Quotes 7

by Arix

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Daraius2011-07-31 00:37:09
QUOTE (Kialkarkea @ Jul 30 2011, 11:48 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Oh dear. He specified cupcakes instead of pastries. Daraius, you homewrecker.


I'd be the homewrecker if he'd said "I love cupcakes more than all the you in the world." happy.gif
Unknown2011-07-31 00:49:01
QUOTE (Daraius @ Jul 30 2011, 08:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'd be the homewrecker if he'd said "I love cupcakes more than all the you in the world." happy.gif

But you are a Pastry Chef! That means that you may be responsible for the non-cupcake pastries that he did not specify!
Dynami2011-07-31 03:41:12
QUOTE (Xenthos @ Jul 30 2011, 06:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Bound credits can't be put on the market.

I'd like to think that everyone suffers from the inflation of the credit market and so everyone having credits would alleviate the problem.

....right?
Sormuuri2011-07-31 16:27:25
Sort of a quote, sorry if if it's not the right place but...

I was putting up defenses the other day while talking to my girlfriend and roommate. In my distraction I tried to "spiritbond cher"
Everiine2011-07-31 16:52:41
QUOTE (Sormuuri @ Jul 31 2011, 11:27 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Sort of a quote, sorry if if it's not the right place but...

I was putting up defenses the other day while talking to my girlfriend and roommate. In my distraction I tried to "spiritbond cher"

Did anyone else immediately think of the characters from the "Oh My Gods" webcomic?
Malikie2011-07-31 22:00:26
QUOTE (Sormuuri @ Jul 31 2011, 05:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Sort of a quote, sorry if if it's not the right place but...

I was putting up defenses the other day while talking to my girlfriend and roommate. In my distraction I tried to "spiritbond cher"



QUOTE (Everiine @ Jul 31 2011, 05:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Did anyone else immediately think of the characters from the "Oh My Gods" webcomic?



No I was more thinking it would be a Hallifax thing, running around shouting "If I could turn back time..."
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Neos2011-08-01 02:12:47
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Slowly shrinking inch by inch from the outside in, a swirling pool of celestial light finally dries up, only a single droplet hanging in mid-air. Falling to the ground, the droplet dissipates into the air, a fading star against the backdrop of the corporeal world.

That's pretty awesome.
Seraku2011-08-01 08:19:58
QUOTE
Alacardael Erid'in, Essence of the Shadows wear hat.

Amanuensis Maellio Onz'Verheu, the Penumbral Observer says, "You wear hat well."


Not much, but it made me chuckle a bit.
Unknown2011-08-01 21:59:12
(*): Someone (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Munsia gets me excited."
Unknown2011-08-01 22:03:28
QUOTE (Kayte @ Aug 1 2011, 05:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(*): Someone (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Munsia gets me excited."


......oh dear...
Miciah2011-08-01 22:20:04
QUOTE (Marina_Whytetower @ Aug 1 2011, 03:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
......oh dear...


I was thinking the same thing.. even if that quote is entirely out of context, it made me laugh
Arel2011-08-02 05:00:14
Maellio tells you, "I could tempt you with booze - I know you like it, you will of course deny but
you are a liar."
Neos2011-08-02 15:31:36
QUOTE
Terentia begins to wield a small sharp piece of paper in Her left hand.

Arian looks at Terentia with utter fear in his eyes before screaming loudly.

Terentia begins to wield a small sharp piece of paper in Her right hand.

