I have been sleeping quite a long time. With a mind lost to the many myriad realities, I did not anticipate what I would hear upon waking through the aethers of the Collection of Restless Ein: lighting a cobra on fire, and finding a rodent with vanilla-scented gland secrections.

As the First of the Collection, as Restless Ein's Transcendent One, I oft find myself fascinated by curious things. Naturally, the desire of Cyd and Hiresh to set a vanilla-scented rattlesnake cobra on fire behind a chariot intrigued me, and so I set out to find a rodent that would suffice instead of the mighty beaver, which does so much for Serenwilde's tree growth.

In my search, I found many a mustelid and rodent! I did not find one with vanilla-scented gland secretions, but upon the sight of the little small squirrels with their strangely furless bodies, I was intrigued! Throwing out my initial plan, I took them all in my webbed fingers and gingerly escaped, for little squirrels deserve a chance to live!

LIVE! In the high, lonely places, and the low, sandy places, and the mountains, and the rivers, and indeed! Even in the oceans, provided the squirrels take their waterbreathing enchantments seriously! I am sure Bollikin would not have wanted the little ones to be corralled in one tiny place!

FOR CHAOS! FOR FREEDOM! FOR THE RIGHT TO EXIST WHERE ONE PLEASES! EVEN SQUIRRELS IN THE OCEAN!

That is all.

-- The Pash
First of the Collection
Plateau of Transcendence
Flesh Mistress

Penned by my hand on the 5th of Estar, in the year 645 CE.