I can now imagine Sadie in the hospital having her first child swearing and cursing loudly, "YOU TOLD ME IT WOULD BE MAGIC YOU BASTARD!!!"

I need a like button for this.

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2011/08/14 03:52:51 - Warwick stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a commune member.
2011/08/14 03:54:11 - Warwick is now known as Orlando.
2011/08/14 04:13:02 - Maokai stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a commune member.

Teehee.

Now they just need some ranged.

You say, "Before we depart, I would also like to thank someone here assembled."

You say, "This individual has been a constant servant of the Collective, and indeed I hope to learn
much from him, though I do hope I don't pick up some of his bad habits."

(The Cult of the Keepers of the Dusk Mists): Morbo says, "He's totally talking about Tylan."

(The Cult of the Keepers of the Dusk Mists): Morbo says, "And his proclivity for loose women."

(The Cult of the Keepers of the Dusk Mists): Tylan says, "I--."

What.

Sharp-dressed man.

/groooooooooooaaaaaaaaan

PUBLIC NEWS #1496
Date: 8/16/2011 at 13:41
From: Paradigm of Hours, Ixchilgal Mes'ard, Many of One
To : Magistrate Morbo Gordian
Subj: Us
We've done it before, we'll do it again,
Our love knows no bounds, let the poem begin.
Morbo, we need you, so we asked for a date,
And to our surprise you said, "I can't wait!"

Down in the grey moors, our date was a dream,
We said, "Look at the mill pushing the water down stream."
We looked really stupid, acted like a jerk,
You loudly declared, "That's not how watermills work!"

Cheeks flushed with shame, our heart was so sad,
We ruined the date, made you so mad.
But you were so kind, forgave us at last,
Said, "Don't worry about it man, it's all in the past."

Our heart swelled with vigor, we had so much hope,
We tore off our clothes, pulled out some rope.
We wiggled a little and blew you a kiss,
You backed away slowly, said "What is this?"

We didn't see your concern, we had no clue,
We said, "We're feeling frisky, how about you?"
And that's when you ran, turned tail and fled,
We got so embarassed, our cheecks turned red.
Why do we do this, keep losing this game,
It's always our fault, we've no one to blame.
We're sorry dear Morbo, we've caused you such strife,
Guess we'll be alone for the rest of our life.

Penned by my hand on the 14th of Avechary, in the year 303 CE.

Mad props to Ixchigal and Maellio.

Dylara's not a very huggy person, but this was too adorable.

A scrawny girl glances around furtively, then rushes at you and squeezes you tightly before running away.

Distracted by something new, a scrawny girl scampers out to the northwest.

I love her to death. Thank you Shikari.

First good chuckle in a while. Oh, Lorina.

Kolm razes your speed defence with an enormous assault rapier of dark iron and gold.
With a focused look, Kolm strikes at you with an enormous assault rapier of dark iron and gold, and you make ready with a loboshigaru rapier in tribute to Loboshi's courage. Kolm's rapier strikes your rapier, and you easily deflect the blow.
Your blade runs down the shaft of Kolm's weapon. You strike his right arm, striking a major artery that splurts blood in all directions.
Kolm's blade runs down the shaft of your weapon, and you make ready with a loboshigaru rapier in tribute to Volkh's spirit. Kolm's rapier strikes your rapier, and you easily deflect the blow.
Your blade runs down the shaft of Kolm's weapon. You strike his left arm, striking a major artery that splurts blood in all directions.
With your keen eye, you notice that poison has been delivered from a loboshigaru rapier in tribute to Volkh's spirit.
Kolm's blade runs down the shaft of your weapon, and you make ready with a loboshigaru rapier in tribute to Volkh's spirit. Kolm's rapier strikes your rapier, and you easily deflect the blow.
Your blade runs down the shaft of Kolm's weapon. You strike his right arm, striking a major artery that splurts blood in all directions.
With your keen eye, you notice that poison has been delivered from a loboshigaru rapier in tribute to Volkh's spirit.
Kolm's blade runs down the shaft of your weapon, and you make ready with a loboshigaru rapier in tribute to Volkh's spirit. Kolm's rapier strikes your rapier, and you easily deflect the blow.
Your blade runs down the shaft of Kolm's weapon. You strike his left arm, striking a major artery that splurts blood in all directions.

Ha!

You say, "A shame to see a Neophyte who wishes to leave, but being young is half about figuring out where you wish to be."

Ambassador Shedrin, Commander of the Air Force says, "Indeed."

You laughingly say, "The rest is finding out where you are in the first place."

Ambassador Shedrin, Commander of the Air Force says, "We must all endeavour to find our proper role."

Junior Fellow Creofantis says, "Oh, that makes me feel halfway to old age."

Ambassador Shedrin, Commander of the Air Force says, "Indeed, you are quite old."

Shedrin peers about himself unscrupulously.

Junior Fellow Creofantis (Male Cloud Trill).
He is 20 years old, having been born on the 8th of Dioni, 283 years after the Coming of Estarra.

You say, "Oh, yes. Horribly old."

You say, "Downright decrepit even."

Junior Fellow Creofantis says, "I'm practically a ghost."

You say, "What a ghastly fortune."

Creofantis smirks.

Junior Fellow Creofantis says, "Oh, I don't know about ghastly. Perhaps just a little phantastic."

Unable to stop yourself, you laugh out loud.

Junior Fellow Creofantis says, "Oh, who can match our Hallifaxian wit?"

You say, "Not anyone that I can think of."

Little quips!

I missed the other quiz?

Stupid computer stuff.