Granted, but it's only half cooked.

I wish I could have the coat of my dreams.

Granted but it's technicoloured and you have to be made into a slave.

I wish that you had made a wish.

Ok, but that wish was not to have to write it down.

I wish that I could hunt without getting jumped everytime.

OK, you get this one time off, but then after that, you get jumped literally every single time you use a bash attack on a mob.

I wish I didn't have to do statistics.

Your wish is granted, but now every time you sleep you dream horrific nightmares about statistics.

I wish I could find the art I may have lost. D:

Granted, you find it... but it's not as good as you thought anyway.

I wish my customizations would go through.

Okay, but they required such severe editing to be acceptable that they don't even resemble your designs.

I wish I had a Vial of the Sands IRL.

Granted, but you left it in your pants pocket when you washed them, and now it's totally ruined. You didn't even get to use it before you did this- way to go, champ.

I wish I could maintain equal interest in my alt and my main instead of having one thrive at the expense of the other.

Granted, but then you miss MSPA updates.

I wish I could be happy for once.

N...no! NEVER!!!

Granted. But it's the only emotion you're able to feel for the rest of your life. You can't feel sad at a tragedy, angry at an injustice, or guilty for what you've done wrong. You are stuck being nothing but happy, forever.

I wish I didn't have to talk in front of the class about checking the viscosity of your vagina mucus for my human sexuality class tomorrow.

Granted, instead you have to talk about donkey shows and why you enjoy them. (Don't google if you don't know.)

I wish I could hang out with Pheebs in the meat world.

Granted, but she ends up being a serial killer.

That would be awkward. TWO serial killers meeting like that.

Granted, but now you have to check the viscosity of the vagina mucus of others.

I wish I wasn't allergic to my cat.

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I wish you made a wish.

Granted, but s/he is aware of this fact, and now constantly wants to be in your face, in your lap, just generally in your presence.

I wish I knew what to plant in my veggie garden this year.

Granted, but your potatoes get blighted and die anyway.

I wish that there people would remember to make wishes(myself included!).

Granted, but they're annoyingly hard to corrupt.

I wish Phoebus would like my creepy new greeting.

Granted, but you can't make anymore wishes.

I wish I had a pickle.

Granted, but now you have to figure your way out of the bothersome dillema.

I wish Casilu could make more wishes.