you unscrupulously.

A cone of sparkling light rises up around Ayden and whisks him away.

You tell Casilu, State Secretary of Truth, "I'm shopping for herbs."

(Hallifax): Sylandra says, "Are there any citizens about who can pilot an aethership?"

Casilu tells you, "Ahh, that would do it. Did you try the herbarium in Hallifax?"

You tell Ayden Dawneye, "Something the matter?"

Ayden tells you, "Just peering."

Ayden tells you, "You must be up to something..."

A panoply of swirling, multicoloured lights lance in from the ether, slowing suddenly before congealing into Ayden.

Ayden peers at you unscrupulously.

A cone of sparkling light rises up around Ayden and whisks him away.

You tell Casilu, State Secretary of Truth, "Ah, I haven't. Thank you, I'll take a look."



Am I really that suspicious? I feel like public enemy #1. laugh.gif
Neos2010-11-10 08:41:52
Astral Trip Part II
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A sapphire and steel keg tells you, "Have you seen the entire world?"

Kammersanger Syridean Dawneye, Servant of the Song exclaims, "Kill them! Kill them till they die from it!"

Sujon tells you, "You should destroy some gold sovereigns."
I'm to ruin the economy? Too late now.
A golden retriever tells you, "You idiot! You can go to Nil with your grandfather."
No need to attack my family now. sad.gif I don't even know my grandfather
A diseased toad cuddles up to your memories.

A massive ice worm challenges your leg.

A pearl vial slithers around the love of your life.

Syridean tells you, "Can you taste the hair of the Supernals?"
There's a bigger picture I'm missing here.
Ayden2010-11-10 09:58:08
QUOTE (Aicuthi @ Nov 9 2010, 11:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
A trip to the aetherplex




Am I really that suspicious? I feel like public enemy #1. laugh.gif


Pure coincidence! I swear!
Eventru2010-11-10 14:45:15
QUOTE (casilu @ Nov 10 2010, 02:15 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Which makes me wonder...

How the censor.gif would Eventru expect me to know that?


Well, I presume you've eaten peeps before, and likely will again. smile.gif It's not hard to go II PEEPS, then EAT PEEP (x10) and from that determine which is the bugged one (if it's the 2nd, then it's the second on II PEEPS, etc)
Unknown2010-11-10 14:48:16
That's a big presumption, but Casilu's actually referring to knowing what "rep #" means.
Casilu2010-11-10 16:02:48
QUOTE (Zarquan @ Nov 10 2010, 06:48 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
That's a big presumption, but Casilu's actually referring to knowing what "rep #" means.


^
Unknown2010-11-10 16:07:51
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You sing to Eamon, "Uncle Eamon, master of eeeeaaaase--- with his swords he likes to teeeeeease."
You sing, "Beasty bodies, necks and aaaaall! Ears he'll cut off, skin aaaannnndd…"
"Uhh…" you stall.
Woodland Sage Eamon Starleaf asks, "… balls?"
Nariah2010-11-10 19:56:59
You portal to The Midnight Sanctum.
The Midnight Sanctum.
As black as the Void itself, a circular obsidian bookshelf towers in the centre. Sparkling liquids bubble up from a fountain here. A painting of Nariah Crossing the Bondero is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall.

Sonovabitch. Curses and pox upon your house Tekora for ever making this painting. I'm gonna need a list of those who bought it to track down the smartass!
Diamondais2010-11-10 19:58:07
QUOTE (Nariah @ Nov 10 2010, 08:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You portal to The Midnight Sanctum.
The Midnight Sanctum.
As black as the Void itself, a circular obsidian bookshelf towers in the centre. Sparkling liquids bubble up from a fountain here. A painting of Nariah Crossing the Bondero is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall.

Sonovabitch. Curses and pox upon your house Tekora for ever making this painting. I'm gonna need a list of those who bought it to track down the smartass!

laugh.gif