Quotes 7

by Arix

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Lorina2011-08-07 02:30:32
(Newbie): Iytha says, "Newton caverns is a good bet, but you'll want to learn some knighthood first
so you'll be good with your sword."

(Newbie): Tracer says, "Baby, I'm very good with my sword."

Zomg, in love with the newbie already.
Vadi2011-08-07 15:33:16
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2011/08/06 11:00:19 - Xarcon slew a Daughter of Night that was loyal to you.
2011/08/06 11:00:19 - Enemy status granted for Xarcon: Slaying a Daughter of Night.


How long has he been Mag CL for? biggrin.gif
Unknown2011-08-07 19:54:11
QUOTE (Vadi @ Aug 7 2011, 11:33 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
How long has he been Mag CL for? biggrin.gif

I don't understand what being enemied to another organization has to do with being CL at all.
Lawliet2011-08-07 20:13:04
QUOTE (Phoebus @ Aug 7 2011, 08:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I don't understand what being enemied to another organization has to do with being CL at all.


Don't you see? He's trolling tongue.gif
Unknown2011-08-07 21:57:44
QUOTE (Lawliet @ Aug 7 2011, 04:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Don't you see? He's trolling tongue.gif

He's not very good at it. Trolling is a art.
Casilu2011-08-07 22:00:37
QUOTE (Phoebus @ Aug 7 2011, 02:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
He's not very good at it. Trolling is a art.


I know you're tactic, and will not fall for it.
Unknown2011-08-07 22:01:49
QUOTE (casilu @ Aug 7 2011, 06:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I know you're tactic, and will not fall for it.

Well, that's too bad. But I'm sure theres someone here who hasn't picked up on it.
Aramel2011-08-07 22:17:22
I WILL KILL YOU BOTH.
Casilu2011-08-07 22:23:07
QUOTE (Aramel @ Aug 7 2011, 03:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I WILL KILL YOU BOTH.


Its not a good idea too bee sew angry.
Ssaliss2011-08-07 22:25:55
Bee sew?

Unknown2011-08-07 22:26:48
Unknown2011-08-07 23:20:59
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(Newbie): Tracer says, "A Dirigible just came by and tried to convince me inside of it with a piece of candy."
(Newbie): Pesukaru says, "Aye, I'm afraid we don't have vans here."


Oh Pesu. laugh.gif
Neos2011-08-08 02:17:52
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Aerys is here, flailing helplessly around Everiine. She wields a pristine emerald rapier in each hand.


QUOTE
Siam tells you, "I want to marry a tomato sandwich."

And thus began the quest to get Siam married to a tomato sandwich.
Everiine2011-08-08 02:20:46
I must find out who you are now!
Unknown2011-08-08 04:08:53
XXXX tells you, "WTFBANANAS?!!!! LMFAO!!!!"

.....?????? The does WTFbananas mean? o.O
Jack2011-08-08 17:49:17
It means someone is confused or angered at the prospect of additional potassium in their diet.
Ssaliss2011-08-08 22:58:57
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Reality slows as the Fates weave a new creation into the Tapestry of Life.

** New Announce **

PUBLIC NEWS #1496
Date: 8/8/2011 at 22:55
From: Sior the Anomaly
To : Everyone
Subj: Changes

o Quest xp for the promotion won't also use aetherbashing experience.

o Writhing from grapples will now take a more variable time.

o You should no longer lose defenses in the middle of Battlerun.

o Impaling/pinleg has been overhauled. As a result, things should run
much cleaner from now on. It is now impossible for two or more people to
stick their swords in the same person's bodypart (so two people can't
both pin Sior's left leg). You can, however, each pin down a separate
leg.

o There is no longer a chance for the sliceear message given during a
knight attack to be missing if the attacker has Aeonics TimelessBody
active. On a related note, TimelessBody will now properly help to save
the victim from receiving a sliced ear.

o In line with Order Castout, Unbaptise can now be by mortal players on
other players who are not logged in.

o You can now correctly swiftswim in gravity.

o PaleMalt, DarkMalt, and AmberMalt will now actually raise your level
of inebriation. Get drinking!

Enjoy!

