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Unknown2011-08-12 01:16:14
QUOTE (Jack @ Aug 8 2011, 01:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It means someone is confused or angered at the prospect of additional potassium in their diet.


Ah. He's bananadiced then. Bastard. Love the bananas!

Quick Edit: And today I found out what "fapping" means in clan conversation......who the hell comes up with these words?! I thought it was when two old women are bickering at each other. I got a mental image of two elderly women at Walmart arguing back and forth. Unfortunately, the mental image that replaced it has caused my therapist bill to sky rocket. -.- Est, I'm billing you for my next few therapy sessions.
Unknown2011-08-12 01:21:48
Morbo tells you, "You all could at least not unbalance teams in the arena, :censor:."

Behold Hallifax!
Aison2011-08-12 01:42:00
QUOTE (Jack @ Aug 11 2011, 03:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Back in the early days of Magnagora, I had a competition going with this one dude to see who could write the longest and most insufferably purple description. I think his topped out about eighteen sentences.


Impressive. I bet I could go up to, like, forty, if I wanted to.

But I won't. You'll never get those skills from this girl.




biscuits are made of bread
Everiine2011-08-12 01:55:33
QUOTE (Alacardael! @ Aug 11 2011, 08:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Morbo tells you, "You all could at least not unbalance teams in the arena, censor.gif."

Behold Hallifax!

Morbo is probably the worst representative of Hallifax. Just like the person in Serenwilde who regularly does that.

EDIT:
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(Serenwilde): Hoernath says, "Was that a bunch of Mags going boom?"

(Serenwilde): You say, "Nope."

(Serenwilde): Ryylaet says, "Gaudy gaudis."

(Serenwilde): Ceiliana says, "Gaudis and Celestians."

(Serenwilde): You say, "Sea and Firefolk."

(Serenwilde): Ryylaet says, "The elements just don't mix."

(Serenwilde): Hoernath says, "Fried fish huh."

(Serenwilde): Terryn says, "Now I'm hungry."

(Serenwilde): Ryylaet says, "Oh. Huh, maybe the elements -do- mix then..."

Now I want fried fish sad.gif .
Xenthos2011-08-12 02:08:37
QUOTE (Everiine @ Aug 11 2011, 09:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Morbo is probably the worst representative of Hallifax. Just like the person in Serenwilde who regularly does that.

HELP HALLIFAX.
Unknown2011-08-12 02:31:19
QUOTE (Marina_Whytetower @ Aug 11 2011, 09:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ah. He's bananadiced then. Bastard. Love the bananas!

Quick Edit: And today I found out what "fapping" means in clan conversation......who the hell comes up with these words?! I thought it was when two old women are bickering at each other. I got a mental image of two elderly women at Walmart arguing back and forth. Unfortunately, the mental image that replaced it has caused my therapist bill to sky rocket. -.- Est, I'm billing you for my next few therapy sessions.

The term "fapping" as meaning masturbation originated from "fap" being the sound effect for jerkin' it in a NSFW comic called Sexy Losers. teach.gif (gr8 comic by the way)
Everiine2011-08-12 02:49:01
QUOTE (Xenthos @ Aug 11 2011, 09:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
HELP HALLIFAX.

I stand by my statement.
Unknown2011-08-12 02:52:14
Solution: join Hallifax, challenge Morbo?

Hallifax is very pretty! And we have cool birds and time cops!
Casilu2011-08-12 03:04:38
QUOTE (tempeste @ Aug 11 2011, 07:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Solution: join Hallifax, challenge Morbo?

Hallifax is very pretty! And we have cool birds and time cops!


I'll contest. And then I'll slowly turn into the Riddler.
Neos2011-08-12 03:06:25
QUOTE (casilu @ Aug 11 2011, 11:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'll contest. And then I'll slowly turn into the Riddler.

Casilu for Magistrate.
Casilu2011-08-12 03:23:19
QUOTE (AquaNeos @ Aug 11 2011, 08:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Casilu for Magistrate.


I'll set up complex traps and puzzles to take out the Avatars/Supernals/Fleshpots. And then when you fail to solve my challenges and lie blubbering like an ignorant child on the floor, then you'll know...
Neos2011-08-12 05:55:38
QUOTE
You stare deep into Pruxi's soul and discern that:
Pruxi's health stands at 4410/4410. Health: 100
Pruxi's mana stands at 2110/5256. Mana: 40
Pruxi's ego stands at 268/5868. Ego: 5
MINDBURST MINDBURST Pruxi MINDBURST MINDBURST
Pruxi's power stands at 3/10.
5433|98, 6061|106, 4664|81, 81, 100, 10p (exdbkSsirm)- 00:56:22.972 (-250 Mana)
Pruxi jumps aside, avoiding your blow.
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You stare deep into Pruxi's soul and discern that:
Pruxi's health stands at 3750/4410. Health: 85
Pruxi's mana stands at 2783/5256. Mana: 53
Pruxi's ego stands at 854/5868. Ego: 15
MINDBURST MINDBURST Pruxi MINDBURST MINDBURST
Pruxi's power stands at 4/10.
5433|98, 5811|101, 4664|81, 81, 100, 10p (exdbkSsirm)- 00:56:26.203 (-250 Mana)
Pruxi jumps aside, avoiding your blow.

