Ok, going to throw in a forum game.

Let's play Corrupt a Wish! The objective is to grant the wish of the above poster but in a more twisted manner. For example:

I say: I wish for a dog

And poster below me say: Granted, but it has rabies and you were bitten. Now I wish for a cake.

Then next poster will go: Granted, but the cake is a lie.

Ok, hope that clears it up. Let's start

I wish I was rich.

Granted, but now that you are there's nothing to spend it on.

I wish I had a better computer.

Granted, but the money came from the wills of everyone you ever loved.

Ninja'd!


Edit: Granted, but you now have no power to your house.

I wish I was happy

Granted, you began to see rainbows, unicorns and butterflies due to drugs!

Now I wish stupidity was removed.

Yay, everyone's smarter! But you're now the dumbest person in the world.

I wish for world peace!

Granted, all war was stopped once the alien overlords took control

I wish for world domination.

Granted, but you're the only one left.

I wish for Demigod.

Granted, you attain Demigod, but then the server spontaneously combusts and turns into a pile of ash.

I wish all my household chores were done!

Granted, your household burns down and with it all your chores are gone.

I wish for elephants.

Granted, but you are also given a mouse and they all run away.

I wish for that light in my room to stop flickering.

Granted, but now you are blind.

I wish for motivation to do stuff

Granted! But you quickly run out of things to do and now you're stuck with all this energy and drive and nothing to expend it on.

I wish my landlady let me have a dog or cat.

Granted, here have a raptor! What? Oh sorry! I can't hear you well!
I wish I get to be a good combatant in Lusty

Granted. Everyone lost their systems, so you're the best by virtue of everyone not wanting to fight anymore.

I wish Norwegian TV would show Anime.

Granted, but for some reason it's spoken in icelandic (sp?) and there are no subtitles.

You forgot to make a wish!

Granted, but her wish is invisible.

I wish to go live with my honey.

(I just want to keep the thread going)

Granted, but you're chased by bears after your honey.

I wish I'm young again.

Snap, ninja'd.

Granted, you're new a sperm with no chance of fertilization.

I wish I had a volcano.

Okay, but it's dormant!

I wish Lawliet would grow blue hair