Terentia razes Arian's speed defence with a small sharp piece of paper.
With a focused look, Terentia strikes at Arian with a small sharp piece of paper.
Terentia strikes deep into his gut, and a bloody intestine partially erupts with a foul stench.
With a focused look, Terentia strikes at Arian with a small sharp piece of paper.
Terentia strikes his chest for a small surface wound.
With a focused look, Terentia strikes at Arian with a small sharp piece of paper, who raises a sleek crimson heater shield emblazoned with a golden eye. Terentia's broadsword strikes his shield, which completely absorbs the blow.
With a focused look, Terentia strikes at Arian with a small sharp piece of paper. Terentia strikes through Arian's chest, gashing apart layers of skin to reveal his bloody ribcage.
Lendren2011-08-02 15:54:06
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A crackle of electricity sweeps across the dull sky with a series of sparks, echoing in the dry air.
5635h, 6900m, 8280e, 10p, 21900en, 27900w ex-
An enormous set of scales blossoms in the sky, surrounded by a white circle of energy. A translucent image of an unfortunate mortal appears on the right scale and a solitary feather shimmers on the left scale, which then teeters back and forth with a dull creak, weighing the deeds of the mortal. With a final ominous clang the scales balance out, allowing the individual to live.
5635h, 6900m, 8280e, 10p, 21900en, 27900w ex-
An enormous set of scales blossoms in the sky, surrounded by a white circle of energy. A translucent image of an unfortunate mortal appears on the right scale and a solitary feather shimmers on the left scale, which then teeters back and forth with a dull creak, weighing the deeds of the mortal. With a final ominous clang the scales balance out, allowing the individual to live.
5635h, 6900m, 8280e, 10p, 21900en, 27900w ex-
An enormous set of scales blossoms in the sky, surrounded by a white circle of energy. A translucent image of an unfortunate mortal appears on the right scale and a solitary feather shimmers on the left scale, which then teeters back and forth with a dull creak, weighing the deeds of the mortal. With a final ominous clang the scales balance out, allowing the individual to live.
5635h, 6900m, 8280e, 10p, 21900en, 27900w ex-
An enormous set of scales blossoms in the sky, surrounded by a white circle of energy. A translucent image of an unfortunate mortal appears on the right scale and a solitary feather shimmers on the left scale, which then teeters back and forth with a dull creak, weighing the deeds of the mortal. With a final ominous clang the scales balance out, allowing the individual to live.
5635h, 6900m, 8280e, 10p, 21900en, 27900w ex-
An enormous set of scales blossoms in the sky, surrounded by a white circle of energy. A translucent image of an unfortunate mortal appears on the right scale and a solitary feather shimmers on the left scale, which then teeters back and forth with a dull creak, weighing the deeds of the mortal. With a final ominous clang the scales balance out, allowing the individual to live.
5635h, 6900m, 8280e, 10p, 21900en, 27900w ex-
An enormous set of scales blossoms in the sky, surrounded by a white circle of energy. A translucent image of an unfortunate mortal appears on the right scale and a solitary feather shimmers on the left scale, which then teeters back and forth with a dull creak, weighing the deeds of the mortal. With a final ominous clang the scales balance out, allowing the individual to live.
5635h, 6900m, 8280e, 10p, 21900en, 27900w ex-
An enormous set of scales blossoms in the sky, surrounded by a white circle of energy. A translucent image of an unfortunate mortal appears on the right scale and a solitary feather shimmers on the left scale, which then teeters back and forth with a dull creak, weighing the deeds of the mortal. With a final ominous clang the scales balance out, allowing the individual to live.
5635h, 6900m, 8280e, 10p, 21900en, 27900w ex-
An enormous set of scales blossoms in the sky, surrounded by a white circle of energy. A translucent image of an unfortunate mortal appears on the right scale and a solitary feather shimmers on the left scale, which then teeters back and forth with a dull creak, weighing the deeds of the mortal. With a final ominous clang the scales balance out, allowing the individual to live.
5635h, 6900m, 8280e, 10p, 21900en, 27900w ex-
An enormous set of scales blossoms in the sky, surrounded by a white circle of energy. A translucent image of an unfortunate mortal appears on the right scale and a solitary feather shimmers on the left scale, which then teeters back and forth with a dull creak, weighing the deeds of the mortal. With a final ominous clang the scales balance out, allowing the individual to live.
5635h, 6900m, 8280e, 10p, 21900en, 27900w ex-
An enormous set of scales blossoms in the sky, surrounded by a white circle of energy. A translucent image of an unfortunate mortal appears on the right scale and a solitary feather shimmers on the left scale, which then teeters back and forth with a dull creak, weighing the deeds of the mortal. With a final ominous clang the scales balance out, allowing the individual to live.
5635h, 6900m, 8280e, 10p, 21900en, 27900w ex-
An enormous set of scales blossoms in the sky, surrounded by a white circle of energy. A translucent image of an unfortunate mortal appears on the right scale and a solitary feather shimmers on the left scale, which then teeters back and forth with a dull creak, weighing the deeds of the mortal. With a final ominous clang the scales balance out, allowing the individual to live.
5635h, 6900m, 8280e, 10p, 21900en, 27900w ex-help spam

15.7 SPAMMING

Spamming, in the context of Lusternia, could be one of two things.
It includes flooding as well, which is the use of exceedingly long
texts, whether repeated or not.

1) repeatedly sending any unwanted text. This can be multiple repeated
yells, shouts, or says, or use of market, clan, city, order, guild, or
any other channels.

