Quotes 7

by Arix

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Ssaliss2010-10-28 22:27:43
QUOTE
(Glomdoring): You say, "Isn't Delport supposed to have some stables?"
(Glomdoring): Arte says, "I don't think so. Stewartsville is where ponies are sold."
(Glomdoring): You say, "Ah... Those are the ones I'm looking for, yes."
(Glomdoring): Sakr (from the Aetherways) says, "Thought ponies were sold in dairuchi."
(Glomdoring): You say, "Heh."

(Glomdoring): You say, "Hmm. It was Estelbar, actually."

Note to self: Never ask Glom for directions again sad.gif
Diamondais2010-10-28 22:29:44
Note to self: Never ask Glom for directions again sad.gif

Dairuchi used to have cool mounts, they sadly haven't been transferred yet if it's still an ongoing project. losewings.gif
Unknown2010-10-28 22:33:18
QUOTE (Ssaliss @ Oct 28 2010, 07:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Note to self: Never ask Glom for directions again sad.gif


There's a page on the Lusternia Lore Wiki on beasts and where to find them. happy.gif
Ssaliss2010-10-28 22:33:54
QUOTE (Kayte @ Oct 29 2010, 12:33 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
There's a page on the Lusternia Lore Wiki on beasts and where to find them. happy.gif

Yeah... Saw that too. After I found the damned thing.
Gleip2010-10-28 22:57:46
QUOTE (Nariah @ Oct 28 2010, 09:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Dear quoters, to no one person in particular,

Please stop quoting immature, only funny to the immediate people present, infantile sex-related jokes. They're not even funny jokes, it's usually loldick, lolmyvagina, lolusaidass, lolhesaiditonskype jokes. And they're not Lusternia-related either, unless you really want us to believe that such is the level of roleplay in the game these days.

There is nothing wrong with an innuendo joke pertaining to the phallic Megalith and the womb-like Pool of Stars, even Aiakon wrote a whole essay about that! But if the level of the game has went down to people sitting about and talking about their vulgarly-referred to reproductive organs, then I really question why I'm even playing this game. Nobody meets up to play a loldick d&d game, do they? I don't have to read this section and actually, I'm not going to starting now, and sadly will miss out on the rare gem that is a good quote. Nonetheless, please lets maintain some quality.

Me, born 1984

Yes please.
Unknown2010-10-28 23:10:34
Agreed. dry.gif Yes, this means I really would like it if people would stop quoting me when I say something kind of weird and inappropriate on the IRC channel. This is really not the place for that kind of thing.
Kaalak2010-10-28 23:11:44
QUOTE (Nariah @ Oct 28 2010, 07:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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Yes, please. Believe me, I like locker room humor as much as the next guy, but its got to have some art to it. For example if someone got off his ass and decided to publish say a suggestively phallic weapon, that would be hilarious.
Ssaliss2010-10-28 23:27:31
QUOTE (Kaalak @ Oct 29 2010, 01:11 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yes, please. Believe me, I like locker room humor as much as the next guy, but its got to have some art to it. For example if someone got off his ass and decided to publish say a suggestively phallic weapon, that would be hilarious.

For some reason, I foresee plenty of "fleshy swords" with meat as a component in the future...
Ilyssa2010-10-28 23:38:36
QUOTE (Kaalak @ Oct 28 2010, 07:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yes, please. Believe me, I like locker room humor as much as the next guy, but its got to have some art to it. For example if someone got off his ass and decided to publish say a suggestively phallic weapon, that would be hilarious.

"A suggestive phallic tahto" will be done when the suggestive phallic tahto is done.
Lilian2010-10-29 00:31:26
Phallic items won't get approved. I know a bookbinder friend who tried to submit a phallic vial once.
Unknown2010-10-29 00:46:28
QUOTE (Nariah @ Oct 29 2010, 03:29 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Dear quoters, to no one person in particular,

Please stop quoting immature, only funny to the immediate people present, infantile sex-related jokes. They're not even funny jokes, it's usually loldick, lolmyvagina, lolusaidass, lolhesaiditonskype jokes. And they're not Lusternia-related either, unless you really want us to believe that such is the level of roleplay in the game these days.

