Damnit Kerras!

Instructor Daera Letara, Solemn Wind says to Phoebus, "I wasn't aware one could use a staff that way."

I honestly didn't hear the context to this one, and so my mind goes to the naughty place.

EDIT: She makes it worse.

Frost-touched Phoebus Skyplume, the Wind's Chill says, "Not to mention mine is seven and a half feet long, and thus not well suited for hitting things by swinging it aroumd."

DX

With a heavy overhand stroke, Kelly slams a hallowed rapier wreathed in red flame down upon you, but her swing hits your powerful aura and rebounds back into herself. Kelly hacks through her neck like it's butter, and her head goes flying through the air.
Kelly's severed head lands on the ground with a thud and rolls around like a top.
Herself has been slain by Kelly.
Kelly leaves to the ether, emanating an aura of immense power.
Kelly has left the area.
The Red Team has been annihilated!

Such low odds for that to happen

Nerf warriors!

Perhaps she had badluck?

Nerf badluck!

If they Nerf badluck anymore they might as well remove it from the game.

That's what some might call a self-fulfilling prophecy right there.

I was thinking that, but you said it heh. Sometimes you just can't overcome a name.

If that's the case, time to start buffing Goodluck then.

This made me laugh for some reason

A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.

A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.

A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.

A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.

A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.

(Celest): Aeral says, "Greetings, my Lady."

It made me laugh too, even though it wasn't me that got zapped. I hopped off an aethership just in time to see that and was sorta like, "Well, I'd best greet the Lady now."

(Celest): Velsi says, "Oh! Lord Eventru?"
(Celest): Velsi says, "Earlier when You were doing the zapping, did you figure out what happened?"
(Celest): Eventru says, "Yes, We were missing Lyreths toy."
(Celest): Eventru says, "Odd that they almost hit all of you!"
(Celest): Velsi says, "Oh! It was quite beautiful though, although at first I thought there were all
after me."
(Celest): Velsi says, "Lord Eventru, have you seen my pony yet? He came out all butterflyish after
his first year."
(Celest): Velsi says, "I may paint my wings to resemble his, since he has prettier ones."
(Celest): Eventru says, "Did you hear the tale of the faeling who fell in love with the sunset, and
so painted her wings to match it?"
(Celest): Velsi says, "Oh! No I haven't."
(Celest): Velsi says, "That sounds lovely though."
(Celest): Velsi says, "The sunset is very beautiful."
(Celest): Eventru says, "She was careful to let them dry, then took off - for her first flight, she
wished to fly over the Inner Sea, so that all might see their beauty. As she spread her wings wide,
she realized they were too heavy, from the paint."
(Celest): Eventru says, "She then fell into the Inner Sea, lost amongst its waves."
(Celest): Velsi says, "Oh no, that's sad."
(Celest): Eventru says, "Incredibly sad."
(Celest): Terentia says, "She should have known better."
(Celest): Velsi says, "Well...I have waterbreathing if I fell into the water, but I now realize that
may be dangerous to paint them."
(Celest): Velsi says, "Perhaps flowers or ribbons instead?"
(Celest): Terentia says, "You don't add weight to light formed balance concerns. It throws off your
ability to manuever as well."
(Celest): Ryboi says, "Greetings Lady Terentia!!"
(Celest): Eventru says, "The moral, little one, is that if you wish to become prettier, draw the
Light into your soul, for it weighs nothing, yet is a thousand times more beautiful than any paint
or folower."
(Celest): Eventru says, "If you spend your life worrying over what you do not have, you will spend
your life achieving material, unimportant things."
(Celest): Velsi says, "Oh, that is true Lady Terentia, it probably would mess up mobility."
(Celest): Velsi says, "Yes, I tend to worry about that at times, Lord Eventru, I will take Your
words to heart though."
(Celest): Velsi says, "I apparently already am wearing enough flowers to resemble a garden, oi."
(Celest): Eventru says, "Did We ever tell you about the man who wore too many flowers?"
(Celest): Velsi says, "No, but I think he may have fallen into...a hole?"
(Celest): Eventru says, "He became the last Ascended God, Ayridion."
(Celest): Velsi says, "Ha!"
(Celest): Terentia says, "He did wear too many flowers."
(Celest): Terentia says, "I wanted to burn them."
(Celest): Velsi says, "Oh!"
(Celest): Aeral says, "Nothing wrong with a few flowers..."
(Celest): Velsi says, "Hmm, perhaps I should remove my flowers Lady Terentia?"
(Celest): Terentia says, "Are you countradicting Me, Aeral?"
(Celest): Eventru says, "As We are told, it is more like 'a few dozen'."
(Celest): Azula (from the Aetherways) says, "Oh my... do not deflower my son please..."
(Celest): Aeral says, "No, I would never contradict You, Lady Terentia."
(Celest): Mirai says, "Who wore too many flowers?"
(Celest): Velsi says, "Oi."
(Celest): Aeral says, "I am merely stating that the flowers of Lady Raziela's garden are quite
pretty."
(Celest): Mirai says, "I always come in at odd times.."
(Celest): Terentia says, "Are you intending on deflowering Velsi, Eventru?"
(Celest): Eventru says, "Well, with that note, Azula. We shall draw away for a time."
(Celest): Velsi says, "Oh dear."
(Celest): Terentia says, "Indeed. Go talk to a statue or something."
(Celest): Eventru says, "That seems more your prerogative, Terentia."
(Celest): Eventru says, "Being the one who is so fond of deflowering mortals."
(Celest): Eventru says, "By fire, no less."
(Celest): You say, "Oh my."
(Celest): Terentia says, "I'd be more apt at just burning him until he turns into a capable fighter."
(Celest): Velsi says, "Yes, well, when You zapped me before i learned to heal faster, Lady Terentia."
(Celest): Terentia says, "Oh?"
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
(Celest): Velsi says, "Perhaps I can use the flowers as a distraction?"
(Celest): Velsi says, "Yes, it works better now Lady Terentia, hehe."
(Celest): Ryboi says, "See Lady Terentia! You started the warrior spark within him!"
(Celest): You say, "Was that aimed at you, dear brother?"
(Celest): Velsi says, "Oh, Lady Terentia did that a while ago, which is why I try to be a better
fighter now."
(Celest): Velsi says, "I still think that triple zap is wonderful."
(Celest): Aeral says, "Hmm."
(Celest): Aeral says, "I think you're the only one."
(Celest): Velsi says, "Oh that was only two."

Hm. I need to make something more dazzling.

Good thing I missed this akwardness. But