Squirrel Theft
Written by: ever tired Yire Ryseni
Date: Sunday, March 26th, 2023
Addressed to: Everyone
Hello's and Hi's to all!
As was announced earlier, there was an unfortunate event that occured at the Kiakoda Nature Reserve. I am stepping forward and confessing to having stolen those baby squirrels.
It all happened while I was on my way out after feeding the penguins, I noticed a big large sign that read "DO NOT ENTER" so of course, I entered. My feline instincts may have taken over but be assured that I ransacked the place and nabbed those baby squirrels. I will not pay for any property damage I caused to the nursery as I believe it should have been built sturdier!
I would also like to formally apologize to my dear frienemy, Hiresh. I know it was wrong of me to throw you under the Dashro and blame it on you but it's a very "You" thing to steal baby squirrels.
Your dearest
Yire Ryseni, Squirrel Snatcher Extraordinaire
Penned by my hand on the 5th of Estar, in the year 645 CE.