Attention adventurers and denizens! The Saloon Picayune, your new publication for the up to date happenings and conspiracies in the basin, is thrilled to announce a brand-new feature column, "Ask Izzy!" Nursing with secrets? Unsure if you were an arshole? Well, you can find advice, insights, and perspectives on all your relationship and interpersonal drama.

Do you have questions or concerns about your relationships or interactions with others? Are you unsure if what you did was right? Are you struggling with what to say to someone in a tricky situation? Look no further, Izzy is here to help!

"Ask Izzy" is your go-to column for thoughtful advice on a wide range of topics. Whether you're dealing with a difficult breakup, navigating the complexities of friendship, or simply need guidance on how to communicate more effectively, Izzy has the wisdom and experience to provide you with a fresh perspective.

We invite you to write in with your questions and concerns. No issue is too big or too smalla"zzy is ready to tackle them all. Your privacy and anonymity are always respected, so don't hesitate to share your story.

Contact us at the Saloon Picayune.

Start writing, and let's get those questions answered!


Penned by my hand on the 10th of Urlachmar, in the year 680 CE.