Penned by My hand on the 6th of Shanthin, in the year 302 CE.

Tsk. That's not a new announce tongue.gif

EDIT: At least until you moved it. Tsk on you, sirs, tsk on you!
Unknown2011-08-09 01:26:08
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(Celest): Pharamon (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "You know, I'm about tired of my hound being slain."
(Celest): You say, "Maybe you should come around more often so your wife doesn't complain to me."
(Celest): Pharamon (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I can only do so much, Aeral."
(Celest): You say, "Well then maybe you need to properly discipline her."
(Celest): Kalegyne says, "And hello, Daddy Pharamon."
(Celest): Neos says, "He's a paladin, not a miracle worker."
(Celest): You say, "Ha!"
(Celest): Savea (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Woooow."
(Celest): Kelly (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Do you let Miciah discipline you?"
(Celest): Inagin (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "(yes)"
(Celest): Kalegyne says, "Err..."
(Celest): You say, "No, quite the opposite."
(Celest): Kelly (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "There you go."
(Celest): Miciah says, "It is true."
(Celest): Miciah says, "She has me trained to a t."
(Celest): You say, "Shh, Miciah."
(Celest): Kalegyne says, "Too much information! TOO much information."
Ixion2011-08-09 03:04:07
Evil-enemy-person tells you, "Move here and be my roommate. "

D'awwwwww biggrin.gif
Unknown2011-08-09 03:25:53
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He is a regal aslaran demigod and stands about 7 feet 4 inches tall. He has an elderly look to him, but it is not beginning to show. His hair is coloured blue with red highlights that are long enough to touch the collar of his robes. His arms are incredibly muscular from his sword-wielding days as a Paladin. On his right arm is a self-inscribed tattoo of a handsome red-haired, tanned man, the letters spelling out the name of his mate, Faragan. His left arm bears another inscription, this one just a simple, large 'S'. On his back, on the right hand side near his shoulder blade he has a small tattoo of a Divine, this one looking as if He was just finished adolescence and is labelled 'Lord Lyreth'. Shric looks to be able to melt steel with calm blue eyes that appear to change with every different emotion he is expressing, from midnight blue to almost teal. They are seen behind a pair of silver spectacles that allow him to read from tomes and books. Shric has a relatively large smile hidden behind a mask that he is never seen without. He is missing part of his pinky finger on his right hand, the accident of a badly timed hit from sword practice, but only one who was truly looking for it would notice. His legs are lean and hairless. His stance is continuously cat-like and agile, and he is never at full height, instead lowering his centre of gravity. Finally, a golden quill is sticking out of his robes, betraying the fact that he is a Bookbinder. He is wearing a fesix backpack, a dark blue watch studded with diamonds, 4 pocketbelts, an etched ruby ring, a masculine white gold wedding band set with a large diamond, Spectacles of Clairvoyance, Lyrical Prayer Beads of the Sidereal Prince, a ridiculous pig nose, a spiked leather choker, a Circlet of Lucidity, an etched opal ring, a vibrant collar of spun gold and prismatic crystal, an emerald clover-shaped stud through his right ear, a bloodstone salamander stud through his left ear, an emerald clover-shaped stud through his left ear, a platinum sword and hammer stud through his septum, a platinum sword and hammer stud through his lower lip, a skull shaped stud through his labret, a bloodstone salamander stud through his left ear, a skull shaped stud through his right eyebrow, a skull shaped stud through his left eyebrow, a skull shaped stud through his tongue, a bloodstone salamander stud through his right ear, a bloodstone salamander stud through his right ear, a jade frog stud through his right ear, a jade frog stud through his right ear, a jade frog stud through his left ear, an emerald clover-shaped stud through his left nostril, a jade frog stud through his left ear, an emerald clover-shaped stud through his right nostril, a platinum sword and hammer stud through his upper lip, a Lyrethian watch, a lightweight aslaran great helm, a suit of brilliant white field plate, an etched turquoise ring, an etched coral ring, an etched amethyst ring, an etched beryl ring, an etched garnet ring, an etched pearl ring. Tattooed on his face is the illustration of a full face tattoo of red and black.


Long description is long.