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Unknown2010-10-31 19:20:18
QUOTE (Falcon @ Oct 31 2010, 09:54 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
3489h, 5160m, 5403e, 10p, 15385en, 23890w ex-order stallion follow
A towering, brown stallion with cadaverous wings tells you, "I do not see that person."

..... sentient being much?


All mounts do that *shrug* I just count it as a close animal/owner bond.
Unknown2010-10-31 20:22:02
QUOTE (Pectus Dawneye @ Oct 31 2010, 03:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
All mounts do that *shrug* I just count it as a close animal/owner bond.

Or all that Mindoru you've been feeding him.
Unknown2010-10-31 20:52:57
QUOTE (Kialkarkea @ Oct 31 2010, 04:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Or all that Mindoru you've been feeding him.


My turtle got so moody when I fed her all that mindoru... but I just used wackodoru on her and now she's even more moody... PMS much.

Edit:
(Aquamancers): * (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "How do I speak in say....the water plane channel."
Sakr2010-11-01 11:11:22
QUOTE
A beam of moonlight comes down from the sky and bathes you in light.

Losien dances down a moonbeam and alights gently on the ground.
Melodic notes accompany a bard as she wanders in from the south, strumming her mandolin.

The smell of decay assaults your nostrils.

Losien lifts a hand languidly and sends a moonbeam off to the distance.

Losien gently rises into the air and disappears along a moonbeam.
A wandering bard continues her journey to the south, her mandolin swinging jauntily from one shoulder.

Lunar Comet, Losien (Male Faeling).
He is 26 years old, having been born on the 25th of Estar, 254 years after the Coming of Estarra.
He is ranked 745th in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a Valleyrunner in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is a graduate of the Ancestral Glade of the Moonharts (honours).
His motto: 'Telport Moon is your friend!'
He is deemed an Apprentice by the Bardic Council of Vesteran Honours.
He is considered to be approximately 15% of your might.
He is not currently active in any family.
See HONOURS FULL LOSIEN to view his 3 special honours.


wtf.gif
Unknown2010-11-02 03:11:15
QUOTE
a steel chastity belt

Thick, rough cloth twine has been woven together into a tight mesh.
Tapering at each end towards a hoop at one end and a steel hook on the
other, the cilice is designed to wrap about the flesh in a tight grip.
Along the entire length of the belt, a series of curved barbs have been
woven directly into the mesh, each sharpened to a fine point. The barbs
are hooked slightly, just enough to dig into the flesh, and the mesh has
been woven about them specifically to prevent such tearing from pulling
the barbs out of the belt itself.
It has 61 months of usefulness left.
It weighs 6 ounce(s).
It bears the distinctive mark of Nidra Primrose, the Fever Dream.


The actual design isn't funny, really. The fact that it's being sold in Gaudi is.
Furien2010-11-02 04:34:05
(It's still not over with)

