I figured we need a thread for those funny news articles/stories that appear. Everybody sees them. I'll start us off.

California Boy Throws Rock at Car, Gets Hit by Crossbow

Man Sees His House Burglarized From Plane

Would have been even better if that plane had a .50 cal mounted to it.

Ohhhh...I like this thread idea!

Washington man lights beehive on fire after sting

"Take that, bitches!"

That sounds like something I would do...... I've poured diesel fuel into ant holes and lit it on fire. Diesel fuel burns long long time.

Doubletap lighter fluid works better. First fire sucks all the oxygen out and gets the ants on the surface, second fire burns the ones that don't suffocate.

Why do that? I think I have a recipe for jellied gasoline around here somewhere...

Jessica Callaway, Arizona Mother, Blew Marijuana Smoke In Her Baby's Mouth To Calm Her Down, Police Say

Favorite quote from the article: "The friend noted the baby seemed thirsty after ingesting some of the weed,"

I hope they throw the book at that

A very old article but one that I like to share....

Air Pistol Fun!! Or not so fun

Wow...I love the actually title of the article "Air pistol up the bum".

I know several people who would do that, and I'm from there, suddenly I have the urge to make a couple calls and see if I can find out who it is.

So that's why honeybees are disappearing all over the world.

Hairdresser saves dog by punching bear in the face.

I would punch every ing bear in the face. you bears.

Weatherman Found in Hot Tub with Dead Man Wearing Dog Collar

I mostly just love the title of the article. Hehe

Angry, Smug Bear Takes Prius

Awesome technique, poor taste.

Chicago Man Killed Mother For Not Buying Avril Lavigne Tickets

That's one dedicated fan.

Jesus, what a psycho. I mean, I can understand killing your mother (who hasn't been there, amirite?), but Avril Lavigne?