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by Arix

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Shulamit2010-11-14 12:24:26
Gah! You evil, evil Phoebuses! Evil pumpkins. Grrrr
Unknown2010-11-14 12:31:27
QUOTE (Ileein @ Nov 14 2010, 06:42 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
That's silly, anyway. Dragons are reptiles and wouldn't have milk.

And yet...
Unknown2010-11-14 14:16:01
For that matter, Trill, Lucidian, Merian, Mugwumpi, Kepheran, Illithoid, and Dracnari should all be flat as a board.

It's okay though, the furry races would have multi-bewbs, so the basinwide average would be the same.
Gleip2010-11-14 14:20:38
Lucidian and Illithoid are eldritch abominations and crystals. I think any guess as to their anatomical structure is as good as anyone elses.
Unknown2010-11-14 14:42:55
QUOTE (Kialkarkea @ Nov 14 2010, 09:16 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
For that matter, Trill, Lucidian, Merian, Mugwumpi, Kepheran, Illithoid, and Dracnari should all be flat as a board.

Even if they were canon breastless, I am 100% certain that quite a few people would still write their descriptions detailing the massive mammaries we've all grown to know (unwillingly acknowledge) and love (begrudgingly tolerate).

But anyway that lucidian. She quite clearly has breasts, but as you can clearly see since she is baring it all, no nipples. Which basically means that they have zero purpose (besides making the race portrait "super hott" with two t's). She has vestigial breasts. This concept amuses me much more than it should.
Gleip2010-11-14 14:45:07
Perhaps that's where they keep their brains.
Jinto2010-11-14 15:10:48
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Guildmember Rank Position GT GNT CGT
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Xeonis 1 On On On
Xarcon * Guildmaster On On On
Nakarel 19 Secretary On On On
Jinto * Administrator On On On
Currently, there are 4 members on this Plane and 0 on other Planes.
5238h, 2190m, 4584e, 10p esSilrxk (xhspfwb)

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Citizen Rank Position CT
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Xeonis Serf Off
Xarcon Count Iron Council On
Nakarel Viscount City Aide On
Jinto Marquis City Aide On
Currently, there are 4 Citizens on this Plane and 0 on other Planes.


Party time!
Unknown2010-11-14 15:14:51
Xeonis left too? He was one of the more promising newer citizen too... sad.gif
Lilian2010-11-14 15:21:46
QUOTE (Caerulo @ Nov 14 2010, 10:14 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Xeonis left too? He was one of the more promising newer citizen too... sad.gif


To be fair, he doesn't seem to stick around anywhere for very long. He was in Gaudiguch, left to Serenwilde, went back to Gaudiguch, and now in Magnagora...and still at the ripe age of 26.
Daraius2010-11-14 16:43:29
QUOTE (Kialkarkea @ Nov 14 2010, 09:16 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
For that matter, Trill, Lucidian, Merian, Mugwumpi, Kepheran, Illithoid, and Dracnari should all be flat as a board.

It's okay though, the furry races would have multi-bewbs, so the basinwide average would be the same.


Well. Let's remember that the star gods came first, and then the animals. My guess is that Dynara liked boobs, but just two boobs per female.

Did I get my mythos right?
Unknown2010-11-14 17:02:11
QUOTE (Furien @ Nov 14 2010, 04:33 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Everybody on that list that isn't an Ama'rua is, more or less, gone.

The entire rule caste of Gaudiguch has up and abandoned the city wholesale.

The delicious humour is that the next group up are probably relatively clueless newbies, all adopted by Aleria.


Hey, censor.gif you! I'm still here. sad.gif

Gaudi shouldn't have a ruling caste anyway. (And on a related note, I propose we make a new month that rhymes with "Remember", as "Remember remember the 5th of Roarkin" just sorta falls short of the mark.) And my association with any given clique is entirely incidental to where I decide to be.

Which isn't to say I won't leave if things get intolerably stupid. I'd be sad though, then I'd have no reason to use my gold phoenix sad.gif.
Unknown2010-11-14 17:16:49
QUOTE (Rainydays @ Nov 15 2010, 01:02 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Hey, censor.gif you! I'm still here. sad.gif

Gaudi shouldn't have a ruling caste anyway. (And on a related note, I propose we make a new month that rhymes with "Remember", as "Remember remember the 5th of Roarkin" just sorta falls short of the mark.) And my association with any given clique is entirely incidental to where I decide to be.

Which isn't to say I won't leave if things get intolerably stupid. I'd be sad though, then I'd have no reason to use my gold phoenix sad.gif.

Don't go! Even though I was more or less prepared for all the ministers to leave, don't!
Rodngar2010-11-14 17:18:22
QUOTE (Othero @ Nov 14 2010, 04:40 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I keep saying it, someone should raid Gaudiguch into the ground.


Give me a couple more days.
Jack2010-11-14 17:18:44
QUOTE (Daraius @ Nov 14 2010, 04:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Well. Let's remember that the star gods came first, and then the animals. My guess is that Dynara liked boobs, but just two boobs per female.

Did I get my mythos right?

Dracnoris was a Primal God and thus predated the Star Gods, but his female progeny still have boobles: discuss the significance of this.
Unknown2010-11-14 17:26:33
QUOTE (Jack @ Nov 15 2010, 01:18 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Dracnoris was a Primal God and thus predated the Star Gods, but his female progeny still have boobles: discuss the significance of this.

Gasp! How did you know our Gnostic Master tasks?
Unknown2010-11-14 18:35:42
Regarding secondary sex characteristics and racial makeup...

...I think Sexy beats Science when worldbuiding... waggle.gif
Jack2010-11-14 18:41:17
Not in my horrifying biomechanical cosmic horror epic! (Unless you have a fetish for drill-women.)
Casilu2010-11-14 18:44:43
QUOTE (Jack @ Nov 14 2010, 10:41 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Not in my horrifying biomechanical cosmic horror epic! (Unless you have a fetish for drill-women.)



... And I do.
Jack2010-11-14 18:47:34
Three chapters in and I'm already catering to the fetish crowd inadvertently. This is my life.
Lawliet2010-11-14 18:58:22
2010/11/14 14:12:30 - Eventru cast out Driala from the Middle Circle.
2010/11/14 14:12:34 - Eventru cast Driala out of the Salubrious Whispers.
2010/11/14 14:12:46 - Eventru cast Ilithyia out of the Salubrious Whispers.


This is weird to me only because I was looking over the essence logs only this morning and being completely confused as to why he hadn't done this already (they're innactive but no in Celest, so they both acquired a massive essence drain over the years). Eventru is in my thoughts o.0