2) sending any message that is OOC and unsolicited or may reasonably be
understood as advertising. (see HELP ADVERTISING)

Spam directed at any person for the purpose of harrassment is strictly
prohibited and can have severe consequences, including permanent loss,
banning, and notification of relevant authorities.

There is no justification for spam or flooding, ever. The failure of
someone to respond to you is never grounds for spamming.

Note: If this includes "spam" such as many scries when you have aethersight on,
or aggressive actions when you're graced, then please do not issue for these.
YOU have the option to turn the "spam" on, or off, and we expect you to take
responsibility for your decisions.
5635h, 6900m, 8280e, 10p, 21900en, 27900w ex-
An enormous set of scales blossoms in the sky, surrounded by a white circle of energy. A translucent image of an unfortunate mortal appears on the right scale and a solitary feather shimmers on the left scale, which then teeters back and forth with a dull creak, weighing the deeds of the mortal. With a final ominous clang the scales balance out, allowing the individual to live.
Ssaliss2011-08-02 15:57:26
That scale is so rigged it's not even funny.
Unknown2011-08-02 16:15:03
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The sensation builds in the pit of your stomach then up towards your chest before enveloping you in darkness. You can see your fate, and know you are being Judged. Your very essence is put on trial and the scale teeters first one way, then the next. It feels as if you are upon one side of the scale as the movement fills your senses. As abruptly as it began, it ends, signalled by the clear
sound of an ominous clang as the scales balance out. You are left free to live this time, though the pain that fills your mind, body and soul are left as testament to the wrath of Terentia, the Even
Bladed.
2278h, 3960m, 3780e, 10p, 21800en, 26400w esSilrkd-(sip health)(-2460 Health, -2850 Mana, -2700 Ego)
3057h, 3960m, 3780e, 10p, 21800en, 26400w esSilrkd-(+779 Health)
"Eep!", you scream in fright.

The sensation builds in the pit of your stomach then up towards your chest before enveloping you in darkness. You can see your fate, and know you are being Judged. Your very essence is put on trial and the scale teeters first one way, then the next. It feels as if you are upon one side of the scale as the movement fills your senses. As abruptly as it began, it ends, signalled by the clear
sound of an ominous clang as the scales balance out. You are left free to live this time, though the pain that fills your mind, body and soul are left as testament to the wrath of Terentia, the Even
Bladed.
4058h, 3960m, 4215e, 10p, 21880en, 26400w esSilrxkd-(+246 Health, +285 Mana, +450 Ego)
The sensation builds in the pit of your stomach then up towards your chest before enveloping you in darkness. You can see your fate, and know you are being Judged. Your very essence is put on trial and the scale teeters first one way, then the next. It feels as if you are upon one side of the scale as the movement fills your senses. As abruptly as it began, it ends, signalled by the clear
sound of an ominous clang as the scales balance out. You are left free to live this time, though the pain that fills your mind, body and soul are left as testament to the wrath of Terentia, the Even
Bladed.

The sensation builds in the pit of your stomach then up towards your chest before enveloping you in darkness. You can see your fate, and know you are being Judged. Your very essence is put on trial and the scale teeters first one way, then the next. It feels as if you are upon one side of the scale as the movement fills your senses. As abruptly as it began, it ends, signalled by the clear
sound of an ominous clang as the scales balance out. You are left free to live this time, though the pain that fills your mind, body and soul are left as testament to the wrath of Terentia, the Even
Bladed.
853h, 1m, 1e, 10p, 21870en, 26400w esSilrkd-(-2460 Health, -2324 Mana, -2594 Ego)
The sensation builds in the pit of your stomach then up towards your chest before enveloping you in darkness. You can see your fate, and know you are being Judged. Your very essence is put on trial and the scale teeters first one way, then the next. It feels as if you are upon one side of the scale as the movement fills your senses. As abruptly as it began, it ends, signalled by the clear
sound of an ominous clang as the scales balance out. You are left free to live this time, though the pain that fills your mind, body and soul are left as testament to the wrath of Terentia, the Even
Bladed.
1h, 1m, 1e, 10p, 21870en, 26400w esSilrkd-(-852 Health)

