Quotes 7

by Arix

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Naralis2011-01-12 09:27:01
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QUOTE (Kayte @ Jan 12 2011, 12:41 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(Celest): Naralis says, "Who was the first female to become a Vernal Ascendant of New Celest."
(Celest): Naralis says, "And no, it wasn't Gadritan."
(Celest): Arix says, "Gadri- meh."


Sipelus was the one to start that one. Every time I held a quiz and asked a question, I'd get answers like 'Von Gadritan.' or 'It was Gadritan.'

On another note....

This was too epic NOT to share:

2011/01/11 22:35:03 - Terentia cityfavoured Naralis for: While it is not often that I deem it appropriate to bestow My cityfavour upon a mortal, Naralis' recent adventures have been consistently working to the betterment of several citizens. He has gone out of his way in the areas of strategy and combat to the point that I notice. Well done.

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Senna2011-01-13 05:39:38
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(Market): Tedd says, "Trans Tailor for hire."

(Market): You say, "Trans booky for hire!"

(Market): Tedd says, "Clothes over books!"

(Market): You say, "All the COOL people wear books, don't miss out!"

(Cantors): Mirai says, "Senna."

(Cantors): Mirai says, "I'm not wearing a book."

(Cantors): You say, "Well, why not!?"

(Cantors): Mirai says, "Doesn't seem like a swell idea."

(Cantors): You say, "They make wonderful hats!"

====A Bit Later====

Lyreth peers at you unscrupulously.

You blink.

You curtsey respectfully before Lyreth.

Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince says to you, "You seem as though you are missing
something, dear."

*checks inventory*

You scratch your head in confusion.

Lyreth gives a heavy tome hat to you.

You say to Lyreth, "I'm sorry, I must just be really absent-oooh!"

Lyreth nods His head sagely.

You flash Lyreth a joyous smile.

You slip into a heavy tome hat.

Shockingly, this heavy tome has been splayed open haphazardly and remains large enough to be worn on the head!
It weighs 8 ounce(s).

Lyreth claps His hands together merrily.


This made me happy. clap_1.gif
Unknown2011-01-13 17:27:25
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(Celest): You say, "Naralis."

(Celest): You say, "Did I see a zap on my herbalist again?"

A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the lance of flame slams
directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot pain and seeming to set every nerve in
your body aflame. When you finally begin to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your
form, but a weakness of mind and body remain to attest to Terentia's anger.

(Celest): Terentia says, "I believe you saw a zap on your chef."


Ow my face.

I swear... does anyone else get zapped by their God at least on an (IG) yearly basis?
Kiradawea2011-01-13 18:49:06
We need more custom divine zaps. The regular ones are getting stale.
Malicia2011-01-13 20:14:44
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With massive wings of black feathers outspread, a great midnight eagle soars in majestically on air currents from the in.

You say, "I'm glad."

With massive wings of black feathers outspread, a great midnight eagle soars out majestically on air currents to the ether.

You say, "What the?"

You ask, "Was that...my eagle?"

Lord Crusader Pharamon Inalai, Hammer of The Dagger says, "Last I checked..."

(Celest): You say, "Who's riding my eagle?"

Lord Crusader Pharamon Inalai, Hammer of The Dagger says, "That was."

You reach out through your bond with Zyaran, the Midnight Eagle and summon him from the stables. You sense him answering your call.

(Celest): Aeral (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "Uhh."

(Celest): Aeral (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "That would be my eagle."

(Celest): Kerras says, "Attaching an illusionary manse inside a box, filling it with Paladins, and sending it to Magnagora. They open it up and suddenly, Paladins everywhere. They wouldn't suspect a thing until it's too late." (haha, trojan-theory)

(Celest): You say, "You have a black eagle?"

(Celest): You say, "Hmm!"

(House Aurendil): You say, "Omg."

(House Aurendil): You say, "SULK."

(House Aurendil): Veyrzhul says, "Hmm?"

(Celest): Aeral (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "The Fates decided it was supposed to be black, but it's eyes gleam with a Light of that of Celestia."

Lord Crusader Pharamon Inalai, Hammer of The Dagger says, "Looked like yours to me."

(House Aurendil): Veyrzhul says, "Heh."

(House Aurendil): You say, "Copycat!"

(House Aurendil): Veyrzhul says, "No."

(House Aurendil): Veyrzhul says, "Copyeagle." (lol!)


And a second later...
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(Paladins): Kerras says, "Wait, so there's two demon chicken's running about?"

Cute. tongue.gif
Jigan2011-01-13 20:31:20
Kerras has a very deep fear of the large demon chickens. And now there's two.

He's not having a very good day.

