oh god what is he doing

Subjuggulating. Didn't you read the action?

Yeah, Equius and Nepeta are pretty much :censor:ed. I was hoping Nepeta would be ok, but after the updates and my realization that Gamzee's wounds on his face when we first saw him as evil were cat scratches... Yeah, they're screeewed.

EDIT: Whoa ok censor doesn't catch f-ed. I HAD TO DO THAT MANUALLY.

I don't think Nepeta's claws would leave tiny scratches on his face.

My reactions:

Heck yes, a flash!
Even better, it's a game!
Aw, they're so cute together, love puns!
Okay, fine, I'll go into the grate.
that got scary fast.

That was absolutely terrifying.

Double.

I was very dissapointed in Equius. So very dissapointed.

Nepeta, oh nooooo... ):

Gamzee is going to give me nightmares. o__o

So we have...

Karkat: Scared shitless and running for his life, looking for Terezi
Terezi: No idea what's actually going on, hunting Vriska
Sollux: Unconscious
Kanaya: Rainbow drinker?
Aradia: Fighting Jack, probably going to die. Again.
Tavros/Feferi/Equius/Nepeta: Dead
Eridan: Murderous rampage
Gamzee: Psychotic killer clown nightmare rampage
Vriska: Huge bitch bluh bluh, I guess she doesn't have much reason to go kill anybody else, what she's up to? o,o

Why does Gamzee have the Warhammer of Zillyhoo? I wonder if it's the same one that eventually makes it to the penpal bunny.

Homestuck is RELENTLESSLY LIGHTHEARTED.

I totally begun reading.

So when does it stop being stupid? I want to skip to that part and see what the fuss is about.

General rule of thumb is if you can read to end of Act 2 and still aren't interested, you probably won't be interested. But you can't really skip anything, because if you jump over all the stuff at the beginning that introduces concepts like the sylladex and the alchemizer you'll be really lost.

Hey, I like Vriska again!

I GUESS THAT MEANS SHE'S GOING TO DIE

Hey, seems Terezi is my patron-troll.

Meh.

Meh?? ):< You take that meh back this instant. Terezi is the best troll.

She's mine too. Can you tell.