The sensation builds in the pit of your stomach then up towards your chest before enveloping you in darkness. You can see your fate, and know you are being Judged. Your very essence is put on trial and the scale teeters first one way, then the next. It feels as if you are upon one side of the scale as the movement fills your senses. As abruptly as it began, it ends, signalled by the clear
sound of an ominous clang as the scales balance out. You are left free to live this time, though the pain that fills your mind, body and soul are left as testament to the wrath of Terentia, the Even
Bladed.
1571h, 1m, 1e, 10p, 21850en, 26400w esSilrkd-(-2460 Health, -1500 Mana, -1605 Ego)
The sensation builds in the pit of your stomach then up towards your chest before enveloping you in darkness. You can see your fate, and know you are being Judged. Your very essence is put on trial and the scale teeters first one way, then the next. It feels as if you are upon one side of the scale as the movement fills your senses. As abruptly as it began, it ends, signalled by the clear
sound of an ominous clang as the scales balance out. You are left free to live this time, though the pain that fills your mind, body and soul are left as testament to the wrath of Terentia, the Even
Bladed.
1h, 1m, 1e, 10p, 21850en, 26400w esSilrkd-(-1570 Health)
The sensation builds in the pit of your stomach then up towards your chest before enveloping you in darkness. You can see your fate, and know you are being Judged. Your very essence is put on trial and the scale teeters first one way, then the next. It feels as if you are upon one side of the scale as the movement fills your senses. As abruptly as it began, it ends, signalled by the clear
sound of an ominous clang as the scales balance out. You are left free to live this time, though the pain that fills your mind, body and soul are left as testament to the wrath of Terentia, the Even
Bladed.
1h, 1m, 1e, 10p, 21870en, 26400w esSilrkd-
The sensation builds in the pit of your stomach then up towards your chest before enveloping you in darkness. You can see your fate, and know you are being Judged. Your very essence is put on trial and the scale teeters first one way, then the next. It feels as if you are upon one side of the scale as the movement fills your senses. As abruptly as it began, it ends, signalled by the clear
sound of an ominous clang as the scales balance out. You are left free to live this time, though the pain that fills your mind, body and soul are left as testament to the wrath of Terentia, the Even
Bladed.
1h, 1m, 1e, 10p, 21870en, 26400w esSilrkd-
The sensation builds in the pit of your stomach then up towards your chest before enveloping you in darkness. You can see your fate, and know you are being Judged. Your very essence is put on trial and the scale teeters first one way, then the next. It feels as if you are upon one side of the scale as the movement fills your senses. As abruptly as it began, it ends, signalled by the clear
sound of an ominous clang as the scales balance out. You are left free to live this time, though the pain that fills your mind, body and soul are left as testament to the wrath of Terentia, the Even
Bladed.
1h, 1m, 1e, 10p, 21870en, 26400w esSilrkd-
The sensation builds in the pit of your stomach then up towards your chest before enveloping you in darkness. You can see your fate, and know you are being Judged. Your very essence is put on trial and the scale teeters first one way, then the next. It feels as if you are upon one side of the scale as the movement fills your senses. As abruptly as it began, it ends, signalled by the clear
sound of an ominous clang as the scales balance out. You are left free to live this time, though the pain that fills your mind, body and soul are left as testament to the wrath of Terentia, the Even
Bladed.
1h, 1m, 1e, 10p, 21870en, 26400w esSilrxkd-


The Lady is back! biggrin.gif
Unknown2011-08-02 21:17:15
Spammy.
Kaia2011-08-03 01:21:14
QUOTE
Siam eats a reishi mushroom.

Siam calls out "Thank you."

Siam eats a reishi mushroom.

You nod your head enthusiastically.

Siam eats a reishi mushroom.

Siam eats a reishi mushroom.

Siam eats a reishi mushroom.

Siam eats a reishi mushroom.

Oblate Malarious, Votary of Bat says, "You are eating too many reishi."

Siam eats a reishi mushroom.

Siam eats a reishi mushroom.

Oblate Malarious, Votary of Bat says, "That's why you ran out."


This made me laugh a lot.
Vadi2011-08-03 02:35:53
QUOTE
A banshee bound in shadows stares at Rivius, then suddenly emits a high-pitched screech at him,
causing the colour to drain from his face.
Rivius has been slain by Shuyin.
With a telepathic sigh, a pooka bound in shadows tells you that he has lost control of Rivius's
actions.
Rivius drops a package of meat.
Rivius drops a package of meat.
Rivius drops the corpse of a large wood weevil.
Rivius drops the corpse of a giant red weevil.
Rivius drops a headless corpse.
Rivius drops a stalk of faeleaf.
Rivius drops a sprig of marjoram.
Rivius cries out in pain as a black direwolf leaps up and clamps its powerful jaws around his right
arm.


Buh! sad.gif
Razenth2011-08-03 02:44:20
But don't banshees do direct damage?