Quotes 7

by Arix

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Arix2010-10-29 07:18:31
QUOTE (Othero @ Oct 28 2010, 09:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I forget that my level of sarcasm doesn't make it through the net. I thought with how much it bleeds out of me it'd drench my posts.


I'm sorry, I just can't take you seriously without your 'manatee humping a shark' avatar.
Fain2010-10-29 09:01:18
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Please stop quoting immature, only funny to the immediate people present, infantile sex-related jokes. They're not even funny jokes, it's usually loldick, lolmyvagina, lolusaidass, lolhesaiditonskype jokes. And they're not Lusternia-related either, unless you really want us to believe that such is the level of roleplay in the game these days.


I agree.

I will, lightly, moderate things that seem to me to fall within this category over the next couple of weeks, and maybe the quality will rise.
Arath2010-10-29 13:58:11
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Arix2010-10-29 14:54:47
QUOTE (Fain @ Oct 29 2010, 02:01 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I agree.

I will, lightly, moderate things that seem to me to fall within this category over the next couple of weeks, and maybe the quality will rise.


Can you pin this thread and close the other one?
Laranda2010-10-29 15:01:50
Because I failed to see Quotes 7, reposting from Quotes 6:


From Laranda's knighting ceremony:

Lord Sipelus Inalai says, "Sir Laranda, you have surpassed the trials of Squirehood. With the blessings of the holy Supernals, you must pledge your service to an Order of Knighthood. Have you chosen the Order in which you wish to serve?"

You say, "I choose the Order of Aegis."

"Ewwwwwwwww!" says Inagin in disgust. <-------(Dawn Order Head)

Malicia flashes the victory sign. <-------(Aegis Order Head)

Lord Sipelus Inalai says, "Then so be it."

Daraius2010-10-29 15:03:27
This doesn't count as quoting myself.

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Commissar Eduayo Swiftwing, of the Temporal Peacekeepers staggers through the parlor door, struggling to drag his title in after him.
Diamondais2010-10-29 15:33:59
Were you blind Arath? Usually how that happens.
Arath2010-10-29 16:33:23
No idea. Might have been, since I was hunting beasties that blind. I just found it funny alternative to the "there's only me around".
Sylandra2010-10-29 22:17:37
QUOTE (Daraius @ Oct 29 2010, 11:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
This doesn't count as quoting myself.

laugh.gif And this is why I wub.gif Lusternia stage.
Unknown2010-10-29 22:26:35
QUOTE (Laranda @ Oct 29 2010, 11:01 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Because I failed to see Quotes 7, reposting from Quotes 6:


From Laranda's knighting ceremony:

Lord Sipelus Inalai says, "Sir Laranda, you have surpassed the trials of Squirehood. With the blessings of the holy Supernals, you must pledge your service to an Order of Knighthood. Have you chosen the Order in which you wish to serve?"

You say, "I choose the Order of Aegis."

"Ewwwwwwwww!" says Inagin in disgust. <-------(Dawn Order Head)

Malicia flashes the victory sign. <-------(Aegis Order Head)

Lord Sipelus Inalai says, "Then so be it."

Aegis ftw.
Casilu2010-10-30 04:21:44
Krackenor tells you, "You're not allowed to enter my hallucinations."
Krackenor tells you, "So stop it."
You tell Grand Cenobite Krackenor d'Murani, of the Blasted Sands, "Are you
dreaming about me?"
Krackenor tells you, "Not quite."
Krackenor tells you, "Kethuru's insanity is making me see things."

sad.gif
Vathael2010-10-30 16:26:09
Talking about what Munsia would do if she were to die in regards to Lusternia:

(Jhagar): Munsia (from the Astral Plane) says, "See though."

(Jhagar): Munsia (from the Astral Plane) says, "A message will be sent to the admins that says something like TELL MY STORY!"

(Jhagar): Munsia (from the Astral Plane) says, "Let them remember how great I was!"

(Jhagar): You say, "That wouldn't be a very long story."

(Jhagar): Munsia (from the Astral Plane) says, "Shut up."

(Jhagar): Melville (from the Astral Plane) says, "Rofl."

(Jhagar): Thalkros says, ""Munsia was a badword, the end"."

(Jhagar): You say, "Lol."

(Jhagar): Munsia (from the Astral Plane) says, "I came, I saw, I badworded up some political crap."

(Jhagar): Munsia (from the Astral Plane) says, "Then one day you'll be like 'remember that one time?'"

(Jhagar): Munsia (from the Astral Plane) says, "And marie will start sobbing."

(Jhagar): Melville (from the Astral Plane) says, "More like, I came, I made everyone hate me, I was rogue."

(Jhagar): You say, ""who?""

(Jhagar): Thalkros says, ""I came, I saw, .... I couldn't get back into Mag"."

(Jhagar): Munsia (from the Astral Plane) says, "Woe."

(Jhagar): Munsia (from the Astral Plane) says, "/suicide."

