Quotes 7

by Arix

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Unknown2011-08-03 02:45:23
Unknown2011-08-03 16:00:05
(BattleOn): Shuyin says, "I believe in you."
Lehki2011-08-04 04:32:40
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(clan): You say, "Wouldn't Thax be that?"

(clan): You say, "The first cyborg, I mean."

(clan): Ixchilgal (from the Aetherways) says, "He had no fleshy parts left. Just essencey-goop."

(clan): You say, "So what was he then?"

(clan): Ixchilgal (from the Aetherways) says, "Thax is basically just SkyNet."

(clan): You say, "Eeeeh."

(clan): Ixchilgal (from the Aetherways) says, "Alright, then he'd be Hal."

(clan): You say, "Those were both originally computers though."

(clan): Ixchilgal (from the Aetherways) says, "Evil computers!"

(clan): You say, "Yeah, but, he's still like... not a computer."

(clan): Ixchilgal (from the Aetherways) says, "I'm having trouble thinking of evil robots."

(clan): Ixchilgal (from the Aetherways) says, "How about Rosie from the Jetsons?"

(clan): You say, "..."

(clan): You say, "I would say he's more like a brain in a jar type of thing."

(clan): Ixchilgal (from the Aetherways) says, "That bitch was scary when George walkd in with mud on his feet."

(clan): You say, "Brain in a jar on top of a killer robot."

(clan): Ixchilgal (from the Aetherways) says, "He's Ronald Raegon in Futurama?"

(clan): You say, "There you go."


We later recalled that he actually meant Richard Nixon in futurama, but whatever.

If Thax ever shows up that is how I will imagine him to look and sound.
Casilu2011-08-04 04:54:32
I'm sorry, but I have to disagree. HAL was not an evil computer. HAL was an insane computer. There was a contradiction in the orders of his programming and it caused him to come to the one logical conclusion to carry out both orders was to kill the crew and run the mission himself.
Lorina2011-08-04 06:48:23
** Stupid Pharamon, not coming around so we can marry... **

This retriever is the picture of regal composure, complete with a rich gold-hued coat. His eyes are
slanted and narrow, a look of friendliness and intelligence playing across his expression. Muscular
and sturdy shoulders give way to a slightly sloping back. He appears well balanced, and would make
an excellent addition for a hunting campaign. He is called 'Xom.'
A golden retriever is not one to be trifled with.
He weighs about 100 pounds.
He is loyal to Lord Crusader Pharamon Inalai, Hammer of The Dagger.
You cannot see what a golden retriever is holding.

** Ah ha! Let's hit the dog once and relieve some stress. **

5544h, 7500m, 7920e, 10p, 20400en, 35400w eixb-point staff reti
You detect nothing here by that name.
5544h, 7500m, 7920e, 10p, 20400en, 35400w eixb-point staff retriever
Pointing your staff at a golden retriever, icy water erupts forth and pounds into his body. A golden
retriever gasps from the shock of the cold water, the very breath knocked out of him.
You have scored a CRUSHING CRITICAL hit!
No longer able to stand the brutal force of the icy waters, a golden retriever struggles for one
last breath before succumbing to death.
You have slain a golden retriever.
Your mind propels the corpse of a golden retriever into your hands.

You sent the following message to Pharamon: About the dog...I had no idea I would get a critical hit...

censor.gif
Seraku2011-08-04 07:37:44
QUOTE (Lorina @ Aug 4 2011, 02:48 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
** Stupid Pharamon, not coming around so we can marry... **

This retriever is the picture of regal composure, complete with a rich gold-hued coat. His eyes are
slanted and narrow, a look of friendliness and intelligence playing across his expression. Muscular
and sturdy shoulders give way to a slightly sloping back. He appears well balanced, and would make
an excellent addition for a hunting campaign. He is called 'Xom.'
A golden retriever is not one to be trifled with.
He weighs about 100 pounds.
He is loyal to Lord Crusader Pharamon Inalai, Hammer of The Dagger.
You cannot see what a golden retriever is holding.

** Ah ha! Let's hit the dog once and relieve some stress. **

5544h, 7500m, 7920e, 10p, 20400en, 35400w eixb-point staff reti
You detect nothing here by that name.
5544h, 7500m, 7920e, 10p, 20400en, 35400w eixb-point staff retriever
Pointing your staff at a golden retriever, icy water erupts forth and pounds into his body. A golden
retriever gasps from the shock of the cold water, the very breath knocked out of him.
You have scored a CRUSHING CRITICAL hit!
No longer able to stand the brutal force of the icy waters, a golden retriever struggles for one
last breath before succumbing to death.
You have slain a golden retriever.
Your mind propels the corpse of a golden retriever into your hands.