2010/11/02 00:50:06 - Credits: +15. Reason: Citizen purchase.
2010/11/02 01:36:24 - Kalin kicked out Balian.
2010/11/02 01:37:01 - Kalin quit the city.
2010/11/02 01:38:14 - Briaria citizened Balian.
2010/11/02 01:39:26 - Aleria cityfavoured Balian for: ash he was unrightfully removed.
2010/11/02 01:39:27 - Relk cityfavoured Balian for: Rank regain.
2010/11/02 01:42:32 - Relk declared Kalin to be a formal enemy. Reason: for complete and utter abuse of power and disrespect to Gaudiguch and her citizens.
2010/11/02 02:01:03 - Aoife has transferred ownership of shop GAUDIGUCH_SHOP2 to Aleria.
2010/11/02 02:01:12 - Aoife has transferred ownership of shop GAUDIGUCH_SHOP4 to Aoife.
2010/11/02 02:01:19 - Aoife has ordered the guards to close shop GAUDIGUCH_SHOP4.
2010/11/02 02:08:16 - Briaria restored Balian's access to the Eternal Flame.
2010/11/02 02:13:20 - Aleria donated 80000 gold.
2010/11/02 02:14:48 - Aoife has transferred ownership of shop GAUDIGUCH_SHOP3 to Aleria.
2010/11/02 02:15:00 - Aoife has ordered the guards to re-open shop GAUDIGUCH_SHOP3.
2010/11/02 02:15:03 - Rodngar declared that Kalin is no longer an enemy. Reason: Unrequired foolishness.
2010/11/02 02:18:13 - Relk declared Kalin to be a formal enemy. Reason: restoring status.
2010/11/02 02:19:21 - Rodngar declared that Kalin is no longer an enemy. Reason: Nope, this will not stay.
2010/11/02 02:20:39 - Aleria declared Kalin to be a formal enemy. Reason: clear abuse of power and disrespect.
2010/11/02 02:21:00 - Rodngar declared that Kalin is no longer an enemy. Reason: I will remove this status if I wish, and I do wish. He has done nothing wrong.
2010/11/02 02:22:54 - Aleria declared Kalin to be a formal enemy. Reason: clear abuse of power and disrespect.
2010/11/02 02:24:17 - Rodngar declared that Kalin is no longer an enemy. Reason: His abuse of power does not merit the enemy status, or else Aleria and Relk would be attacked on sight!
2010/11/02 02:25:54 - Aleria declared Kalin to be a formal enemy. Reason: for clear abuse of power and disrespect.
2010/11/02 02:26:20 - Rodngar declared that Kalin is no longer an enemy. Reason: Once more, his disrespect and abuses of power are next to non-existant.
2010/11/02 02:26:58 - Aleria declared Kalin to be a formal enemy. Reason: for clear abuse of power and disrespect.
2010/11/02 02:27:29 - Rodngar declared that Kalin is no longer an enemy. Reason: How did this get here?
2010/11/02 02:27:40 - Aleria declared Kalin to be a formal enemy. Reason: for clear abuse of power and disrespect.
2010/11/02 02:28:04 - Rodngar declared that Kalin is no longer an enemy. Reason: Hm, will just keep this up then.
2010/11/02 02:28:26 - Aleria voted to uncitizen Rodngar.
2010/11/02 02:29:18 - Relk voted to uncitizen Rodngar.

(Here is where I point out that in a city of 3 guilds it takes 3 council member votes to uncitizen an elected position...)

2010/11/02 02:29:37 - Aliod quit the city.
2010/11/02 02:36:24 - Aleria declared Kalin to be a formal enemy. Reason: returning status.
2010/11/02 02:39:18 - Aleria blocked Rodngar from access to the Eternal Flame.
2010/11/02 02:41:19 - Rodngar declared that Kalin is no longer an enemy. Reason: Not an enemy of the city.
2010/11/02 02:42:43 - Aleria declared Kalin to be a formal enemy. Reason: restoring status.
2010/11/02 02:43:40 - Lyria restored Rodngar's access to the Eternal Flame.
2010/11/02 02:43:52 - Lyria > The power will be replaced.
2010/11/02 02:46:58 - Rodngar declared that Kalin is no longer an enemy. Reason: This is not going to stay.
2010/11/02 02:47:25 - Aleria declared Kalin to be a formal enemy. Reason: restoring status.

2010/11/02 03:05:37 - Lyria honoured Rodngar for: For his efforts to aid the Pyromancers not once but twice, and for standing up for his convictions and freedom in the face of adversity as a proper Hand of the Inferno.
(And here is where we throw that silly 'uncitizening' idea out the window!)


