Granted, my eyelashes are now extremely dark blue.

I wish Eventru would send us a pic of him in a frock

Granted, but the lens flare is so bright you can't actually see anything in the picture at all.

I wish I was a real boy!

Granted, but when you lie your nose becomes bigger.

I wish to graduate high school NOW.

Granted, but no one will accept your home-made diploma because it's covered in super glue, glitter and uncooked macaroni.

I wish I didn't need sleep!

Granted, you now regret making that wish and no amount of coffee will save you.

Now I wish I was one of the Elder Gods.

Granted, but you're one of the first casualties in the Elder Wars.

I wish I had an i-Win button.

Granted, but now you have no one to fight because they all die once you enter in your PUSH BUTTON alias.

I wish I was better at writing things.

Granted, but no one reads what you write.

I wish people would use the conditional form after saying "I wish..."

Granted, but you're the only one who still uses English, and our new language does not have a conditional form.

I wish Estarra would stop throwing her shoes at me.

Granted, but now she throws everyone else's shoes at you.

I wish I had the ability to design things better (rooms, trade things).

Granted, but now She's throwing swords.

Edit: Ninja'd, Granted, but now there is nothing left to design.

I wish for cookies.

(you have not see my list of things I want to design. as with my last wish, there is never a end of things I want to do.)

Granted, but they're full of cyanide.

I wish I could sleep normally.

Granted, but you have horrible, vivid nightmares that you can't wake up from every time you're asleep.

I wish I had confidence!

Granted, but now you scare people with how much confidence you have.

I wish I had chocolate cake!

Granted, but it's a lie, a very very terrible lie, and for science!

Now I wish I was as bada** as Ixion.

Granted, but now you're a griefer.

I wish I could be a griefer, too.

Granted, but now you're an admin and don't get to really play anymore.

I wish I could be rid of this writer's block!

Granted, but your muse will be Stephenie Meyer.

I wish we had 48-hour days!

Granted, but now everyone expects you to be able to get twice as much work done without sleeping.

I wish I could find Waffle Crisp cereal in a store around here!