There is nothing wrong with an innuendo joke pertaining to the phallic Megalith and the womb-like Pool of Stars, even Aiakon wrote a whole essay about that! But if the level of the game has went down to people sitting about and talking about their vulgarly-referred to reproductive organs, then I really question why I'm even playing this game. Nobody meets up to play a loldick d&d game, do they? I don't have to read this section and actually, I'm not going to starting now, and sadly will miss out on the rare gem that is a good quote. Nonetheless, please lets maintain some quality.

Me, born 1984

wub.gif

Edit: Big Brother!
Unknown2010-10-29 00:53:25
QUOTE (Lilian Ama'Rua @ Oct 28 2010, 05:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Phallic items won't get approved. I know a bookbinder friend who tried to submit a phallic vial once.


Are you kidding? whatthe.gif There are a lot of phallic things out there! Many tahtos, customized mage staves and.. I don't remember the other stuff but there are crotchless panties dry.gif And man-panties. Just.. Just so you know.
Ilyssa2010-10-29 00:57:31
QUOTE (Pectus Dawneye @ Oct 28 2010, 08:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Are you kidding? whatthe.gif There are a lot of phallic things out there! Many tahtos, customized mage staves and.. I don't remember the other stuff but there are crotchless panties dry.gif And man-panties. Just.. Just so you know.

My dream has been revived. Along with my curiosity. suspicious.gif
Lilian2010-10-29 01:04:40
QUOTE (Pectus Dawneye @ Oct 28 2010, 08:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Are you kidding? whatthe.gif There are a lot of phallic things out there! Many tahtos, customized mage staves and.. I don't remember the other stuff but there are crotchless panties dry.gif And man-panties. Just.. Just so you know.


Are they blatantly phallic? I know the vial was tongue.gif

I guess it's double standard if they were though, having one thing approved and not another ohmy.gif
Unknown2010-10-29 01:14:01
QUOTE (Nariah @ Oct 28 2010, 04:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Please stop quoting immature, only funny to the immediate people present, infantile sex-related jokes. They're not even funny jokes, it's usually loldick, lolmyvagina, lolusaidass, lolhesaiditonskype jokes. And they're not Lusternia-related either, unless you really want us to believe that such is the level of roleplay in the game these days.


In retrospect (and hence my not quoting much these days), I have a new silent rule for myself for quoting: I log it, if it's still funny in the morning and it's IC-related, I post it. So many of my quotes have stemmed from everything being funnier at 2am. dry.gif And I am willing to admit I'm ashamed of that.

(Celest): Telperion (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "What happens when Lucidian's crack up?"
(Celest): Telperion (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "They shard off. Ha!"
Neos2010-10-29 01:29:15
If I find it funny I quote it. If someone else finds it funny okay, if they don't w/e. You don't find it funny, ignore it.
Unknown2010-10-29 03:41:51
It isn't really you as much as -everyone- and it really isn't an issue of if it is or isn't funny. Quotes has had an overabundance of dick jokes lately, a barrel full. It pretty much needs to be called out when base humour is repeated ad nauseum. People need to bring their A game funny.
Arix2010-10-29 04:04:56
I didn't call this thread dick jokes because I didn't want to encourage it
Unknown2010-10-29 04:10:41
I forget that my level of sarcasm doesn't make it through the net. I thought with how much it bleeds out of me it'd drench my posts.
Esano2010-10-29 05:33:31
QUOTE
(Jhagar): Hyde (from the Astral Plane) says, "Oh s censor.gif ."
6685h, 7995m, 7268e, 10p, 25145en, 26660w eslrxkdb- {39.114}
Hyde has been beaten to a pulp by a hulking three-horned bull.
You see the death occur at a lifeless plaza.
From your knowledge, that could be many rooms, in Astrosphere of Taurus.
6685h, 7995m, 7268e, 10p, 25145en, 26660w eslrxkdb- {40.407}
(Jhagar): Hyde (from the Astral Plane) says, "Bout to die."
6685h, 7995m, 7268e, 10p, 25145en, 26660w eslrxkdb- {41.545}

Close, but no cigar.