2010/11/02 03:08:29 - Rodngar declared that Kalin is no longer an enemy. Reason: Mighty sly, but no.
2010/11/02 03:11:48 - Aleria declared Kalin to be a formal enemy. Reason: restoring status.
2010/11/02 03:13:43 - Sessaru donated 80000 gold.
2010/11/02 03:17:14 - Aoife has transferred ownership of shop GAUDIGUCH_SHOP5 to Sessaru.
2010/11/02 03:17:22 - Aoife has ordered the guards to re-open shop GAUDIGUCH_SHOP5.
2010/11/02 03:27:45 - Ayden blocked Rodngar from access to the Eternal Flame.
2010/11/02 03:40:37 - Alexandera restored Rodngar's access to the Eternal Flame.
2010/11/02 03:41:34 - Aleria donated 100000 gold.
2010/11/02 03:43:34 - Aleria donated 50000 gold.
Dynami2010-11-02 04:37:51
QUOTE (Furien @ Nov 2 2010, 12:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Stuff


I can just imagine how many messages Kalin got because of that...incident(talking about system messages). laugh.gif
Furien2010-11-02 04:40:08
QUOTE (Dynami @ Nov 1 2010, 09:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I can just imagine how many messages Kalin got because of that...incident(talking about system messages). laugh.gif


(Delicious Brine Shrimp): Kalin says, "Rofl I feel like a ping pong ball.
Unknown2010-11-02 04:44:37
QUOTE (Furien @ Nov 1 2010, 09:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
2010/11/02 03:41:34 - Aleria donated 100000 gold.
2010/11/02 03:43:34 - Aleria donated 50000 gold.


That part. I love that part. I love Aleria and all but I find it kinda funny that after all that e-peening, a counciler is donating money.
Unknown2010-11-02 04:45:13
This part merits a second posting:

2010/11/02 02:27:40 - Aleria declared Kalin to be a formal enemy. Reason: for clear abuse of power and disrespect.
2010/11/02 02:28:04 - Rodngar declared that Kalin is no longer an enemy. Reason: Hm, will just keep this up then.
2010/11/02 02:28:26 - Aleria voted to uncitizen Rodngar.
2010/11/02 02:29:18 - Relk voted to uncitizen Rodngar.
2010/11/02 02:29:37 - Aliod quit the city.
2010/11/02 02:36:24 - Aleria declared Kalin to be a formal enemy. Reason: returning status.
2010/11/02 02:39:18 - Aleria blocked Rodngar from access to the Eternal Flame.