You sent the following message to Pharamon: About the dog...I had no idea I would get a critical hit...

censor.gif


Lorii~ Joo are gonna have some 'splaining to doo~
Unknown2011-08-04 07:39:22
QUOTE (Lorina @ Aug 4 2011, 02:48 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
** Stupid Pharamon, not coming around so we can marry... **

This retriever is the picture of regal composure, complete with a rich gold-hued coat. His eyes are
slanted and narrow, a look of friendliness and intelligence playing across his expression. Muscular
and sturdy shoulders give way to a slightly sloping back. He appears well balanced, and would make
an excellent addition for a hunting campaign. He is called 'Xom.'
A golden retriever is not one to be trifled with.
He weighs about 100 pounds.
He is loyal to Lord Crusader Pharamon Inalai, Hammer of The Dagger.
You cannot see what a golden retriever is holding.

** Ah ha! Let's hit the dog once and relieve some stress. **

5544h, 7500m, 7920e, 10p, 20400en, 35400w eixb-point staff reti
You detect nothing here by that name.
5544h, 7500m, 7920e, 10p, 20400en, 35400w eixb-point staff retriever
Pointing your staff at a golden retriever, icy water erupts forth and pounds into his body. A golden
retriever gasps from the shock of the cold water, the very breath knocked out of him.
You have scored a CRUSHING CRITICAL hit!
No longer able to stand the brutal force of the icy waters, a golden retriever struggles for one
last breath before succumbing to death.
You have slain a golden retriever.
Your mind propels the corpse of a golden retriever into your hands.

You sent the following message to Pharamon: About the dog...I had no idea I would get a critical hit...

censor.gif


....Good Lord...remind me to never make you really mad...
Neos2011-08-04 08:19:58
QUOTE
Ser Shuyin says, "Yessss."

QUOTE
Ser Shuyin says, "Since when is Neos a demi."

The most heartbreaking moment ever. sad.gif
Aerotan2011-08-04 09:02:04
QUOTE (AquaNeos @ Aug 4 2011, 01:19 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The most heartbreaking moment ever. sad.gif

I still get that on Syri...
Unknown2011-08-04 14:10:14


Heck, even Bender is an evil robot. Forget about Nixon. tongue.gif
Ilyssa2011-08-04 14:25:35
QUOTE (Zarquan @ Aug 4 2011, 10:10 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Heck, even Bender is an evil robot. Forget about Nixon. tongue.gif

I... think I missed this completely.
Unknown2011-08-04 15:17:17
I think Zarquan thinks Thax might look a little like Maximillian from The Black Hole

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmw54wLDCrw...feature=related

The Black Hole was a Disney movie from 1979.
Unknown2011-08-04 15:46:03
Thax is a Dalek.
Unknown2011-08-04 15:54:06
Erm, I don't think there's any resemblances. I was responding to the 'having trouble thinking of evil robots' thing. And, Maximilian even ended up as a sort of cyborg at the end.
Lilia2011-08-04 17:56:00
QUOTE (Alacardael! @ Aug 4 2011, 10:46 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Thax is a Dalek.

Ooooo, that's perfect!
Ilyssa2011-08-05 18:38:58
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(Market): Ixion says, "Seeking spars, come at me bros."
Malikie2011-08-05 22:59:57
(Awesome Clan): Lorina says, "I don't mudsex."

(Awesome Clan): Lorina says, "Unless you pay me."

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Lorina2011-08-05 23:00:20
U fast, dude.
Ilyys2011-08-06 20:06:19
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(Newbie): Brenvol says, "Would anyone like to kill me?"
Toracu2011-08-07 00:44:18
(Ship): You say, "2.30 more!"

(Ship): Narynth says, "We might need to break for a bit."

(Ship): Ankastra says, "Yay. Wish I was close."

You have received a lesson for playing today. Congratulations.

(Ship): Narynth says, "We're losing momentum."

(Ship): You say, "That's so racist!"

(Ship): You say, "It's because I'm igasho isn't it?"

(Ship): Ardmore says, "What."

(Ship): Narynth says, "Probably."

(Ship): Razenth says, "Hush, Zygot."

(Ship): Narynth says, "Kidding, kidding."

(posting for a friend)