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Unknown2011-01-13 20:45:49
QUOTE (Malicia @ Jan 13 2011, 04:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Cute. tongue.gif


Yeah, sorry, I've been meaning to put it on a diet of fish for a few years and zimoru it again but it was the first decently pretty thing I had. I then went and used two zimoru, and got a horribly hideous one again (the same description twice!), despite it being on fishfeed for a couple of years. dry.gif
Malicia2011-01-13 21:00:23
QUOTE (Kayte @ Jan 13 2011, 02:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yeah, sorry, I've been meaning to put it on a diet of fish for a few years and zimoru it again but it was the first decently pretty thing I had. I then went and used two zimoru, and got a horribly hideous one again (the same description twice!), despite it being on fishfeed for a couple of years. dry.gif

Oh no no, it's fine. I think it's cute. I had fun with the whole realization of it. tongue.gif Black eagles are sexy.
Unknown2011-01-13 21:11:49
QUOTE (Malicia @ Jan 13 2011, 05:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Oh no no, it's fine. I think it's cute. I had fun with the whole realization of it. tongue.gif Black eagles are sexy.


I'm actually planning on customizing mine to white, hehe.
Ixion2011-01-14 01:23:34
Tendrils of light from the node reach out and wrap around Briaria, whose eyes glow with a fierce luminosity before fading to normal.
A reflection of Tedd blinks out of existence.
Great gouts of multicolour light converge and release an enormous explosion of power. You scream soundlessly as your flesh is scoured from your bones.
Ashea has been slain by a power node.
You reach over to comfort Ashea as she falls to the level of Stellar.
Vuris has been slain by a power node.
A ghostly form rises from Vuris's body followed by a bright flash. A new breathing body appears around the form, restoring him from certain death.
Iytha has been slain by a power node.
A ghostly form rises from Iytha's body followed by a bright flash. A new breathing body appears around the form, restoring her from certain death.
Tedd has been slain by a power node.
Raahl has been slain by a power node.
Raahl drops a stalk of faeleaf.
A ghostly form rises from Raahl's body followed by a bright flash. A new breathing body appears around the form, restoring him from certain death.
Ashed has been slain by a power node.
Ashed drops a bit of light essence.
A ghostly form rises from Ashed's body followed by a bright flash. A new breathing body appears around the form, restoring him from certain death.
Annick has been slain by a power node.
You reach over to comfort Annick as he falls to the level of Paramortal.
Siarah has been slain by a power node.
Doman has been slain by a power node.
Tyrad has been slain by a power node.
Razenth has been slain by a power node.
Briaria has been slain by a power node.
Briaria drops a stalk of faeleaf.
A ghostly form rises from Briaria's body followed by a bright flash. A new breathing body appears around the form, restoring her from certain death.
Vuris has been slain by a power node.
You reach over to comfort Vuris as he falls to the level of Legendary.
Iytha has been slain by a power node.
A power node melts away into nothing, and a ghostly outline of the Hand of Tzaraziko rises up and spins in the air before fading away.
Casilu2011-01-14 04:14:20
shipt we just sat on the vortex and spamsiphoned
Ixion2011-01-14 04:48:14
QUOTE (casilu @ Jan 13 2011, 11:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
shipt we just sat on the vortex and spamsiphoned


*eye* Let me guess, Cloiers?
Casilu2011-01-14 05:20:50
QUOTE (Ixion @ Jan 13 2011, 08:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
*eye* Let me guess, Cloiers?


Yes. He said you were a crazy captain.
Arix2011-01-14 07:00:33
The many talents of this chick I know from Adiks, who may or may not be Celestian

(Adiks): this chick I know from Adiks says, "What t learn rawr."

(Adiks): You say, "Learn to tie a knot in a cherry stem with your tongue."

(Adiks): this chick I know from Adiks says, "I can make a fully functioning carousel with the moment arix, knots are so 1980's."

(Adiks): this chick I know from Adiks says, "With mine rather."
Ixion2011-01-14 09:14:17


Griefer!
Unknown2011-01-14 09:45:58
QUOTE (Ixion @ Jan 14 2011, 04:14 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>


Griefer!

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Kiradawea2011-01-14 15:03:42
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A figurine of a male viscanti exclaims, "Bring it on, Kiradawea! All or nothing!"

discharge blaster figurine
You release the charge on a turquoise void blaster at a figurine of a male viscanti, shooting an enormous pulsating sphere of pitch-black matter at him, which breaks apart into smaller spheres, each detonating in a silent explosion that causes chunks of his flesh to simply disappear.
You have scored an OBLITERATING CRITICAL hit!
A figurine of a male viscanti dies horribly as the black matter hollows out his insides and his corpse slumps to the ground like a deflated balloon.
You have slain a figurine of a male viscanti.
You suddenly scoop up the corpse of a figurine of a male viscanti.


If you insist.
Ileein2011-01-14 16:48:16
"Nothing" works.
Gleip2011-01-14 17:13:19
What kind of lame person goes for nothing?
Lilia2011-01-14 18:45:16
QUOTE (Gleip @ Jan 14 2011, 11:13 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
What kind of lame person goes for nothing?

It was a void blaster. So it was all -and- nothing.