(Jhagar): You say, "Roflrofl."

(Jhagar): Munsia (from the Astral Plane) says, "Stop making me sad plz." X 30

EDIT: Fixed some badwords
Siam2010-10-30 20:32:19
Druid Crek Ysav'rai says, "Wallow in the filth and muck. Good for the skin."

nyah.gif

also:
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With a startled and bemused look, Tully, Janitor of the Basin stammers to you, "Scrolls?"

Tully, Janitor of the Basin gazes intenly at siam's aura.

Tully, Janitor of the Basin says to you, "Do ye like to read/."

Tully ponders you thoughtfully, looking you up and down.

Tully, Janitor of the Basin says, "Man, I gotta get a painting of this!"

Cutting wood into sturdy boards, Tully assembles a frame. He then stretches a cloth over the frame
until he holds a perfect canvas, suitable for painting a work of art.

With a careful eye, Tully balances a palette of paints in one hand and props a canvas on his knee.
After pondering your profile, he attacks the canvas with furious brush strokes and soon has created
a painting of Siam.

Tully flashes you a joyous smile.
Tully, Janitor of the Basin says to you, "Wow, ye are really decked out in interesting stuff."


It made me smile. wub.gif
Yay, Star-eyes.
Ayden2010-10-31 00:36:11
namegen illithoid male

1. Rnioth 9. Shatyitho 17. Kithith 25. Morhgil 33. Yikih
2. Yyachau 10. Glho 18. Zhaath 26. Glhlaa 34. Hatimil
3. Atshogo 11. Bblo 19. Atshgn 27. Phuth 35. Rthiat
4. Sigda 12. Kphugau 20. Eldli 28. Catlak 36. Phuhug
5. Hugghal 13. Bboglaa 21. Lleg 29. Kphugau 37. Ughho
6. Actara 14. Morhlak 22. Hatihar 30. Dhyar 38. Ggy
7. Keph 15. Ailtki 23. Ulengoth 31. Zarhehu 39. Phueth
8. Keighau 16. Sigith 24. Ienoth 32. Nabthul 40. Stient
Ilyssa2010-10-31 00:43:13
QUOTE (Ayden @ Oct 30 2010, 08:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
namegen illithoid male

1. Rnioth 9. Shatyitho 17. Kithith 25. Morhgil 33. Yikih
2. Yyachau 10. Glho 18. Zhaath 26. Glhlaa 34. Hatimil
3. Atshogo 11. Bblo 19. Atshgn 27. Phuth 35. Rthiat
4. Sigda 12. Kphugau 20. Eldli 28. Catlak 36. Phuhug
5. Hugghal 13. Bboglaa 21. Lleg 29. Kphugau 37. Ughho
6. Actara 14. Morhlak 22. Hatihar 30. Dhyar 38. Ggy
7. Keph 15. Ailtki 23. Ulengoth 31. Zarhehu 39. Phueth
8. Keighau 16. Sigith 24. Ienoth 32. Nabthul 40. Stient

You can have a lot more fun with NAMEGEN LUCIDIAN MALE, just ask Phoebus.
Unknown2010-10-31 01:21:23
QUOTE (Ilyssa @ Oct 30 2010, 09:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You can have a lot more fun with NAMEGEN LUCIDIAN MALE, just ask Phoebus.

NAMEGEN LUCIDIAN MALE
Some possible male lucidian names:
1. Etoeyi 9. Klubek 17. Xiak 25. Foonet 33. Icdick
2. Rakik 10. Uckrix 18. Craothu 26. Craeye 34. Craaye
3. Kroko 11. Xyriye 19. Xauthe 27. Finshuc 35. Kryok
4. Cruechik 12. Deabek 20. Duacak 28. Indclii 36. Jicya
5. Udbek 13. Xonekcu 21. Kruicky 29. Etoac 37. Aiyi
6. Jhrak 14. Finckii 22. Icdbyk 30. Deashuc 38. Foonay
7. Crayi 15. Jeccruk 23. Aikethick 31. Krualck 39. Fooniki
8. Ackbik 16. Kreiw 24. Jacshock 32. Foii 40. Kloca

Bolded are my favorites. Though I had no idea that this name generator existed, nifty!
Daraius2010-10-31 01:52:40
Aw, Daraius is totally not an appropriate lobo male name. Apparently we're suppose to be Hawaiian. sad.gif
Unknown2010-10-31 02:00:49
At least yours don't appear to be written by someone desperately trying to win in scrabble. Case in point: Tloxngi
Unknown2010-10-31 02:22:56
One of my favorites of all time was NAMEGEN TRILL MALE for Moloooo. Four o's. I have sworn to use him as a character in something.
Sakr2010-10-31 16:54:52

3489h, 5160m, 5403e, 10p, 15385en, 23890w ex-order stallion follow
A towering, brown stallion with cadaverous wings tells you, "I do not see that person."

..... sentient being much?