Stupid dodging. sad.gif

QUOTE
Glowing with resplendant energies, an enormous tome hangs constant in the shifting space while the stuff of knowledge swirls violently about it.

Shedrin2011-08-12 06:08:18
QUOTE (AquaNeos @ Aug 12 2011, 12:55 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Stupid dodging. sad.gif


Yeah.... Researchers and Sentinels dodge my mindbursts all the time too.
Casilu2011-08-12 06:22:27
QUOTE (Shedrin @ Aug 11 2011, 11:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yeah.... Researchers and Sentinels dodge my mindbursts all the time too.


I tried to turn that into DMP once upon a time, but noooooo.
Ytran2011-08-12 07:19:39
QUOTE (AquaNeos @ Aug 12 2011, 12:55 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Stupid dodging. sad.gif

...

That is incredibly, uh...

Wow.
Unknown2011-08-13 21:06:53
Propaganda~
QUOTE
Shabinar Jacian says, "Regardless, these shofa have always been more wieldy than
a tahto. And the Serenwilde much nicer."

You say, "Shofa do move through the air nicely, don't they."

Baigoti, Moonlit Crafter says, "Like the Moon over Night's face."
Lehki2011-08-14 08:06:02
A bit long, sorry.
QUOTE
You say, "Where's that husband of ours, anyway."

Sadie Talnara, Marked of Bull says, "...ours?"

Sadie gives you the once-over, eyeing you suspiciously.

You look up into the air for divine inspiration.

You say, "Yours!"

Sadie snickers softly to herself.

You say, "Oh shush."

Childishly, you stick your tongue out at Sadie.

Sadie Talnara, Marked of Bull sticks out her tongue and says, "Dunno...he's around at a different time."

Sadie Talnara, Marked of Bull says, "He might as well be your husband too, anyway. You're so protective of Sadie."

Sadie gives you a friendly cuddle.

You give Sadie the once-over, eyeing her suspiciously.

You shudder violently as a chill ripples down your spine.

Sadie Talnara, Marked of Bull says, "You can help us make a new child."

You say, "No thanks, I am happi-."

You stare blankly at Sadie.

You say, "I..."

Sadie Talnara, Marked of Bull says, "Last time you made one with mister Solanis, right?"

You say, "Wait... what?"

You look about in confusion.

Sadie Talnara, Marked of Bull says, "You seem pretty experienced."

Sadie sways back and forth.

You say, "What are you talking about?"

Sadie Talnara, Marked of Bull exclaims, "Making babies!"

You say, "With Solanis!?"

Sadie nods her head emphatically.

You say, "I have no clue what you're talking about."

Sadie blinks incredulously at you.

You say, "I only have two children."

You give Sadie the once-over, eyeing her suspiciously.

You say, "One with Alondra, one with Sarrasri."

Sadie flails about helplessly.

Sadie Talnara, Marked of Bull says, "But you made a baby with mister Solanis for an ice woman!"

You stare blankly into space.

You say, "Oh gods."

You look up into the air for divine inspiration.

You say, "That was..."

You say, "That was uuuuh."

You chew on your lip thoughtfully.

You say to Sadie, "Your kids are adopted, aren't they?"

Sadie nods her head at you.

You say, "Yeah so... uh."

Sadie idly twitches her tail.

You say, "Well see snow babies aren't like normal babies."

You say, "They're made out of snow, you see?"

"Ummmm," Sadie says uncertainly.

You say, "So, unless you and Iasmos want a kid that's made out of snow, and likely to melt soon as the summer comes around, I can't really um... help you make a kid."

Tears fill Sadie's eyes and begin to slowly run down her face.

Sadie Talnara, Marked of Bull asks, "So the baby you made would have melted?"

You say, "Well no!"

You say, "Uuuh."

You say, "It stays on Frostica and all."

You say, "Always cold there."

Sadie Talnara, Marked of Bull says, "Oh."

Sadie Talnara, Marked of Bull asks, "Then how do you make a normal baby?"

You stare blankly into space.

Sadie Talnara, Marked of Bull says, "Is it a different recipe?"

You say, "... it's magic."

Utterly entranced, Sadie emits a long "Ooooh."

Sadie ponders the situation.

Sadie Talnara, Marked of Bull says, "Maybe it's easier just to adopt."

You say, "Yeah, I'd just stick with that, if I were you."

Sadie nods her head sagely.

You say, "There are already plenty of kids out there that need loving parents already, no need for making more."

Sadie's mouth turns up as her face breaks into a smile.
Lehki2011-08-14 08:06:13
Double Post FAILURE
Unknown2011-08-14 08:10:13
QUOTE (Lehki @ Aug 14 2011, 03:06 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You say, "... it's magic."


LOL
Naralis2011-08-14 09:33:05
QUOTE (Aeravira @ Aug 10 2011, 03:47 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
sad.gif
<-- Newbie, but still, that's intimidating!


NERF HEEEM!!!

Just kidding, Viy. Dun keel me. >.>