laugh.gif
Aloysha2010-11-02 05:06:33
You read what is written on an elegant white letter:
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/ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ /
/ /T\\ /h\\ /e\\ /G\\ /o\\ /s\\ /s\\ /i\\ /p\\ /
/ <___><___><___> <___><___><___><___><___><___> /
/ SPECIAL EDITION 280 /
|=======================================================================
/ /
/ MAYOR ABANDONS CITY /
/ IN FIT OF RAGE /
/ /
/ In a fit of anger, apparently about the constant contestations /
/ and accusations against his person and his Mayorship, Kalin Disati /
/ not only resigned as Mayor, but renounced his citizenship as well! /
/ Rumours have been flying that Kalin plans to retire, that he plans to/
/ join Hallifax, and even that he claims to raise an army and retake /
/ his throne by force! All of these, or none of these may be true! We /
/ can only hope that these are mere exaggerations and that democracy /
/ and Freedom will triumph in Gaudiguch! FOR FREEDOM!!! /
/ /
/ /
/ SENETH VS ARIX /
/ ROUND ONE /
/ /
/ It's Election Season again, good readers! With the incumbent /
/ having left Gaudiguch in what some claim to be disappointment and /
/ what some claim to be mere petulance, we're left with two declared /
/ candidates already:Seneth Ama'rua and Arix Carthen. Seneth started up/
/ with accusations of stagnation, governmental negligence and a lack of/
/ direction for the city as a whole, but he'll be having a hard time of/
/ it with the accusations of nepotism and worse being slung like mud at/
/ a geomancer's birthday party! Arix Carthen, on the other hand, seems /
/ to be running on a short ticket, having not made any major promises /
/ about his term to date. More coverage of the election will follow! /
/ /
/ /
/ SHOPS UP FOR SALE /
/ TO PUBLIC /
/ /
/ With all the oustings, leavings, and other chaos in the city, /
/ a number of important shops have been left unguarded and unowned! /
/While the Chancellor has, thus far, prevented the city from descending/
/ into rioting and looting of these shops, she's announced that she /
/ wants to get them sold to citizens as soon as possible. Current cost /
/ is a dirt cheap 80,000 gold a piece! Send messages and money to Aoife/
/ to claim one of these for yourself before it's too late! /
/ /
/ /
/ RODNGAR NARESNI ACCUSES /
/ AMA'RUA OF TYRANNY ETC. /
/ /
/ Upon hearing about the recent contestation for the fine office /
/ of the Mayor of Gaudiguch, Rodngar's out ranting again! This time, he/
/ has a bone to pick with Seneth and the rest of the Ama'rua family, /
/ saying that these elections are "an all-in process of tomfoolery", /
/ that he question's Seneth's experience and qualifications, and went /
/ on to compare Seneth, and his family, to "the tainted, oppressive /
/ noble houses of Magnagora"! He further goes on to claim that the /
/ whole Ama'rua family is part of "a thinly-veiled plot of conspiracy /
/ to take over the City of Freedom" and to place Ama'rua family members/
/ on every seat of the Freedom Council! CONSPIRACY! SLANDER! NEPOTISM!!/
/ /
/======================================================================/
/ /
/ WORDS OF THE WISE MASTERS /
/ /
/ Remember the reclusive reveller who wished to eat rocks instead of /
/ food. This reveller smoked much okorushi blend, seeking enlightenment/
/ Rumour tells, the reveller bought the cold-hearted lucidian and so /
/ his third eye was opened. /
/ /
/ -The Venerable Masasachi Dith /
/ /
/ You heard it here, folks! Let us contemplate the /
/ reclusive reveller! /
/ /
/ /
/=======================================================================
/ /
/ SHOP SPONSORSHIPS /
/ /
/ ] /
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Rodngar2010-11-02 05:08:10
You have no idea how fun it is to do this though, I can't remember the last time I got to be this irritating!
Furien2010-11-02 06:24:46
Code tags.

Relatedly:

(House of Shadows): Kalin (from the Aetherways) says, "Shuyin has declared that you are, hereafter, no longer a formal enemy of the Divine Order of Viravain, Lady of the Thorns."
Unknown2010-11-02 06:43:30
Wait am I being mocked sad.gif It's easy to re-enemy, and gold is gold.
Gregori2010-11-02 06:47:04
QUOTE (Sojiro @ Nov 2 2010, 12:43 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Wait am I being mocked sad.gif It's easy to re-enemy, and gold is gold.



Nooo I has other fines to pay still for two people. My gold only runneth so far!

Though the funny part of this is Serenwilde instead of getting people to defend it from you is getting -more- people to attack it!
Unknown2010-11-02 11:04:27
I must say... you guys are all awesome, and I love the gossip letters. biggrin.gif
Kiradawea2010-11-02 11:16:21
QUOTE
Remember the reclusive reveller who wished to eat rocks instead of
food. This reveller smoked much okorushi blend, seeking enlightenment
Rumour tells, the reveller bought the cold-hearted lucidian and so
his third eye was opened.

Wait what? The gossip approves of slavery?!?
Ameryth2010-11-02 11:41:48
It's not -slavery-, that's such an ugly word. They prefer 'identured servitude'.
Ileein2010-11-02 12:55:26
Victory. It is ours.
Aoife2010-11-02 13:36:37
QUOTE (Pectus Dawneye @ Nov 2 2010, 12:44 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
That part. I love that part. I love Aleria and all but I find it kinda funny that after all that e-peening, a counciler is donating money.


The world still turns - I was selling shops in the midst of all the drama.